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more about #competition more comments → miss_msry: Wow, who knew mommy milk buns came with sesame seeds? more » scroll_lock: I want Jared to give up shilling for Subway and get his stretch marks over to McDonald's to re-supersize that doughy, nerdy rump. more » notofthebarnyard: hmm... me and two of my coworkers just had Subway for lunch. Know how I know it was healthy? I got apple slices with it. Beat THAT, Mickey D's. more » rubyruby: Ah, yes, now that's an infant with a good latch. more » shostakobitch: tastes good when you're drunk. yeltsin knows. more » Cheap Shot: Also quite sickening is the bread smell emanating from Subway stores. more » Dickdogfood: Wait. McDonald's is...middlebrow? Starbucks is closer to middlebrow, if anything. more » Matt Cherette: It's actually quite sickening how many Subway locations there are within five miles of where I currently sit. IIRC, there are six. The number of McDon... more » -
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Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
There is nothing—nothing—more American than McDonald's. So would weird, less-American competitors please stop trying to overtake McDonald's dominance? Soon, Subway will have more stores than McD's. What pansy message does this send to the world? Americans eat cucumbers?!? More »
