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more about #children more comments → Trai_Dep: For The Olds, Warren Spector is something - well, that's not quite correct, he's the personification - of a god* in game-design circles. Very creativ... more » MissNormaDesmond: You're basing all this on the presence of the word "naughty"? Seriously? Then, using the same principle of massive extrapolation from absurdly thin ... more » quickqueenof: If "naughty" always has a sexual overtone to you, then that is your issue, not the poor, innocent word's. #mickeymouse more » Lincolnsbeard33: I don't want to sound rude or mean but perhaps it is best if you stick to subjects you have knowledge about. You completely missed the mark on this o... more » Yahweh Took My Prepuce: The Kotaku/Gawker crossover here is almost weirder than when io9 and Gawker cross paths. I think though that effete Manhattanites have the same nerdy... more » eXo: Ironically, over in the video game world of Kotaku there is a lot of excitement over this game. Past Disney games have never been anything to get exc... more » Perhaps Not: As creeped out as I am by all this, I will say that I fucking love Warren Spector and will play pretty much anything he puts out there. He's one of a ... more » Jackie Yoshi: Have you heard of Helwein Gottfried? He's done some disturbing images of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. It's a long story, but in short it's about how... more » unclevanya: This is Disney. All it means is that Mickey will fart. He has Sonic's eyes in the pic above. #disney more » Dr. Nick: Cue the influx of Kotaku commenters! #disney more » Alexis: "But the clearest sign of Epic Mickey's rapidly approaching failure is was a bad idea is the fact that it was "dreamed up" by "a group of interns" in ... more » Airvault: A truly naughty Mickey would use something other than his hands to tell the time on those Disney watches. #disney more » Novaload: OMG. I resisted watching this because I thought it would be awful, but it's worse than awful. She can barely pronounce words "An Nay." She comes acros... more » MadamButterfloozy: I've noticed an increasing number of positive Bush stories planted the press recently that are desiged to soften Bush's public image. This Jenna debut... more » Rhymenocerous: I find this Dalton kid much more annoying than Jenna. more » -
#badideas
Mickey Mouse's 'Naughty' Makeover Promises to be Disturbing
Disney's beloved panda-rodent mascot is getting a video game makeover, and it'll give you more nightmares than the time he emptied all those buckets for that jerkface sorcerer. Because this time the nightmares might be, um, sexy? More » -
#children
Jenna Bush Reports for Reporting Duty, but Keeps Day Job
Oh, look, Jenna "Jenna Bush" Hager is on a morning television show, performing "journalism," for Americans. Finally! More » -
#dontstayinschool
Protest Obama's 'Socialist Indoctrination of America's Children'!
Nothing is more anti-American than telling children to stay in school, which is why Mr. T was arrested for espionage in 1984. President Obama, though, thinks he's above the law, so parents are boycotting his upcoming address to schools. More » -
#mediacrack
Child Is Envy of White House Press Corps
In your desperate Thursday media column: America's toddler journalist has a lesson for Wolf Blitzer, college football wants to muzzle bloggers, newspapers burn, and ESPN magazine is mad cheap! More » -
#parenting
Naked Children Terrorizing America's Olds and Gays
Question: How can the children be the future of America when they, the children, yearn to be naked, and their liberal, Obama-loving parents allow them to run around with their little wee-wees and va-jay-jays hanging out all over the place? More » -
#disasters
Slumdog Slum Kid Loses His Home
Ugh. The story of the Slumdog Millionaire kids just keeps getting sadder. Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, who played Dev Patel's character as a little boy, just had his shanty house bulldozed by the government. More » -
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#children
Mr. Gibbs Schools White House Press Corps: No Cellphones In Class!
The White House press corps are a bunch of juvenile, ineducable little snots, which is why Press Secretary Robert Gibbs literally had to confiscate a cell phone today during today's press briefing. More » -
#advertising
Sir Mix-a-Lot Teaches Kids About Big Butts, Burgers
If you watched the basketball game last nightthen you're not reading this site, you probably saw how Burger King is selling kids' meals with a new Sir Mix-a-Lot big butt mix. And liked it. More » -
#guilt
Thanks For Letting Us Use You, Slumdog Kids, Here Are Some Houses
Oscar-winner Slumdog Millionaire depicts children dwelling in the utmost of impoverished hellscapes. The film used actual slum kids, but don't worry they weren't exploited! Cuz they're totally getting houses now! They'll be just fine.
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#celebrityscience
Octo-Mom Is Pariah of Celebrity-Industrial Complex
Wow, Nadya Suleman really is radioactive: Yet another agency has distanced itself from the mother of 14. How is she going to sell her story now? More » -
#disasters
'Octomom' Loses Her Publicists
Not even usually scruplesless LA PR flacks are immune to the public outcry over Nadya Suleman, that lady who made science give her 14 children. She's been dropped by the pair that was representing her. More » -
#picoftheday
Back to School
"Students at Jabalia Prep C Boys School participate in calisthenics on the first day back to school since the cease-fire with Israel January 24, 2009 in Jabalia, Gaza Strip. Schools in Gaza were closed for over 20 days as fighting between Hamas and the Israeli army made school attendance too dangerous. On the first day back, area counselors spent the day evaluating students and creating a light-hearted atmosphere for children to relax." via Getty
