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more about #conanobrien more comments → limber: Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble. World gone ... more » thatgirlinnewyork: clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or he... more » A Message To Rudy: So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild? more » mommas-boy: It's refreshing to see that Dakota Fanning has blossomed into a seemingly normal, gorgeous young woman. She could have ended up taking the Lohan route... more » gawkimo: I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick. more » PaisleyPajamas: Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the ... more » NigelAstydameia: Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something. more » DahlELama: I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy. YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll fin... more » KikiCanuck: I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ir... more » Mo MoDo: Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do. more » Private Hangnail: With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of v... more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: "Joe Francis plans to file for bankruptcy today" Well, isn't that just the choc-dipped cherry to top off my already perfect day? Oh..."(1) Why does ... more » pureblarney: Please live forever, William Shatner. #levijohnston more » CumaeanSibyl: Does Playgirl do flaccid, erect, or both? I'm sure there are folks out there who prefer the former, but I'm not sure if they're a niche fetish group o... more » Matt Cherette: I'm glad that at least some people here (i.e. Brian, for one) are intuitive enough to know that the Twitter account is a fake. There was a post on it... more » -
#gossiproundup
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Kristen Stewart's corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan "acts like I bit his dick off." Thursday's gossip has castration anxiety. More » -
#levisjohnstonwatch
Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
It's been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More » -
#viewersguide
Tuesday Night Viewers Guide
Martha tries to spruce up Jay's ratings, Ed Norton joins Jimmy Kimmell, while most other hosts take the week off. What a bunch of deadbeats! We've got your rundown of what to watch tonight. More » -
#gossiproundup
Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Some ignorant folk don't think "public speaker" Sarah Palin deserves her outlandishly steep paycheck. Eddie Furlong's hitting the coke pipe. And Penelope Cruz enjoys kissing both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#funnyjokes
Jay Leno Has a Few Snappy Head Injury Bits
Funnyman Jay Leno "cracked" (call me, Jay) some "jokes" last night about Conan O'Brien's head injury. Maybe Conan knocked himself out just so he wouldn't have to watch Jay Leno, on NBC television! That's as funny as the actual jokes. -
#accidents
Will Conan O'Brien Be Airing On Monday?
Conan's no barbarian. The late night host hit his keppe on Friday when taping a stunt for The Tonight Show with Teri Hatcher. He got a concussion and went to the hospital. What? More » -
#media
Obama TV: Guaranteed Late Night Hit
Looking to boost your talk show's ratings and prestige? Just book Barack Obama. About 7.2 million people tuned in to watch Obama's chit-chat with David Letterman last night, the sort-of funny man's biggest night in four years. More » -
#ratingsreport
Last Night, Jay Leno Tortured Millions
Kanye West wasn't the only person who squirmed thanks to the primetime premiere of The Jay Leno Show. 17.7 million people tuned in for the unfunniest hour since on network TV since Bush's last State of the Union. More » -
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#latenight
German Quentin Tarantino Fans Are Not Impressed By Quentin Tarantino
B.J. Novak of The Office and Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards was a guest on Conan's show last night, where he shared one of the better Quentin Tarantino stories you'll ever hear. More » -
#carstars
Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. [Jalopnik] -
#deathbycannon
Conan Shoots Wax Replicas of Tom Cruise and Fonzie Out of a Cannon. Hilarity Ensues.
Weeks ago Conan acquired wax replicas of Tom Cruise and The Fonz, and since then they've become regulars on the Tonight Show. Tonight, he shot them both out of the Ringling Brothers cannon and it was awesome. More » -
#television
Jay Leno's Wacky, 'Fast-Paced' New Show Format Revealed
Jay Leno shared some details about the format of his new show with the press today. Among the "highlights": celebrities racing "green" cars, pre-taped Daily Show type segments, and Brian Williams will be a show regular. More » -
#conanobrien
Barack Obama Gave Jeremy Piven His Phone Numbers And Piven Lost Them
Here's Jeremy Piven on the Tonight Show last night telling Conan about how Barack Obama gave him his phone numbers, all of his phone numbers, and Piven then failed to save them into his phone. Maybe it was the sushi. More » -
#sarahpalin
'No Rain, No Rainbow'
On Monday night Conan had William Shatner on the Tonight Show to conduct a dramatic reading of a particularly poetic prose passage from Sarah Palin's resignation speech. Tonight Shatner returned to conduct another dramatic reading of Palin tweets. More » -
#bizarreinterviews
Was Steve Zahn Stoned on Conan Last Night?
Steve Zahn's appearance on the Tonight Show with Conan last night was one of the more delightfully bizarre interviews we've seen in a while. Watch Zahn ramble incoherently about his love of farm animals and hitchhiking in a chicken suit. More » -
#poetry
North to the Future
Last night, Conan O'Brien staged a dramatic reading of Sarah Palin's farewell speech/mad triumphant soul-cry as read by William Shatner and accompanied by bongos and stand-up bass. More » -
#anatomicaldefenses
Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
"Fat Jesus" was a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan last night where he discussed his mother's reaction to seeing The Hangover, and his penis' reaction to him being naked in the same room as a live Bengal tiger. More » -
#clowns
'Bruno' Strips For Conan
Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno doesn't open in the U.S. until July 10th, but he's already out doing press for the film. Tonight he was the guest on The Tonight Show and, of course, he was utterly ridiculous. More » -
#heroes
William Shatner Mimes Masturbation, Flicks Off Conan on Tonight Show
William Shatner, looking bloated, red-faced, sweating, and acting as though he was either high or drunk or both, was a guest for the ages on Conan's Tonight Show tonight. God bless him. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For
The week she's starring in a blockbuster film release, nude photos of Megan Fox magically appear on the internet, Artie Lange is banned from the Tonight Show, Lindsay Lohan goes berserk in a club, and Paris dishes on boning Ronaldo. More »
