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more about #brucewillis more comments → musicandorchids: you referrenced capeman. i love you now. #parishilton more » Tweezergal: Didn't Garfunkel have a son just a couple of years ago, when he was 67? #parishilton more » onebadclam: I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believ... more » Mo MoDo: Doesn't everybody in Hair get nekkid eventually? That lady was seriously gun jumping, so to speak. #parishilton more » Mo MoDo: DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #pa... more » Magister: I realize the fellow's pitching a book and "Ann Landers" would be a headline, but I sort of think he may be getting someone with similar hair mixed-up... more » BxgrlJeri: I actually see Paul Simon out and about in New York quite a lot and he's very non-assuming and normal. And what is with the Zoolander face, Paris? B... more » Tart of Darkness: Lucky for Garfunkle he didn't have the musically impaired escorted from his show. He'd be singing to the seats. But Foster, really, if we wanted to ... more » Brad Brown: "Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than Levi Johnston Has Inches." #parishilton more » the rzo: Presumably DvF was just bringing home a party favor for Barry. #parishilton more » hughman: true story : i was in the pleasure chest on 7th ave. sometime in the late 80s on a friday night and who walks in but jfk jr. and darryl hannah. everyo... more » Tremonius: The Great Irony Concert, where all the introduced musicians are Black, and the tune is dedicated to the home of the spirit of the Tupelo cracker who o... more » Swifter: A little Boom Boom Pow in the Boom Boom Room with Fergie is just what the doctor ordered for the autumn blues. #parishilton more » mfnher: Wow. Someone over at Page Six must really hate Kelly Osbourne. #parishilton more » johnivdaly: Yeah, i paid 23.50 plus concessions to see this with my wife. I'm not even mad, I knew it would be terrible when I agreed to see it, so I don't want ... more » -
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Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#boxofficemonday
America to Critics: Drop Dead! Couples Retreat Owns Weekend
When it comes to comedy, there's no arguing with taste. And if what America wants in their humor is the smirking, manic, his-lips-say-wacky-but-his-eyes-say-death-can't-come-quick-enough antics of Vince Vaughn, then who are we to argue? More » -
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Jennifer Aniston Must Compete with Gerard Butler's War Pug for Affection
Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
#traderoundup
Summer Movie Cash Orgy Has a Short Guest List
A peacocked network has been brutalized by the economy. Meanwhile, a Burbank studio stores away a billion dollars in their water tower. And back at the ranch, robots are learning how to come together, fight evil, eat, pray, and love. More » -
#onbeauty
Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
Bruce Willis, 54, and his new wife, model Emma, 32, recently did a sexy-pex S&M nudie pictorial for W magazine. Go there for more pictures. (Two might not be SFW).
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Bruce Willis Will Never Die
Deal or No Deal makes, um, a new deal. Americans poach from the French who poached from the Americans. Bad news for a Sister, and good news for Bruce Willis. More » -
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Did Bruce Willis Audition Mates?
Mid-week, everyone needs to freshen up. Barbara Walters craves a clean break from ABC, reportedly; Robert Pattinson needs a shower and Bruce Willis might never be able to wash off the slime. More » -
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Jade Goody Dies at 27
Reality star Jade Goody has died of cancer. Elsewhere, people continue to get married and have babies, or adopt babies and fire those babies' nannies. More » -
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Andrew McCarthy Finds Magic Lamp, Wishes Self Back to 1980's
It's true there are no new ideas left in Hollywood, and even the old ideas are starting to not look so good. Ah well, we soldier on in spite of (or because of) it anyway. More »
