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more about #celebrityindustrialcomplex more comments → TheBusinessGuy: Pink! Pretty! But where are the Smurfs and unicorns? #bonniefuller more » ArtfulSlinger: Oh so its just another aggregation based celeb gossip blog. So? You would think with this woman's connections it could have given us a bit more fresh ... more » snugbug: On the bright side, the cretinous illiteracy of the copy makes up for the relentless parade of fug design. Quoth the Fuller in a post scriptum to her... more » AzureTexan: ". . . thus requiring absurd amounts of scrolling to see just one item." New to the bottom of the home page is a prominent ad for carpal-tunnel scree... more » Matt Cherette: I came here specifically to comment on the size of the pictures, so I'm glad you were as turned off by them as I was. Also, every single headline exce... more » Matt Cherette: Am I the only one that still hasn't seen the RT button show up? Someone said it was next to the reply button that one sees when he/she scrolls over a ... more » themediatrix: I booked her for a show I worked on back when she was campaigning against Arnold in California a few years back and let me tell you, she is incredible... more » intime: She looks like a "woman of a certain age." She hasn't tried to stop anyone from publishing these photos of herself, un-retouched. And don't we all w... more » BunnySkull: I encourage this but not for snarky reasons. I think people need to see "real" photos. It's the fake, air-brushed to hell and back, plastic looking ... more » sklarra001: God, I hope I look that good in a close-up at her age. Or my age. more » raincoaster: If you REALLY wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine, you'd steal a couple of chapters from her book. If there was anything worth stealing. #a... more » raincoaster: Well, as you all know, I'm a raging bitch. And as you may not know, the total number of tweets I've made seems to be going DOWN rather than up lately.... more » JohntheCraptist: When I met her, one of her eyelashes had detached itself and was jutting at a 45-degree angle from her eyelid. Truth. #ariannahuffington more » Buttafooco: I saw her getting into taxi in midtown last Friday. I didn't realize her hips were so wide. She was standing behind a Ford Crown Victoria and the brak... more » MissNormaDesmond: Shouldn't you have titled this "Neener Neener"? #ariannahuffington more » -
#celebrityindustrialcomplex
Bonnie Fuller's Online Debut: It's Like a Magazine Cover, But You Click on It
Bonnie Fuller finally re-launched HollywoodLife.com as a celebrity gossip site in her own image, and it's as nauseating as we feared: In Touch and Life & Style have indeed vomited all over a ridiculously loooong Web page. More » -
#losergeneratedcontent
Re-Tweet Redesign Helps the Rich Get Richer on Twitter
Twitter is offering a new way to quote other people's tweets. The new "re-tweet" feature is both less useful and more confusing than the ad-hoc system that preceded it. But that's OK, because it bolsters rich celebrities and dot-com millionaires. More » -
#photogallery
What Does Arianna Huffington Really Look Like?
The Huffington Post has brought back its old trick of posting embarrassingly high-resolution photos of celebrities, Portfolio.com notes, to much controversy. HuffPo defends its pics as "playful spin on our... fascination with celebrity images." OK, let's "play." With your founder. More » -
#conspiracytheories
Is Twitter Conspiring with Celebrities to Delete Your Mean Tweets?
Blogger Mickey Kaus likes to send nastygrams to famous people, on Twitter, when the mood strikes him. And yet these messages sometimes disappear from Twitter search, despite the microblogging service's well-established technical competence. Mere coincidence — ha! — or conspiracy? More » -
#spincycle
Gossip Pages Win: Todd English's Charges against Erica Wang Are Revenge for Spin War
Todd English's assault charges against jilted bride Erica Wang materialized two weeks after she watch-clocked him. We now know that English wasn't going to file with cops...until Wang declared war in the press. Winner? The New York Post!
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#gossip
Celebrity Gossip Ad Infinitum: The Heidi Klum Birth Timeline
Heidi Klum had a baby girl on Friday night. Congrats! Well, some gossip outlets shouldn't be busting open the champagne, because while she was having the kid, they were fighting about whether or not she had it already. More » -
#linguistics
Publicity Speak Translator: New York Magazine Kisses the Ring and Ass of Page Six
NY Mag's illustrated Gossipmonger column in the print edition has been running items without credit pulled directly from Page Six, who called up NYM for quote in an awesome item called "Best 'Six' mag has ever had." Their response? More » -
#citizenpaparazzi
Welcome to Paparazzi University
Cameraphone-toting fans are apparently ruining the lives of college football stars. Campus jocks can hardly booze it up at a parties or enjoy young women spontaneously removing their shirts for them without the moment ending up on Facebook. So awful. More » -
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#conspiracytheory
Will The Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Get The Full Reveal Tonight?
Okay, it's silly. Lady Gaga probably doesn't have a penis. But maybe she does. And now, there are rumblings that Lady Gaga has something incredible in store for tonight's VMAs. Let's go over this one more time. Update! Well... More » -
#thenamegame
After Sparrow Madden, What Celebrity Baby Names Are Left?
Nicole Richie just had a baby boy. His name is Sparrow James Midnight Madden. We love that celebrities don't give their spawn normal people names. More » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » -
#magazines
OK! magazine has landed a Vanity Fair-caliber contributor.
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#branding
Bob Dylan's Christmas Idyll
Here's the cover to Bob Dylan's forthcoming Christmas album. Proceeds go to charity; as Vulture notes, this lends hope the project won't be commercially corrupted and critically panned. We still wish the sleigh driver had a harmonica holder or something. More » -
#crimepunishment
Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
Michael Jackson's personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, possibly as early as next week. His personal dermatologist (and possible babydaddy), Dr. Arnold Klein, is also going down. Cable news is already licking its lips. More » -
#clebrityscience
Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Has Your Publicity Stunt Right Here
Lady Gaga has a knack for getting attention. So it's no surprise that video of the singer revealing a mini-penis at a concert successfully captured the attention of the Googling hordes. Britney Spears would be proud of this NSFW non-slip-up. More » -
#paparazzi
Paps Snag Bam Fam Pix!
INF photogs snapped these candid pictures of Michelle Obama and daughter Malia leaving Top Chef Spike's burger joint in DC. Breaking: there are paparazzi in DC!
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#persecutions
Why Won't the Media 'Roaches' Leave Poor Gwyneth Alone?
Pity poor Gwyneth Paltrow. If being the wife of a rock star, a movie star and a writer of death-cult newsletters weren't hard enough, she's also forced to deal with the stupid "roaches" in the media at Manhattan charity galas. More » -
#twitter
Ashton Kutcher, Exploited Twitter Spokesmodel
Has any celebrity tied himself so closely to a technology product as Ashton Kutcher with Twitter? It's doubtful, and yet Kutcher hasn't received a dime for his defacto endorsement. That's not lost on the actor. More » -
#magazines
How OK! Faked Its Jessica Simpson Weight-Loss Cover
OK! magazine wanted to drum up sales with this cover about Jessica Simpson's weight loss. When Us Weekly ran the same basic cover, it was their best-selling cover of 2007 — the same year, incidentally, OK! found Jessica's "new" body.
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#celebritycomputerscience
How Twitter Enables Martha Stewart's Condescension
Martha Stewart is a frosty domestic diva, tyrant office manager and convicted Wall Street conniver. Not exactly a people person. Which is why, Stewart says, she loves the Twitter — it's perfect if you disdain the common man! More »
