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more about #burgerking more comments → Clare: Remember John Walker Lindh? Now he was a hot piece of infidel-smiting ass. more » i'm a bottle: C'mon, there's no way Burger King is halal. more » lobstr: wow, how timely. Dallas spared by what appears to be a similar task force... [www.dallasnews.com] more » lobstr: In this case entrapment is awesome. Like the Murrah building, that courthouse probably had some children inside.. Fuck that guy. more » Mount_Prion: I could see doing the same thing if I was as bored as him. more » MrInBetween: I bet his blog post, "Brainwashing At Its Best," is jam-packed with cruel ironies. more » Perhaps Not: Lots of Malcolm X paraphernalia on that Myspace page. Does, um, does he understand he's not black? Or is he one of those Uighurs? more » RonMwangaguhunga: In retrospect it appears NewsCorp may have been justified in buying MySpace, considering how many tabloid cover stories seem to have chatty backstory ... more » Notsewfast: Sand Wigga? more » MrInBetween: What a needy niece. Hopefully now she feels better knowing that his being out of touch wasn't personal. Her Uncle Qaeda-Guy was extremely busy being a... more » Unsolicited Advice: So a few convincing liars can convince a disaffected kid to bomb something. Newsflash to the FBI: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY DO IT IN THE MIDDLE EAST. ... more » iplaudius: The pattern of these sting operations is indeed "more than a little bit ridiculous." I think they should at least be more even-handed about it and try... more » Smitros: Being in league with the King is prima facie evidence of evildoing. The Burger King is a dick. more » Nic Fit: More good PR for Myspace! more » onebadclam: Must love bombs. more » -
#crime
This Man Is a Terrorist (and He's Single!)
This is Michael Finton, a.k.a. Talib Islam. He was arrested for allegedly planning to bomb a federal courthouse in Illinois. Also he's a Sagittarius and he wants children "someday." More » -
#advertising
Burger King Will Regret Posing Hindu Goddess on Ham Sandwich
Burger King is constantly getting tons of free publicity for its outrageous offensive (and wacky!) ads, which it sometimes apologizes for afterward. Could this be a purposeful strategy? Of course! But now they're fucking with the goddess Lakshmi. Bad move. More » -
#advertising
Eating a Burger King 'Super Seven Incher' Is Just Like Giving a Blow Job
Yesterday our Hamilton Nolan blamed BK's financial woes on their "edgy" ad agency. Now tonight our pal Copyranter sent us their newest advertisement, a reeking of desperation creation he called the "most overtly blow-jobby ad I've ever seen." More » -
#advertising
World's Cleverest Ad Campaign Is Big Failure
Sometimes a worthless "consumer" will see some very strategic high-concept ad that involves, say, a subservient chicken, and innocently ask, "How does that sell burgers?" And then the creative ad execs will chuckle at this un-strategic dunce, their target audience. More » -
#marketing
Burger King's SubservientChicken.com: Five years old, and still doing stuff in a chicken outfit.
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#advertising
Sir Mix-a-Lot Teaches Kids About Big Butts, Burgers
If you watched the basketball game last nightthen you're not reading this site, you probably saw how Burger King is selling kids' meals with a new Sir Mix-a-Lot big butt mix. And liked it. More » -
#daddy
Masked Jim Cramer Sneaks Into Teen Slumber Party
What's screaming CNBC madman Jim Cramer been up to? Putting on a Burger King mask in order to infiltrate a slumber party full of 14 year-olds. There's no taking this one back, Jimmy. Everyone knows. -
#advertising
Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
If you haven't already publicly forsaken all your Facebook friends in order to earn a Whopper, it's too late. Facebook has crippled the Burger King "Whopper Sacrifice" anti-friendship widget for being too mean. More » -
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#facebook
Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
Burger King, for no good reason, has America's edgiest advertising. And it just got edgier. Now you can make it known publicly that someone's "friendship" is less valuable to you than 1/10th of a sandwich. More »
