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more about #clips more comments → PaisleyPajamas: I thought "pocketbooks" was such an odd choice of verbage for Glenn Beck until I realized the alternative was "...pretty much raping the purses of the... more » Rhymenocerous: You could legalize rape and call it the consumer something and it would pass? You could legalize rape and call it the Civil Rights Act of 2009, and i... more » Mike Jahn: Wait. Is this the same rape that Glenn Beck didn't do to the little girl he didn't murder? more » naugahydeinplainsight: Biggest surprise here is that none of the female wingnuts got into this act. Bachmann? Palin? Cheney? Malkin? Crazy old congresswoman who won't shut u... more » Cicada: I had no idea how many different types of rape there were. Pocketbook-rape, mental-rape, gang-rape, capitalism-rape, child mind-rape, government sanct... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: It's no accident. So much of their shtick is based on preying on the status anxiety of white males who feel they're being pushed to the fringes of so... more » goetz: We're gonna need a new term for "to rape." I propose "to Glenn" or "to Beck." Or, perhaps more aptly, "to Rush" or "to Savage." more » katastic: "Obama's administration is raping the nation"= such a thinly-veiled "Birth of a Nation"-esque BLACK MEN ARE COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN message. more » katastic: And right-wing nutjobs would know about rape. Am I right, GLENN BECK? more » HenryLovesFonzie: I love the overuse of severe words - it minimizes their effect so I don't feel bad when someone is actually raped. I think "Oh, that little girl is j... more » EasttoMidwest: Rape=submission=NOT-BEING-IN-COMPLETE-CONTROL-OF-EVERYTHING. Not just your genitals, but also policy that doesn't personally affect you. They're rea... more » Voyou_Charmant: Why hasn't Rush Limbaugh denied that he had to take Viagra, while in the Dominican Republic, so that he could GANG RAPE CHILDREN? And to make matters... more » Dr. Nick: "Rape missing children"? If you say so! more » Dr. Nick: But are they going to make us pay for our own rape kits? more » Dickwad_Feltersnatch: Glenn Beck knows alot about rape. Didn't he rape and kill a young girl in 1991? yes, I believe he did. more » -
#foureyedfuck
Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel] -
#rape
Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
Maybe it is too early on a Friday for this, but, you know, there is not really a "good time" to post a 2-minute montage of conservative media figures—mostly Rush—repeatedly saying "rape." Over and over again. -
#cubicleculture
Google's San Francisco Office Secrets Revealed by Farcical Lipdub
Lipdubs are the scourge of internet video, churned out by desperate would-be fameballers. But staff from Google's San Francisco office apparently can't resist making music videos, either. What workplace horrors made them turn to a sideline in Miley Cyrus impersonation? More » -
#soapscum
Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast
James Franco has signed on for a two-month stint on General Hospital. Beginning on November 20th, he'll play a mysterious, death-obsessed artist—clad in all-black—who witnesses a murder and begins fucking with the residents of Port Charles. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. [Jezebel] -
#fameballs
Buy a Private Jet Trip with Ice Cream-Licking Art Star of Silicon Valley
Drue Kataoka sells engulfing quick dips in art and culture to rich Silicon Valley workaholics. Now she's selling the ultimate fast immersion: the chance to "leave your mark" on Kataoka's art during a private jet ride. More » -
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#valleywag
A Top Googler's Ominous Radio Fight
Google is trying to break into the music business. But the squeaky-clean company is aiming at a very grungy market, as Oscar de la Renta-wearing VP Marissa Mayer discovered during a recent — ultimately contentious — radio appearance. More » -
#theroad
"The Road" Is Lined With Dismal Sayings, Skulls On Sticks In New Trailer
Thanksgiving will see you giving thanks that you're not living in the movie adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road, judging from the ultra-bleak new trailer. Takeaway message: the world is dying, and pleasant dreams mean you've given up on living. [io9] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment. [Jezebel] -
#viduhoh
Bill O'Reilly Dresses as Vampire, Argues with Whoopi Goldberg
What the hell was going on on The View today?! Bill O'Reilly was dressed as Count Floyd. Barbara Walters was possibly Lydia Deetz. O'Reilly argued with Whoopi about his book. Then O'Reilly got booed for dissing Rosie. But... why? -
#clips
Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old
Christina Hendricks — Mad Men's Joan — was making cocktails on Martha Stewart's show today, which should have been fun. But the segment was a little strange. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tyra's on-stage colonic, Tricia Walsh-Smith's freakout, Jon Gosselin's opinion on Balloon Boy, and more. [Jezebel] -
#balloonboy
'Who Would Possibly Do Something Like This? It Has to Be Richard Heene.'
Well look here, it's our friend Robert Thomas—ex-associate of Balloon Dad Richard Heene—all up on the Today Show this morning. Thomas on Heene: "The negatives outweigh the positives." It seems so! Click through for the entire interview. More » -
#corrections
CNN Apologizes to Rush Limbaugh
So Rush Limbaugh was forbidden from owning the St. Louis Rams because the Obama White House controls the NFL players' union and, obviously, they control the NFL. But he totally didn't say those terrible things about black people! More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Tina Fey Doesn't Want Her Daughter To Dress Like Barbie
Last night on David Letterman, Tina Fey said her look in Harper's Bazaar is the result of "gay magic." But she doesn't want her daughter getting glammed up yet, so she's pushing her to be a bacon-eating robot for Halloween. [Jezebel] -
#thecinema
Oliver Stone Hates the Internet, Likes the Internet's Money
Terra Networks paid Oliver Stone an estimated $75,000 to speak in Manhattan last night. The Spanish internet company probably did not expect the director to call internet users philistines and internet video "jerking off in front of a camera." More » -
#instantreview
Most Comically Dylanesque Tracks on Bob Dylan's Christmas Album
Bob Dylan's much-anticipated Christmas album is out. And — huzzah — it doesn't sound horrible. Still, you can't help but imagine Dylan as a drunken interloper who stumbled into choir rehearsal at a prim suburban church. More »
