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more about #comebacks more comments → Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Now, that's just an insult to vaginas all over the world. more » narnio: i am excited to read her press release. more » Rosewater: I don't appreciate your abuse of the word vagina. more » scroll_lock: Paul Janka should've patented his brand of psycho narcissism when he had his chance. more » iplaudius: OK, site-referential comments = bad, but wait, wait, wait. A history of super squats? And now, clear and intimate knowledge of NO-Xplode too? I am hol... more » BookishLookish: Don't call it a comeback! *cue the LL Cool J* more » TriedandTrue: I am now convinced more than ever AK is fake. I now follow him on Twitter and he didn't mention his near death experience once. No self respecting f... more » BettyCrocker: I don't mean to be a party pooper, but it's pretty clear that Kade has mental problems, rendering mocking him a tad sketchy. On the other hand, I dia... more » hypocriteoath: Kade is actually kind of funny at this point... like his whole schtick is just performance art... really, really boring performance art. EB, on th... more » Chore Boy: "Back writing?" I did some bareback writing in the early 80's but I got tired of taking penicillin all the time. more » depardoo: AK's whole delusional portfolio flashed before his eyes! more » Shadowlayer: Well what there's to say anyway? we have already seen this before so we know how it is. I believe the 2nd 'net bubble was averted by the bigger and m... more » Drunken Economist: A big reason for the little M & A spurt is to pick up some quick technical depth, before the currency turns to toilet paper. It's nice to have armies... more » raincoaster: Whereas elsewhere, even people with perfectly good jobs have suddenly decided to teach social media classes. Since I've been doing this for about four... more » macbeach: If I lived out there I'd be panning for gold. Real gold, not the imaginary kind. It's a no-lose proposition at this point. more » -
#lifeanddeath
What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
You may want to be seated as we deliver this news: Arthur Kade, the internet's biggest vagina, had a near-death experience yesterday. But as one fameball wavers on the precipice, another fameball friend could soon make her return! More » -
#venturecapital
Silicon Valley's Mass Delusion
The Brits at the BBC checked in on the Silicon Valley economy, and found this horrific scene: People quitting perfectly good jobs and investing perfectly good money under the delusion that boom times are here again. Ouch. More » -
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The Steve Jobs Video Wall Street Will Be Poring Over
"I probably need to gain about 30 pounds," Steve Jobs told the New York Times after his return to public life yesterday. Might as well concede the obvious if investors are looking for unexpected physical weakness. More » -
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Steve Jobs' Command Performance
In the end, Steve Jobs didn't have much to announce in San Francisco today — a new iPod Nano with a videocamera, a faster iPod Touch. But the Apple CEO knew he needed to show his face, and he did. More » -
#dicks
Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
Former Lehman Bros. CEO "Dick" Fuld, the Big Villain of All Financial Villains—what's he up to these days? A Reuters reporter trailed him to his remote Idaho hideaway to find out! More » -
#comebacks
Eliot Spitzer Still Comedy, Tabloid Gold
Eliot Spitzer may not need Twitter, because he has the NY Post keeping him in the limelight. The paper claims the former luv guv wants to run for office, but sources say it won't happen. Still, anything for that headline. -
#comebacks
'Choose Your Own Adventure' Returns to Stop Teen Knife Crime
UK kids are always stabbing each other. But now the problem has been solved. With the resurrection of 'Choose Your Own Adventure' stories! On YouTube! About knife safety! Your mission: Sexxx up the underage girl without getting stabbed. Fun below! More » -
#comebacks
Jayson Blair's Increasingly Unlikely Career Path
Fake reporter Jayson Blair! Did you know he was once a professional Amazon bookseller? It's true! And what is he doing these days? A reasonable guess would be, "Something involving drugs and shattered lives," and that would be totally correct.
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#comebacks
Tesla's Precarious Reprieve
Huge infusions of money would seem to have helped Tesla Motors: the electric-car startup has escaped a bitter lawsuit from founder Martin Eberhard and finally sited a power-train factory — and that's just this week. But other fights loom. More » -
#reconciliations
Blodget v. Spitzer: Disgraced Rich White Men Sit Down For a Chat
Henry Blodget was a famous Merrill Lynch analyst who got rich by hyping internet stocks in the 1990s until Eliot Spitzer caught him lying. Then Eliot Spitzer got caught choking hookers, and now they're hanging out on the internet together. More » -
#comebacks
AIG Is Making Money Again
Is that good or bad? We just don't know anymore in this topsy-turvy world of bailouts and bonuses and government ownership of corporate monsters. But whatever—AIG pulled in a cool $1.8 billion last quarter. More » -
#endorsements
Eliot Spitzer for Shadow Prosecutor of Goldman Sachs
Eliot Spitzer always felt most comfortable as an outsider crusading against entrenched interests. He felt second-most-comfortable wearing black socks and screwing hookers bareback while choking them. Two is over, but Goldman Sachs' gluttony offers him another shot at Number One. More » -
#comebacks
Handicapping the Sanford Comeback
No, of course it's not too soon! Marshall "Mark" Sanford's abject, prostrate confession this afternoon was wrenching to watch, and has already inspired some outbursts of much-needed sympathy from the punditocracy. It's best to be prepared for a backlash. More » -
#dontcallitacomeback
Steve Jobs Had A Liver Transplant
The Wall Street Journal reports: Steve Jobs had a liver transplant in Tennessee two months ago, he's in recovery, and is going to be back to work before the end of the month. Just like they said he would be.
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#comebacks
Steve Jobs Returning to Apple After Nearly 'Starving to Death,' Says WSJ
Steve Jobs is set to return to Apple on schedule at the end of June, "people familiar with Apple" tell the Wall Street Journal. He might also end up at the company's developer's conference next week, the paper said. More » -
#comebacks
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Something Other Than TMZ Shorts
Sad lifejoke Lindsay Lohan was once, you may remember, a working actress. She starred in films such as The Parent Trap and the one about the schizophrenic peg-legged stripper. Those days might be back. More » -
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Jay Leno's Best Sick Jokes
Jay Leno's rep says it looks like dehydration sent the Tonight Show host to the hospital last week. But Leno prefers to process his trauma by mocking Conan O'Brien and Ben Silverman. More » -
#realitytv
Eliot Spitzer Spotted on Real Housewives of NYC
Eliot Spitzer was not quite ready for media cameras back in the fall, but Bravo still managed to get him on camera while shooting the Real Housewives of New York City that aired tonight. More » -
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Life for Mickey Rourke Post-Oscar Includes Tea-Sipping with Sly
Mickey Rourke's post-Oscar life has swiftly come into focus. More » -
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Tesla's Motormouth Marketer Dodged Deposit Dilemma
What happened to Darryl Siry, the Tesla Motors marketing chief who left the electric-car startup abruptly last December? He's turned up as a cleantech analyst. And we've learned the real reason why he left. More »
