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#opencaption
Push Him Real Good
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#shutuptwitter
Shrek 4 Audio Booth Secrets Are the First Casualties of Hollywood's War on Twitter
Last week, we reported that Hollywood has begun taking steps to wipe out the first outbreak of free-speech showbiz has seen since the Hays Code, eradicating the threat of stars communicating directly to the pubic via Twitter. More » -
#predictions
Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
Mackenzie Phillips is setting the media ablaze with her revelation that she had sex with her father. Having come this far, just what will celebrity biographies have to confess to get attention a decade from now? Here's a preview! More » -
#gossiproundup
Twilight's Ashley Greene Becomes the Internet's Newest Nude Starlet
Nude photos of Ashley Greene hit the net, Oprah eats Manhattan, Lilo and Samro get back together, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper vacation in Spain together, Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan are in love and Kate Moss is aging rapidly. More » -
#geeksonparade
We Didn't Go to Comic-Con and All That We Got Was This Lousy Photo Gallery
They like sci-fi! They wear costumes! They play with light sabers! They saw The X-Files movie in the theater! Yes, every year people freak out when they found out that Comic-Con is full of freaks.
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#gossiproundup
The Cameron Diaz/Jude Law/Leo DiCaprio (DiLawRio?) Love Triangle Will Taint Us All
Cameron Diaz is a playa, Jessica Simpson drowns her dumping sorrows with friends, Lilo and Sam Ronson engage in an epic fight over Drea De Matteo, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are engaged and Jeffrey Donovan get a DUI. More » -
#gossiproundup
Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney's sporting a new "spare tire," Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More » -
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#traderoundup
When Will Cameron Diaz Be Eaten By Vampires?
Today Cannes gets a bit clearer, a comedy haus has opened, Cameron Diaz continues to invade your multiplex, another Twilight movie staggers along, and Straw Dogs gets remade. More » -
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Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More » -
#traderoundup
Trail of Tears Finally Ends In Forks, WA
New Moon has found its werewolves, E! has found its late night muse. Cameron Diaz forges new territory, while Catherine O'Hara ought to look good toting a gun. Plus, Amanda Bynes news. More »


