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Mo MoDo: We need to stem this tide of pot humor or else this country will go to seed. more »
RandomLunatic: As long as I'm gonna see orange spiders and am allowed to make up crazy songs about robots on the fly, this sounds awesome. [Insert "wait. wut?" here.] more »
If_I_Had_a_Poodle: This thread is making me hungry more »
Glib and Bitchy: Medical marijuana is a budding field that resinates with many. Once you hash out the legalities and get your rolling papers in order, you can make a k... more »
Airvault: Everytime I think of The Times and pot I can't help but consider the possibility of making a bong out of R.W. Apple. more »
Matt Cherette: Ew, Michigan State. more »
Helio: The video should have been labeled "Higher Learning" DUH! Speaking of Hogwarts, you don't think Nevil Longbottom has the word "bong" in his name for ... more »
shadesofmediocrity: Maybe they learned to tone down the canned wit a little after the terrible douchebag article? more »
quotidian: Not understanding the logic of why only historically black colleges and a university for women can provide accessible, affordable education for minori... more »
Mediahohoho: And yet they are probably going to continue the fiction that Ole Miss and Mississippi State are actually two separate institutions. more »
EddieTheDane: Mississippi God damn more »
Tremonius: The argument for programs "pulling their financial weight" is why only PE is taught in redneck schools. You think Arithmetic pulls its own weight? Whe... more »
Trai_Dep: Well, the chairman of the Republican Party is of African-American descent, so racism's solved! New GOP motto: If it ain't swinging from a tree, there... more »
MisterMustard: Have you ever been to Mississippi? I reccommend you go there if you haven't been. It is technically the third world. more »
random_play: This proposal does not go far enough. All the historically black and women's colleges should be merged into one Giant Historically Black Female Ro... more »

#scrapingthebowl

How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?
After getting into Tulane, NYU, USC, Michigan State, an Ivy, a safety school, and whatever liberal arts school you threatened your Republican parents with actually attending, there's only one you really need to worry about: Cannabis College. Bongs away. More »
#blackpeople

Mississippi Fights to Remain Number One in Institutional Racism
Governor Haley Barbour hit the Mississippi politician superfecta: he's proposed something that is at once racist, sexist, classist, and bad for education. More »
#higherlearning

Are College Kids Crazier Than Ever Or Do They Just Like The Happy Pills?
Campus shrinks say a record number of college students are seeking treatment for mental health issues and that their problems are more severe than ever. Are the kids alright? More »
#science

College Kids Maintaining, Bro
The Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs—the most popular journal—found that the binge-drinking and unprotected sex habits of students at America's drunkest colleges has barely changed since the early 90s. So what's the problem, right? High-five. [JSAD]
#thecolbertreport

Stephen Colbert Coaxes Gay Congressman Into Funneling Beers With Him
Arguably the best thing about the Colbert Report is the regular "Better Know a District" segment where Stephen interviews various members of Congress. Tonight he interviewed the openly gay Jared Polis of Colorado's 2nd district and it was hilarious. More »
#sundaystoners

Sissies At NYT Sunday Styles Addicted To Weed Addictions, Man
Drug addictions and rehab trips have - as much drugs themselves - been trendy forever. But what about weed addictions? The Times' Sunday Styles' 'bout to get all High Times on us and investigate. Bongs out, bowls packed? Blaze away! More »
#shutupcollege

Columbia Journalism School: Den of Filth
Ah, Columbia J-School, the antiquated educational institution where the young and naive go to chase their crazy Woodward and Bernstein dreams. Sadly, the students there are an unsanitary horde of crumb-infested vagabonds, according to a school memo forwarded to us. More »
#scholars

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Speech: 'Who Doesn't F-ing Fall Asleep in Class?!'
Last month James Franco was supposed to deliver UCLA's commencement address, but he screwed the grads by backing out so he could go to a party—we thought. Now we know the real reason he didn't deliver the address. More »
#advice

Recent J-School Grad Cries to Cary Tennis
Salon's Cary Tennis is a clinically insane advice columnist. Lately he's been hearing from recent graduates whining about the job market (Remember the Harvard grad who couldn't hold a fast-food gig?) Today it's an ice cream-slingling J-school grad. More »
#college

UCLA Finds a Commencement Speaker That Makes James Franco Look Like an Intellectual Heavyweight
Remember last week when James Franco canceled his UCLA commencement address scheduled for this Friday so he could attend a kegger or something? Well, the school announced Franco's replacement today and it's, well, just plain awful. More »
#college

James Franco Totally Screwed UCLA's Grads, Brah
Noted sleep-deprived grad student/part-time thespian James Franco was scheduled to deliver the commencement address at UCLA next Friday (What, was Skeet Ulrich not available?), but he backed out today at the last minute, and now the Bruin Nation is weeping! More »
#ivyleague

Dumpster-Diving Townies Menace Princetonians
Princeton was on lock down because somebody saw somebody walking around with a gun! But now the "all clear" has gone out. It was just drunk dumpster-diving townies threatening the Ivy Leaguers with a squirt gun, as usual: More »
#mistakes
One Little Hate Crime Gets Tancredo Employee Un-accepted To Law School
#college

Obama Defuses ASU Honorary Degree Controversy With Disgusting Humility
Here's some of Obama's address to graduates at Arizona State University, America's leading institution of higher learning for twats, where he stated that he "hadn't done enough in my life" to warrant an honorary degree. More »
#kidstoday

So Let's All Hate This Kid Now
Hey, New York wants you to know about this little budding interior designer kid, a senior at Drew College out in Jersey. He is a treat, if you're into really precocious youngsters. And aren't we? More »
#thekidstoday

NYU Students We Actually Like
Two reasons to enjoy Nyle's video "Let the Beat Build": 1) It was shot all in one take with live music, and 2) refreshingly optimistic lyrics about creative ambition in the New Depression. More »
#higherlearning

More New School Arrests Last Night
The New School kids just won't stop getting arrested. At 10 p.m. last night, 200 protesters gathered in Union Square and tried to march en masse to New School president Bob Kerrey's house. More »
#videuhoh

Actual NYPD Brutality (And Lies!) Caught on Tape
Well now: just because college protesters falsely cry "Police Brutality" sometimes doesn't mean that real police misconduct doesn't exist. For example: you can't knock kids down and arrest them because they say "Shame": More »
#higherlearning

New New School Occupation Crushed With Extreme Prejudice
Recent student takeovers at the New School and NYU were allowed to drag on for days with negotiations and demands; but today's New School takeover has already been crushed by cops! And there's no amnesty: More »
#shutupcollege

Heroic State Senator Saves College Students From Porn
There's nothing dumber or more transparent than "ironically" watching a porn movie with your buddies for laughs. But college students need to learn this for themselves, Maryland State Senate! More »

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