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more about #columnists more comments → TheMac: I don't find Andrea Peyser particularly racist; just annoying, presumptuous, and judgmental in the way some white people can be when talking about non... more » Mediahohoho: We love her because we don't know what she stands for. But it's what we believe in, that's for sure. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Goddamn, Pareene. Nailed it. Maureen Dowd is a tired, weak, shatteringly insecure hack who hasn't had an original thought of her own in 20 years and ... more » xyzpdq: Interviewer: What’s some of the [government] spending you’d like to see cut? Grandma in line: All of it, all of it. Spending on Medicare, Medica... more » Baroness: Douthat: "Both (Palin and Huckabee) came from lower-middle-class backgrounds, and joined a soft-edged social conservatism to a strong populist streak... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: That video needs more Carl Monday. more » Spirit Fingers: I'm thinking if Obama started speaking and/or thinking like Sarah Palin, then he in fact would need a CAT scan, because he very clearly has had a stroke. more » OldManRiver: " I can't think of a policy right off the bat". Stolen from one of Palins' interviews. "I don't know half of the things that people ask me". God this ... more » Mediahohoho: I'm not sure why Palin is supposed to be brilliantly managing her book tour when the second day on it she pissed off a crowd of frozen Hoosiers by sco... more » BadUncle: I'd be happy if Obama would shoot Maureen Dowd from a helicopter. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I hate how they've turned that thing into a vehicle for angry white people. Also, I'm not a big fan of Harleys! more » A Pimp Named DaveR: Is this the sequel to "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"? more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Look, every place in America where Sarah Palin has a book signing will be, by default, the dumbest/craziest place in America. Until tomorrow, when sh... more » MissNormaDesmond: Maureen? Did you perhaps notice at any point that Obama won, and Palin lost? Why the fuck should he be taking tips from her? more » AliHajiSheik: What kind of spending would you like to see cut? All of it. Seriously? Those bombs you want to drop on brown people aren't free fucko. more » -
#columnists
Maureen Dowd Thinks Obama Should Totally Act Like Sarah Palin
Maureen Dowd, this weekend: Obama should try to be "dynamic" like Sarah Palin, instead of all this "dithering" and bowing. Today, Ross Douthat writes a "reality-based" column on more or less the same topic! More » -
#sexytime
Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Whether you think tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is sexxxy or supersexxxy, you must marvel at her hat trick in today's column: Perpetrating the most pedestrian racist stereotypes against black people and Jews, and coming out as a lesbian.
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#justice
Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies
If you're a sexxxy lady, reactionary New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser will rhapsodize about your long, smooth legs. But if you're an ugly, fat, liberal lady (by Peyser standards), Andrea Peyser wishes you death. Lonely, ugly, fat death. More » -
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Peggy Noonan's Afghanistan Proposal: Watch Nick at Nite
Barack Obama's decision to think really hard about what to do in Afghanistan has been praised by most people who aren't Dick Cheney. Peggy Noonan tackles it in today's column, and by "it" we mean JFK and 50-year-old TV shows. More » -
#talkingheads
BizWeek Geeks Tell Chic Money Honey, 'You're Done-y'
Bloomberg, the new owner of Businessweek, is dumping Maria "Contractually Obligated to be called 'Money Honey'" Bartiromo from her gig as a BW columnist, Business Insider reports. That's not the worst decision in the world. More » -
#andreapeyser
Sex-Crazed Columnist Rants Against Sex Rehab. Typical Addict Behavior.
Sexxxy New York Post sex columnist and chief purveyor of thinly-veiled sexy bisexual fantasies Andrea Peyser knows this "Sex addict rehab" thing is for quitters. Take your sex rehab and shove it up the hole of your choice, sexy celebs! More » -
#columnists
Dowd: Just Let Girly Obama Be a Manly Man!
What do you do when you write a million columns unsubtly disparaging a man as feminine, and then it turns out that he talks sports and golfs exclusively with men? If you're Maureen Dowd, you just crank out another column. More » -
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#uproars
Commenters So Mad They Could Just Roofie Advice Columnist
Lucinda Rosenfeld, advice columnist for Slate's woman-focused DoubleX, has accomplished something we haven't, yet: She's pissed off her readers so much they started a petition demanding she be fired. Lucinda's crime: Rape. Oh no, wait. Just unpopular advice.
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#newspapers
The Washington Post Has the Worst Opinion Section in America
On the occasion of this wonderful op-ed on how Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is a violation of our nation's founding document, let us examine the recent crimes of the Washington Post opinion section.
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#columnists
Topical Maureen Dowd Pop Culture Reference Of the Day
Today, Pulitzer-winning New York Times political columnist Maureen Dowd answers the question, "what would you hear if Dick Cheney put you on hold?" The answer may surprise you! More » -
#microtrends
Mark Penn Eats His Own Mom
PR-man-masquerading-as-newspaper-columnist Mark Penn invented the term "Soccer Mom," which, of course, is the queen of all Microtrends. But now he's declaring the whole Soccer Mom thing dunzo! What catchphrase will you hang your hat on now, Señor Penn? More » -
#bananarepublic
Columnist Solves "Obama Problem"
Newsmax, wrote today that a military coup might just be the best way to "resolve" America's "Obama problem." Weirdly, they've pulled the column. More » -
#columnists
Dancing DeLay Makes MoDo Feel Funny
The heart of Maureen Dowd's political philosophy is that Republican men are masculine and tough and Democratic men are big pussies. So what will she do now that Tom "The Hammer" DeLay is dancing on television? More » -
#jobs
Michael Kinsley Finds Steady Paycheck
Michael Kinsley—a smart columnist who's maybe not the world's best manager—has been hired by The Atlantic as "editor-in-chief of a new digital media property" that's launching next year. He'll also write a column. Good for us, regardless. [Politico] -
#flackery
Mark Penn Is Back, to Recruit Some Telecom Clients
Lo! Like a slow, squawking bird sent down from heaven to a desultory duck hunting expedition, Microtrend-inventing flack Mark Penn is back with another WSJ column. His first since we learned how dirty he is! More » -
#greatleapforward
Thomas Friedman Demands Communist Revolution
Flat-earther Times columnist Thomas Friedman thinks we should probably "outsource" our form of government to China, where they have streamlined the whole process by eliminating the bit where idiots "vote." More » -
#theolds
Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
Cindy Adams' New York Post columns appear to be produced by a random word-generator machine. Her visage appears to be produced by Botox and shellac. So it is unsurprising to find that she is a Helsmley-level ratdog nut. More » -
#exclusive
Leak: How Mark Penn Converts His Wall Street Journal Column into P.R. Clients
Mark Penn, the strategist who dashed Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes, is the Wall Street Journal's "Microtrend"-spotting columnist. He's also CEO of PR giant Burson-Marsteller. Only a scumbag would abuse the former to drum up business for the latter.
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