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more about #cocaine more comments → octavia144: Is that a stock photo you keep in the same file as Aunt Jemima? more » BettyCrocker: I'll take a toot and a schmear. more » GZAthegenius: He looks simple, doesn't he? That's epitome of a shit-eating grin. #cocaine more » online persona: This meme begs the question: can we get some disrespect for the President of the United States up in this bitch? Not that I don't think Barry Obama's ... more » Cunning_Linguist: Man...I feel like the only person not offended by this. And I don't even do coke. #cocaine more » hardwire187000: I'm so sick of David Cross I'm going to read an article about him and post about it on teh internet. Take that!! more » glucious: The background: 80s teen punk fans created 90s zine culture, which evolved into hipster websites and glossies (Vice, The Gawkersphere, McSweeney's, Be... more » HandsomeBwonderful: AlternaPrick and all around loser David Cross. Guy deserves a beatdown. #cocaine more » ShawnP: This is nothing. Back in the 80s, Mark Russell was so coked-up, he did four hours of satirical piano ditties before an appreciative Ron & Nancy. #cocaine more » A Message To Rudy: [www.youtube.com] #cocaine more » CODiva: I think Prez Obama is accustomed to people turning up their noses around him.... #cocaine more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Didn't they ('they') test the backs of the toilets at the UN only to find 80% tested positive for traces of cocaine? #cocaine more » johnny_carsick: it's official: the david cross from 15 years ago now has 45 minutes worth of standup material on what a sad fuck david cross became circa '09 . if o... more » musicmope: Gavin McInnes was at an WHCA dinner?!? I smell bullshit. #cocaine more » lobstr: Funny that it's coke that he does, since he's kinda gettin a lil' chunky lately :[] Just sayin™ #cocaine more » -
#reconciliation
Cocaine-Dealing Rabbi Points the Way Forward in Middle East Peace Process
Rabbi Baruch Chalomish is on trial in England for operating what prosecutors call a "commercial cocaine-supply operation" and paying prostitutes with coke. That's the bad news. The good news is that his partner in crime is named Nasir Abbas. More » -
#drugs
Comedian Will Teach Obama to Be All, 'Don't Do Coke'
Edgy comedian David Cross: Just how edgy is he? Edgy as a knife (double-edged). Sniffing coke while sitting near the President of the USA. That's what David Cross did, says David Cross.
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#gossiproundup
Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#drugs
Dick Durbin Launches Repentant War on Drugs, Racism
With all the swastika-carving and interracial marriage-objecting, among other things, it appears the States have regressed back to a state of full blown racism. That's only partially true, because Dick Durbin today introduced some race-blind drug legislation. And it's personal... More » -
#drugs
Cocaine-Laced Powder Will Destroy America
Remember Anthtrax? Terrorists were supposed to use it to kill democracy, but nothing much ever came of it all. Until now: an ER was evacuated after someone saw a white substance. Turns out it was just cocaine. Oops! [Salt-Lake Tribune] -
#drugs
Will Talking Nostrils Save UK's Youth From Cocaine Death?
Those young Brits love their cocaine. Just love it! In fact, the amount of 18-24 year olds who are hooked on the stuff has doubled in four years. Now the government's unleashing a wave of graphic, campy PSAs. More » -
#drugs
Good news, coke heads: there's now a vaccine to cure your snow-blown woes!
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#drugs
This is Your Brain on Coke. So What?
Ever had a good laugh over those "this is your brain on drugs" commercials? Well, stop. It's no laughing matter, buddy, because now scientists can prove that cocaine changes your brain forever. But that's nothing compared to video games. More » -
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#drugs
Move over Kate Moss, because there's a new coke-snorting model on the scene: Sophie Anderton.
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#thekidsarentalright
Daddy Day Care Busted for "Blow as Babysitter" Trick
Cocaine: hell of a drug, but not much for childcare. Imagine if your parents fed you Cocaine Crunch for breakfast. Well, this happened: More » -
#drugs
Teachers and Cocaine: The Best of Friends
Are you a struggling teacher looking to really reach your students and make money? Well, just give them some blow. That's what one woman did. Now she's going to jail. Shame! More » -
#gossiproundup
The Triumphant Return of Lindsay's Nether Region
Lindsay Lohan's vagina makes a surprisingly discreet reappearance, Michael Jackson's good for real estate, Perez Hilton lied to Tyra and Lady Gaga talks blow. More » -
#drugs
With CDC Report, Drug War Jumps Shark
We already know that you cocaine will kill you dead, but at least we still have pot, right? Wrong! Well, that's according to the CDC, which tried, vainly, to link leafy greens to "foodborne" death. More » -
#cocaine
New Coke Deadlier Than Ever
Sigh. It used to be that coke dealers would mix their product with normal, safe things, like baking powder. Well, those days are over, because they've found an innovative new ingredient: levamisole. And it will kill you. More » -
#blinditems
Which New York Journo Is Prowling the Craigslist Slopes?
219West has struck again. It's always been bizarre how someone so prominent would be so public on his Manhunt profile. Now he's indiscreetly responding to Craigslist m4m ads at 5am looking for "ski" partners. (Psst, that's code for "snort coke.") More » -
#cocaine
Broke Bankers Don't Do That Stuff Any More
"None of my friends mess with that anymore," a former cokehead banker who's now neither of those things tells Daily Intel. "It's like they grew up overnight when the banks died." Man. That is some powerful shit. Cocaine, we mean. More » -
#cocaine
UK's Coke Way Harsh
Yeah, yeah, we all know cocaine's a hell of a drug. But did you know that coke-related deaths in Britain are up more than 50%. Heroin-related deaths are up about 25%. That's fucking scary. Don't do it! [The Sun] -
#cocaine
Is Big Brother Watching You Bump Bills Of Blow?
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. It's the only one you blow money on, when it gets bad, blow for, and (funnest of all), blow with money. But can the government track your use on bills? Cops, man, cops! AGH! More » -
#perilsoffame
Lindsay Lohan's Little Italy BlackBerry Bodega Brouhaha
This may be one of my favorite gossip items, ev-ar: Lindsay Lohan ended up having to call cops to get her BlackBerry back from a bodega in Little Italy, reports the Daily News today. Where? Who? What? Why? How?
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