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more about #commentards more comments → Paul Boutin: Awesome. I miss being able to say "blowjob" on Valleywag. Or more accurately, getting Melissa to say it. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: To have twutted. 'Tis better to have twutted and shocked, than to have never twutted at all. more » David Margolis: twat and cocaine! I am a concerned citizen whose has become aware of a small scandal in the war on drugs involving www.drugfree.org and their new PSA ... more » DennyCrane: The audio and video don't sync up, which makes the whole clip even funnier to me. more » Christopher Basso: lol more » Mediahohoho: Wait, what? more » MrInBetween: Hotness: Catatonic more » ObtuseIntolerant: Hm. While I would love to have my pageview back, I will settle for the lesson I have belatedly learned - check bylines before clicking! more » Voyou_Charmant: lulz more » kmg387: Oh! I get it. Someone moved beyond 6th grade computer class and discovered the subtle and fascinating nuances of Microsoft Word. Creating pictures wit... more » th1nwhiteduke: Knock knock "who's there?" 9/11 "9/11 who?" I thought you said you'd never forget? zing. more » skahammer: Well, I admit that all my complaining about Gawker's insufficient coverage of internet search algorithms has now been stymied. more » RheaCorvinus: In one of the wingdings fonts (created before 9/11), the number 9 brings up an airplane and the number 1 brings up a building. So when you type 911, ... more » eatsshootsleaves: I could start a campaign like eBaum's World around a smiley face, or a harmless word like "Gawker," and I bet Google wouldn't censor that. So why shou... more » Senor_Wences: And the problem is what? You're saying Google should delete this from its engine? You're saying its an abomination, or something? Oh, yes, my, my, tut... more » -
#videuhoh
Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
Twitter is "the latest computer craze," according to easily startled Today hostess Meredith Vieira, who didn't get the answer she expected from wacky Stephen Colbert when she asked if he used the microblogging service. Watch! More » -
#faketrends
The Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
An airplane flies into two vertical objects: For many ordinary New Yorkers, it's a horrible, still-living memory. For Internet commenters, it's absolutely hilarious. More » -
#racebaiting
Are Internet Commenters the New Jews?
The Anti-Defamation League, eager as ever to publicize menaces to the Jewish people, fears Bernie Madoff's $50 billion swindle has led to a flood of online Jew-hating. Among Internet commenters. How convenient for the ADL! -
#cultureofcomplaint
Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard
The Internet has numbed us all to insults. That's what's so scandalous about the news that J.P. Weichel, a 40-year-old Colorado man, could land in prison for calling his ex-girlfriend a whore. -
#deathcasting
Suicide by webcam
Lifecasting, a kind of do-it-yourself reality TV broadcast on the Internet, has thousands of practitioners. Until last night, one of them was Abraham Biggs, a 19-year-old Florida resident, who used a webcam to broadcast his death, too. More » -


