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more about #coffee more comments → Trai_Dep: Teach those cheap bast*rds from tipping the baristas properly. I'd blame MIT, but they'd have dosed them with sex-changing, 40-foot-high growing potio... more » swagv: Maxwell House strikes again. #harvard more » Rhymenocerous: But no one even died? Embarrassing. You'd think Ivy Leaguers would be able pull that off. Maybe that's why they kept it quiet. #harvard more » jamesjwinter: 10 vials of sodium azide were stolen a few months ago in Canada from some students doing a project at a lake. I wondered where they went. more » iplaudius: Whew. For a second there, I thought the machine was putting out decaf only. #harvard more » scroll_lock: Eerily like the time the University of Phoenix Online emailed its students an attachment of anthrax-laced Necco Wafers. #harvard more » ManchuCandidate: Why can't these Ivy League eggheads just piss in the coffee like normal people? #harvard more » notsofresh: Sodium azide is also the stuff that makes airbags explode. Yum. #harvard more » Deric: Better not drink your coffee black, or this is going to turn into another PR nightmare for the Cambridge PD. #harvard more » BettyCrocker: They are med students. Who has time for sexin'? #harvard more » BookishLookish: Dag, in #4 is she reaching for his juevos calientes? Saucy American busybody! more » LatestBy: "That strange language called High School Spanish" is hilarious and I'll be stealing it. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: If it's so hot and oppressive in Mexico how come cartoon caricatures need long pants, ties and jackets??? Ay dios mio. more » scroll_lock: 7. Awakened and refreshed, Juan slips the senorita his red hot chili pepper. more » depardoo: That wetback has more chins than a Chinese phone book. more » -
#ivyleague
Harvard Has a Little Poison Coffee Problem
Somebody tried to kill a bunch of lab workers at Harvard Medical School two months ago, with deadly poison. This is just coming out now, because Harvard does not want you to know about its deadly coffee machines. More » -
#classicads
Stupid Lazy Dishonest Mexican Likes Sanka
Whoa: It's an old Sanka ad from the 1940s that's totally racist against Mexicans. How racist? You'll just have to click to enlarge and read the whole racist thing. People like you like this stuff. We hear. [Copyranter] -
#corporateamerica
Starbucks Bets It All on Hobo Coffee
We know you luv Starbucks. But Starbucks has problems. McDonald's is stealing its customers. Iconic stores are shutting down. Teenagers are planting bombs, workers are slowing down, and management's flirting with Communism. Today, Starbuck's salvation arrives: instant coffee. Uh, lowbrow. More » -
#idiocracyisreal
Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
Police in Everett, Wash., have broken up a prostitution ring operating out of an espresso stand. The baristas were the prostitutes. Welcome to the future.
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#marxists
Starbucks Goes Communist
Did Starbucks just raise prices or lower prices? Both. From each according to his ability, and to each according to his need. Starbucks is fomenting socialism through macchiato pricing. More » -
#nutrition
Kate Moss, Lily Allen, and The Rock Chick Diet
Want to know how awesome starlets Lily Allen and Kate Moss stay in shape? This isn't a joke about blowcaine! You can do it, too. Kate and Lily took the most awesome Rock Chick vacay ev-ah and looked awesome. How?
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#corporateamerica
Faster, Starbucks Robots!
You, Starbucks worker: Your inefficiencies are showing! You lean to scoop coffee at a sub-optimal angle! You waste precious seconds with your sloppy human movements! Improve efficiency, serve coffee two seconds faster on average! Move swiftly for mother company's glory! More » -
#finally
Nate Silver Moves On to the Real Issues
Politiconumerical nerd-guru Nate Silver is totally in the tank for Peet's Coffee, and uses his statistical wizardry to imply it's better than Starbucks. But is it better than McCafé? This marketing crap is your future, Nate Silver. Drink up. -
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#yuppiewars
McDonald's Sucks Starbucks' Lifeblood
McDonald's is trying to take advantage of the recession to crush Starbucks by flooding America with cheap, faux-fancy McCafé coffeé. Despité the nation's most annoyingé ad campaigné, McD's is winning the battle for the (formerly) yuppié soul: More » -
#corporateamerica
Starbucks Robot Martian Commenter Approves
Why did Starbucks decide to sponsor MSNBC's Morning Joe? To "promote its ethical commitments." Whatever that bullshit means. One human-like online Starbucks advocate supports them strongly!: More » -
#health
Coffee, Cigarettes, Alcohol: A Balanced Diet
Good news: Coffee's not bad for you! Bad news: Unless you smoke when you drink it. But, good news: if you're an alcoholic you must drink coffee! More » -
#advertising
McD's, Starbucks, and the Battle for the Yuppie Soul
Are you overwhelmed today by the sheer force of the $100 million "marketing blitz" for McDonald's McCafé, the "mother of all campaigns" that's "impossible to escape"? Dié Starbucks! Drink McDonald's Coffeé Or Elsé! More » -
#sadnyc
Starbucks Releases Its Death Grip
For as long as mankind has occupied New York, there have been two Starbucks locations on Astor Place, a block away from each other, which occasioned many predictable remarks. No more! This means everything.
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#drugs
You Can Still Afford to Take Your Dream Trip
Economy got you down? Can't afford your precious mushrooms or acid tabs anymore? Well, fear not. The keys to your next hallucinogenic high are right in front of you. In coffee! And ping-pong balls. More »
