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more about #carolbartz more comments → ifstone: Someone "invented" PHP? I'd always assumed it had plopped out of the collective asses of a thousand webmonkeys. Seriously, if I'd invented PHP, I woul... more » TheHonJudgeSmails: Has Valleywag been outsourced to Pakistan? #yahoo more » Matt Cherette: . more » adiam7: I love this woman, she is either really cool, really good at bullshit, or I am losing my touch for calling bullshit. #yahoo more » MrInBetween: Joe Fucking Kernan. He was a rock star back when the market was going up, up, up. Now he is a still happy frat boy talking head who has become CNBC's ... more » Magister: I haven't watched the video, but was there any mention of the "peanut butter memo", or is she another person oblivious to the problem? more » wrongneighborhood: Despite her seemingly caught off guard on that Fortune reporter's question, I usually find her demeanor to be somewhat refreshing. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Trapped in a may-loo! FTW more » Pinekatz: The surly Yahoo CEO is having her leg surgically enhanced so she can kick ass even harder Best line ever. more » momof3wildkids: Why is there a picture of Greta Van Susteren on this post? more » MaelstromInTheMiddle: This message is completely content free except to inform you of when more messages can be expected. Is this where Julia Allison interns end up? That... more » htotheomo: I read it as: "I am, in fact, going to do less while expecting you to do more. Also, fuck with Judy, and you fuck with me." more » Perhaps Not: Jesus, she's like a David Mamet play, but with women. For an added bonus, insert the word "fucking" as often as grammatically feasible. An example: ... more » resipsaloquacious: "I'm not sure if it is low-sugar or what..." Way to appear as leader and also improve employee morale. Not only fail to give them direction, but ins... more » Pope John Peeps II: we're going to take a new approach to my weekly emails. You'll now hear from me every few weeks, but in-between will hear more from my staff HAhaha. ... more » -
#exits
Ãœber-Programmer Ditches Yahoo Over 'Lame' Microsoft Deal
No one likes Yahoo's search deal with Microsoft. Wall Street wanted more up front money; tech elites called it an abdication, a "shame" and "seppuku." Now Yahoo is losing a programming icon over the embarrassing arrangement. More » -
#surrealestate
Monuments to Hubris: The New Tech HQs That Harbinger Doom
Historically, big tech companies start building new gigantic corporate campus instead right before they implode. Oh, look: Yahoo's drawing up plans for a 42-acre project and hadn't laying off thousands of workers. More » -
#flackery
Carol Bartz Too Sick To Explain Financial Performance
Carol Bartz has "come down with something," Yahoo's chief financial officer tells Wall Street, so the CEO was absent from a third-quarter earnings call. Whoops: Profits tripled this quarter, but Bartz's illness is a ready-made metaphor for Yahoo's falling revenue. More » -
#overshares
Yahoo's CEO Is a Thumb Sucker
Quirky Yahoo chief Carol Bartz enjoys cursing like a sailor and "crawling into a hole" with chocolate. We now learn she also likes time outs: "I come home. I suck my thumb and don't talk to me." No problem. (Pic) -
#flackery
Current Yahoo CEO Isn't 'Stupid' Like Certain Other Yahoo CEOs
Carol Bartz's CNBC appearance today was great P.R. — sharp and personable instead of defensive and sweary — but couldn't be good for morale back at the office. The Yahoo CEO kept talking about Yahoo fuckups. More » -
#memos
Yahoo's CEO 'Wanted to Crawl Into a Hole and Eat Chocolate'
Carol Bartz's critics nearly put her into a chocolate-eating funk, the Yahoo CEO wrote in a recent memo. But now is no time for "staring at our navels... Get out of the sugar low." Maybe with some chocolate! Wait... [AllThingsD] -
#yahoo
CEO Carol Bartz Would Like You to Work Harder While She Goes on Leave
Carol Bartz is going to be out for two weeks. The surly Yahoo CEO is having her leg surgically enhanced so she can kick ass even harder; why are the rest of you peons just sitting around, on your butts??
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#modernandawkward
Yahoo's Cuddly Flack Sends Adorable Email
There's some kind of sick good cop/bad cop deal going down at Yahoo. CEO Carol Bartz swears, smacks down reporters and threatens "dropkicks." Her enforcer, meanwhile, has a Pomeranian named Clio and loves David Sedaris and peach cobbler ice cream. More » -
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#clips
Microsoft's Bing Puts Google and Yahoo on the Defensive
In the tech world, dominance can be lost with mere clicks, which in turn spring from mere thoughts. Perhaps that's why Google and Yahoo's CEOs are so quickly dismissing Microsoft's new search site, Bing. More » -
#disasters
Yahoo Nukes Man's Photos Over Obama Comments
Flickr user Shepherd Johnson was browsing the official White House photostream one night when he decided to post a politically-charged comment. Then another, then another. Soon, without warning, Yahoo's photo-sharing service deleted his account, complete with 1,200 pictures.
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#videuhoh
Yahoo CEO Can't Say 'Algorithmic'
Here's Carol Bartz on Fox Business Network, explaining what sets Yahoo apart from Google. For one, the internet company is not all fancy sciencepants and "algothorithic" or "algomorthmic" or whatever. Indeed, it doesn't even know that word. More » -
#memos
Yahoo's New Top Flack: Cuddly and Awake
Yahoo's PR operation has been a disaster of late. Its former top flack maybe leaked an ex-employee's nasty performance evaluation; another was caught sleeping during a shareholder's meeting. So Yahoo spread word: its new guy is nice and conscious! More » -
#mysteries
Carol Bartz's Elusive New F-Bomb
Yahoo's delightfully potty-mouthed CEO dropped another one of her famous F-bombs on the Wall Street Journal's Kara Swisher at the D conference today. The Journal's been promoting the incident online, but can't seem to bring itself to air video of the cussing. More » -
#housekeeping
Valleywag: An Instruction Manual
Dear Ryan:
As I head to NBC to run its Bay Area site, I'm leaving you one Silicon Valley gossip blog, used but in good condition. A few thoughts on how to keep it that way. More » -
#valleywag
Hear Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz Drop the F-Bomb
There is so much to admire about Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz, who is giving the Web company a needed kick in the pants. But more than anything, it's her garbage tongue that we love. Listen. More » -
#valleywag
Yahoo CEO Lays Off Workers, Not Swear Words
Carol Bartz, Yahoo's recently installed CEO, is a woman of many charms, not the least of which is her gutter mouth. She dropped the F-bomb today while announcing Yahoo's sucky earnings (and more layoffs). More » -
#valleywag
Why Is Yahoo Laying People Off? The Answer Is on an Engineer's Desk
After thousands of layoffs last year, Yahoo's gearing up to cut more staff. Here's an idea: Why not trim outrageous spending first? One Yahoo engineer has helpfully, if unwittingly, shown where to start.
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#yahoo
Carol Bartz Gets New Yahoo Org Chart Half Right
Yahoo's new CEO Carol Bartz hates leaks, and we love Yahoo org charts, so the fact that we've received her announcement of the new Yahoo corporate structure is some kind of harmonic convergence. More » -
#exits
Yahoo's Do-Nothings Set to Bleed Purple
It's the reorg to end all reorgs! Under widely loathed former management, Yahoo became famous for its dumb corporate reshufflings. New CEO Carol Bartz, a lovably profane taskmistress, is aiming to undo their mess. More »
