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more about #canada more comments → raincoaster: Heh. I love that song. #foreignaffairs more » topsy: Oops, sorry about that. #foreignaffairs more » topsy: Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day when the grocer's daughter finally dies from being an evil bitch... more » topsy: Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day. As for Harper, he's a fucking idiot. One of the saddest days ... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Canada, relax. We can fix you right up. Trust. (Not completely comfortable with "trust," but it seems about right) [barackobamaforpm.blogspot.com] more » TheBusinessGuy: Christ, who knew there are so many Canadians on Gawker? No wonder the place seems to be getting cleaner, more polite, and is developing an inferiorit... more » Spirit Fingers: You know what I always found strange: "The queen is dead. Long live the queen!" I know it's just declaring that there's a new queen, but it just seems... more » Artur Van Asinine: back back in the day, before i sold out for an income that would afford me a reasonable mortgage and the occasional supersized value meal, I used to b... more » jb88x: @secretagentman Actually, Baird has always supported same-sex marriage and voted in favour of it at the time. more » Swifter: Of course Canada is gullible, but it serves our purposes. For more than 200 years we let them think they were an independent country until those medd... more » secretagentman: What I find fascinating, scary and sickening, is that John Baird, who is described as Harper's right hand man, enforcer and closest confidant, is a bi... more » kneetoe: At least they now have a rough draft to work off of. #foreignaffairs more » KikiCanuck: On a dubiously related note, Harper is weirdly into cats in general. See exhibit A, of our fearless leader: #foreignaffairs more » resipsaloquacious: Thatcher dead? Does Nancy have an alibi? She never got over walking in on those two... (shudder). #foreignaffairs more » Cheap Shot: You just have to replace 'Europeans' with 'Mexicans' and then it all makes sense. more » -
#death
Thatcher Dead!
The cat! We mean the cat! Sorry, we didn't mean to confuse you, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. We just had no idea Canada was so gullible! More » -
#racerelations
Rachel Mardsen Thinks Whitey Gets Stiffed, Deserves Affirmative Action in Sports
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales' ex-girlfriend Rachel Mardsen is the C-Grade Canadian version of Ann Coutler. Her editorial today is the C-Grade Canadian version of trying to be inflammatory to mediocre effect. More » -
#successstories
Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
City Living, Toronto's finest magazine, did not make this cover ironically! Rather, for elegance. More » -
#science
Jurassic Park Inspired Plans Will Extinct Us All, Must Be Quashed
Since way back in 1993, when the movie adaptation of Jurassic Park came out, we knew the popularization of Michael Crichton's dinosaur nightmare novel would be the end of us. Well, that prediction seems frighteningly close to fruition. More » -
#posers
At Long Last, 'The Squirrelizer' has Arrived
Surely you've heard about the squirrel that photo-bombed a Minnesota couple's timed shot on a Canadian lake? The whole world's gone mad over it! Well now you can have your own photos squirrelized by "that squirrel" as well! [The Squirrelizer] -
#drugsarebad
90% of U.S. Currency Laced With Cocaine
Americans love their cocaine! And apparently these same cocaine-loving Americans' preferred method of snow ingestion is to snort it through rolled up cash bills, as a new analysis of currency in 18 U.S. cities shows. More » -
#torontomonster
Living Montauk Monster Terrorizing Canada
Summer is in full swing, so you know what that means: Monsters! It was exactly one year ago today that we first reported on the Montauk Monster and now something that looks like Monty's cousin has emerged in Toronto. Alive!
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#deathfromabove
Fancy Sign Dismantled Due to Canadian Terror Threat
Canada, that den of thieves suspiciously crouching directly above us, is a hotbed of anti-American extremist violence. That is why the Department of Homeland Security is dismantling a pretty sign at a border crossing. More » -
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. [Jezebel] -
#missedconnections
Megan Fox's Shunned Flower Child Found!
Yesterday we told you Kodak was offering $5000 to anyone who could track down the boy with the rose who was shunned by Megan Fox recently. Well it looks as though one of our readers found him—On Facebook!
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#subterfuge
Perez Hilton Apologizes For Being Perez Hilton
Perhaps he felt inspired by Mark Sanford's apology, or fears being charged with a hate crime, but something came over Perez Hilton tonight, as he took to his website and offered a self-congratulatory apology for being a heinous jackass. More » -
#diversity
Black Guy Photoshopped In
Oh. Oh no. Oh no they didn't. Today in "Onion Stories Come True": The city of Toronto adds some diversity—magically! More » -
#retirement
Bush Exiled to Canada
No one even noticed, but the guy who used to be the president, Chimpy McHitler, has disappeared. Is he in heaven? Or jail? No, worse: he is in Canada. George W. Bush will never return to America. More » -
#sandraoh
Sandra Oh And Toronto Mayor Team To Devastate Hollywood
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#canada
Press Release of the Day: Win the Chance to Drive to Canada in the Dead of Winter
All you have to do to win this exciting opportunity to drive to Canada is enter a curling competition in Bryant Park! Tell us more, Canadian Tourism Board.The Canadian Tourism is bringing the Olympic sport of curling to Bryant Park to expose New Yorkers to the excitement of the competitive game – and one lucky contestant will walk away with the keys to a new car, a $500 gas card and a seven-night hotel stay in Canada (all of the elements needed for an unforgettable drive vacation to Canada)!Details below:
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#canada
Canada Still Working On This "Being Sovereign Nation" Thing
Sure, we got problems, but at least the Queen of England didn't indirectly shut down our government. Sucks to be Canada! [Slate]
