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more about #celebrityscience more comments → El_Gato: damn, i officially hate this guy. more » smashirony!: I was part of the incoming NYU Freshman class that drove Ferris & Carrie Bueller-Bradshaw out of their apartment on 10th street. Recognize. more » Buttafooco: As someone who teaches yoga, I am completely offended by those poses (especially the humpback lotus position)......more so than the outfit. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Don't these girls know anything about primate behavior? He's trying to impress them. Next- offers to pick lice. (Or will bed bugs do?) more » Smitros: Maybe he's branching into performance art. more » Steverino Begins: That Ben Brantley review made it sound like New Yorkers should be throwing produce at him. [theater.nytimes.com] more » BicycleShed: Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Ryan Seacrest? I never thought he was insanely hot to begin with, but he's looked ridden hard and put aw... more » bluebears: What a fucking baby. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Jude, it only took a few naked Downward Dogs to get my neighbors to stop watching my workouts. more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Richard Gere used to live across the street from Rubin, back in the day. No one ever saw him, or we were too baked to care. more » senatormayer: I wish he'd break into my house and abuse me. Verbal attacks, dress me up in pretty jewelry, scare me outta my wits. more » Xylo: BTW, that's a really bad downward-facing dog, Jude; get those toes and hands closer together! more » drunkexpatwriter: I wonder how many of those girls he'll get pregnant. more » MessiahsHandle: Where is said contract? On the inside of Gosselin's Yearbook? P.S. Homeroom with you rocked!!!...K.I.T...L.Y.L.A.S more » KikiCanuck: Looks like I might have to seriously re-think my assistant's job description... where did I put my crayons? more » -
#violence
Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
Marble-eyed Englishman Jude Law made the mistake of moving into a condo right next door to an NYU dorm. What are you, Jude Law—dumb? Heh. He deals with female fans by throwing produce at them.
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#love
Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" More » -
#gossip
New Contender for Survivor: OK! Magazine
Getting an editorial job at OK! Magazine has proven to be similar to riding a merry-go-round where you get your head chopped off after one go-round. That said, we'd like to welcome OK!'s new editorial boss! We hear many things. More » -
#celebritycomputerscience
Ellen Exploits Twitter's Lists for Fun and Profit
The "lists" feature Twitter just rolled out has been swiftly repurposed by the celebrity-industrial complex to pump up the accounts of tweeters like Ellen DeGeneres. Lists show celebrities exactly who can send them followers. And thus who to spam. More » -
#cakes
Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
Ireland, the 14 year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, got this Lil Wayne birthday cake. What a thing. [Pic: Rosebud Cakes] -
#advertising
David Spade Explains: He Really Needed the Money
David Spade, a real human with a real human heart, is so wounded by the criticism of his new ad "starring" his dead pal Chris Farley that he's come forth with a heartfelt statement from his flack. More » -
#art
Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
Dan Lacey presents: "Tinsley Mortimer dressed as Eloise from The Plaza wearing a Kentucky Derby worthy hat being robbed by Fabiolo Beracasa dressed as Lady Bunny and Daphne Guinness dressed as Thomas Jefferson outside The Waverly Inn in New York." More » -
#celebrityscience
The Kingmakers of Twitter Celebrity
Pee Wee Herman had more than 40,000 followers within 24 hours of joining Twitter. An organic phenomenon? Hardly: He had a PR agency known for its celebrity "Twitter boot camp" on his side. And they taught him some secrets. More » -
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#twitter
British Twitter Lord's Email Slip
Actor Stephen Fry, the Oprah Winfrey of British Twitterers, accidentally tweeted his personal email address and is reportedly besieged with unsolicited e-mails. Oh, hell's teeth. Arse, poo and widdle! -
#crime
Essex House Murder Gets Tenuous Celebrity Angle
As if the fancy Essex House doesn't have enough PR problems with a staff member accused of drunkenly murdering a businesswoman, it turns out that a semi-celebrity was also in danger! It's not affecting business, though. Chill out. More » -
#advertising
James Dean's Decision to Die Young Validated
What if James Dean had lived a long, full life? He would have done cliché celebrity shit like parading African babies before cameras, and finally become a spokesman for a financial services company. Dying young has its benefits. [via Adfreak] -
#brightspots
Famous People And Dogs: A Super Team
Celebrities and pets: The last two subjects that Americans care to read about. More » -
#sexwars
Womankind's Imaginary Feud With Ashley Dupre
Uh oh, do you know who in make-believe land is now upset with soul singer Ashley Dupre? All the women of New Jersey and also New York! And also Andrea Peyser! More » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » -
#latenight
Anna Wintour Is 'Like Hannibal Lecter' on Letterman, Says Spy
We had a mole inside the Late Show's studio audience today, and it sounds like Anna Wintour will reinforce her reputation when the program airs in several hours: Stiff, cool and sharp-tongued. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Twitter's Celebrity Suck Up
Earlier this year, Twitter internally referred to Sean "Diddy" Combs and its other celebrity clients as a "distractionary element." When that swipe leaked, via a hacker, the microblogging startup went into full-on pander mode. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Psychos Are the Most Interesting Things on Twitter
It's now scientifically proven: 40 percent of Twitter is "pointless babble," and the rest is mainly replies to pointless babble, and spam. But there are a few very interesting tweeters; they scare the hell out of celebrities like William Shatner.
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#celebrityscience
Gordon Ramsay: The Donald Trump of Food
Gordon Ramsay is famous for three things: Cooking, cussing, and overseeing a rapidly declining restaurant empire. But fame conquers all! Gordon can be the Donald Trump of food. It's okay. More » -
#thehighline
Ed Norton, The Furstenburgs Want Neighbors to Pay For Their Park
The High Line is the fancy railroad track-park on the West Side of Manhattan that was lobbied for and coveted by celebrities and the rich. Now they've got it! And they'd like the neighbors to pay for it. More » -
#isthislove
Jon Gosselin's Reporter-Girlfriend Resigns
This has the suspicious whiff of a setup: Star reporter Kate Major and Octo-dad Jon Gosselin very publicly become an "item." Star trumpets this fact in a press release. Hours later, Kate Major resigns. Why? More »
