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more about #bros more comments → PontiusPirate: #11. Tucker Max is the Roman Polanski of our time more » goetz: I hope they serve humble pie at the DVD release party. more » Varnsen: "You smell like you got buttfucked by a garbage truck." Wouldn't you then smell only faintly of garbage truck? It would be worse if you just made ou... more » Unsolicited Advice: I'm glad to see Tucker's now in the "rationalizing failure" portion of his career. And that rationalized failures are his only company. more » femputer-says-no: Ha! # 3 is right - humor derived from the english language is where it's at! As demonstrated by # 4, who writes that PeePee and PooPoo are "two very... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Alas, Seanbaby has yet to make a movie. And given the existence of this thing I can't see why he doesn't. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I think you infused the right amount of slapstick, physical comedy (the shit scene, Dan pissing on the cops) into the movie. Hey, Plagarist Pete! St... more » Spirit Fingers: Since clearly the same amount of thought went into producing this travesty of human existence, I'm going to just look at a couple random words in each... more » Mymoustache: It's like a celebration of mediocrity! more » Dr. Nick: Shitty With A Chance Of No Balls more » BettyCrocker: How To Enjoy "I Hope I'm Not Queer In Modell's": 1. Set brain to 0. 2. Try to work up theatre-clearing flatus. 3. Practice braying drunk laugh. 4. Set... more » bananaballs: Even the camera work and editing are douchey. They should run away together. I recommend it, actually. more » metoometoo: Wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched wretched. That is all. more » miss_msry: Smack me in the head NCIS dude, but I thought they were the same person. Are they? I'm still not sure. more » andBegorrah: There isn't a lot of support for my unapologetic femininity in this culture either. Sure, the teeth in my vagina are off-putting, but it's just me bei... more » -
#toptenlists
Tucker Max's Biggest Fans Explain His Transcendent Movie
Tucker Max's movie "Poop: My Story" is really, objectively not doing well, at all. We'll just delicately link to the weekend's movie chart, with no overt comment. However! The sycophants on Tucker Max's message boards have an alternative view. More » -
#historicmeetings
Tucker Max and Carson Daly, Together
"There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine." This sentence was uttered by Tucker Max, in response to a question from Carson Daly last night. Again: Tucker Max, Carson Daly, unapologetic masculinity. That is all. -
#success
So How's That Tucker Max Movie Doing?
As you all know, we've just concluded the opening weekend of Tucker Max's film debut, "Alcohol and Poop Go Together Like Whores and EZ Cheez." How grand a mark has it made on cinema history? Let's go to the scorecards!
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#tooinsidery
Tucker Max Lies About Totally Inconsequential Thing
Here's our artist friend Tucker "Tucker" Max (who am I to make fun of names?) on the "Lemondrop" radio show scoffing at the notion that he would ever email Gawker, that's ridiculous. Huh. More » -
#artists
Today's Lies From Tucker Max
Tucker Max did an interview with City Pages in Minneapolis about his movie. He said at least six untrue things: More » -
#instantclassics
Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
It's almost time: time for Tucker fuckin' Max to unleash his movie ["One of the best comedies released over the past generation."—Tucker Max] on the world. You know who thinks this movie is fuckin' awesome? Tucker fuckin' Max.
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#wtan
WTAN, Gawker Hacked by 'Hipster Runoff' and the AZN Poet
Bros! Been reading Hipster Runoff and Tao Lin. Feel sad now. Like they're free and I'm just a ToKn. Or multicultural metrocard. but my slang and colloquialisms don't get me on the hip-train n-e more. More » -
#thecinema
Your Tucker Max Movie Update
Remember brotastic internet niche figure Tucker Max and his objectively awful movie script? Where the hell is that flick, huh? Here, your full update on I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, the movie: More » -
