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more about #conspiracies more comments → seyswho: I wish for the views I take I wasn't lumped in with right-wing nutters who think the Earth was created in 6 days 5000 years ago. I believe that massi... more » Steverino Begins: Well, one of the things I learned at Thanksgiving was that all this stuff we laugh off on a daily basis is raising the blood pressures of family membe... more » chadmd23: If the Earth has never warmed before, how did it get out of the ice age? more » allyzay: Wait, Andrea, honey, your little girl performed this song at a school concert for parents and you found out days later when she was shrieking it out a... more » Crustaceans Rarely Get Past Me: My boss came up to me today and asked if I had heard about "those emails." Of course he hadn't read them; he had only heard the rumors that they someh... more » lumpishere: I've always been a bit dumbfounded that the argument for conservation (a blanket term meant to encompass recycling, "green" energy, transportation alt... more » abettertomorrow: "hide the decline," which is a poor way of saying he is attempting to correct for the fact that tree rings don't reflect modern warming trends that ar... more » shwahaha: Next they're going to have our kids heiling Obama, all reading the Communist Manifesto while they smoke pot and perform third trimester abortions for ... more » Mike Jahn: What really amazes me is that the luddite progress deniers we see all over the place these days are so good at using digital techology to get their lo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Put up a couple of bullet lists: 1) Top 10 pieces of evidence that humans contribute in a significant way to global temperature change 2) Top 10 that ... more » momof3wildkids: Climate change is real and partially man-made. Climate temps rise and fall without our input. I still think we should stop polluting the earth; cle... more » lilowlie: you doubt that scientists would be power hungry enough to falsify data and exclude evidence that doesn't mesh with their theory? i'm currently in a s... more » Cicada: If the global warming deniers were scientifically literate, they would understand that removing noise from your data set is a good thing. But no. They... more » gawkimo: I've never been able to figure out what the teabagging wackadoodles believe is the motive for this huge conspiracy. Whenever I dare ask all I get back... more » Unsolicited Advice: Peyser's rage stems from her belief that global warming is not a sufficiently proven phenomenon. Considering the next song in the playlist was probab... more » -
#globalwarming
Climate Email Scandal: Scientists Engaged in a Conspiracy of Science
Climate change is real and man-made. Period, end of story. But recently, some emails have leaked that conclusively prove that climate scientists... are really pissed off that a well-funded industry exists that subverts and denies their work.
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#conspiracies
Microsoft Let NSA Spooks 'Enhance' Windows 7
A National Security Agency director just bragged to a Senate subcommittee about his agency's close "cooperation" with Microsoft to, err, "enhance" how Windows 7 guards a user's privacy. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy? More » -
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Katie Couric Reveals Who Really Controls the Media
Katie Couric made a list of the "most powerful" people in media for Forbes and they're all... Jews. Kidding, only six of 11 are Jews. The real power belongs to computer nerds. Couric mentioned zero old media people. More » -
#communism
Quit Laughing: The Hippie Industry Is Booming
Everyone seems to think it's funny that UC Santa Cruz has a job opening for an official "Grateful Dead Archivist." But it's just the latest example of hippies riding high during the recession, floating on a cloud of groovy breaks. More » -
#h1n1
Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
The Swine Flu is either a excuse to declare martial law and enslave the white race, or it is genetically engineered plague with no cure. Either way, isn't it convenient that President Obama's daughters haven't been vaccinated? More » -
#conspiracies
Glenn Beck: Net Neutrality Is Marxist Plot
According to American popular intellectual Glenn Beck, "Net Neutrality" is a Marxist plot to control content, on the internet, by which he means that the jackbooted Obama storm troopers want to take away your World Net Daily. More » -
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Balloon Boy Just Wanted to Warn Us about the Lizard People
According to Balloon boy dad Richard Heene, Hillary Clinton is a shape-shifting reptilian humanoid. You may be surprised to learn that he is not the only one who believes this! More » -
#conspiracies
Bill Ayers Tells a Funny Joke That Will End Up On Fox
Have you heard the one about how leftist terrorist boogeyman Bill Ayers secretly wrote Barack Obama's memoirs? You will! Because Ayers just admitted it! More » -
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#diplomacy
Obama Headed to One of His Many Birthplaces
US President Barack Obama will visit Indonesia next year to "showcase the importance of growing US-Indonesia bilateral relations" and "burn his first birth certificate," the US embassy said Wednesday. More » -
#diplomacy
Obama Headed to One of His Many Birthplaces
US President Barack Obama will visit Indonesia next year to "showcase the importance of growing US-Indonesia bilateral relations" and "burn his first birth certificate," the US embassy said Wednesday. More » -
#conspiracies
How the Swine Flu Joined Glenn Beck and the Huffington Post
Combine two dashes of the Huffington Post's culty, medicine-fearing "Living" section and one dash of Fox News' craziest host, and you've got Love in the Time of Swine Flu. Not even Dr. Dean Ornish could stop these paranoid fellow-travelers. More » -
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Oklahoma City Bombing Videos Turn Nothing Into Something
Not satisfied to participate in wacky 9/11 conspiracies, Salt Lake City-based lawyer Jesse Trentadue has decided to rehash the real ground zero for the war on terror: Oklahoma City, where video tapes of nothing mean something's awry. This changes everything! More » -
#polls
Definitive "Our Crazies Are Less Crazy Than Your Crazies" Proof
Public Policy Polling just keeps revealing how stupid, paranoid, and misled the American electorate is. Here are some results from their new national poll on conspiracy theories that aren't true. More » -
#conferences
"All Pornography Is Homosexual Pornography" And Other Lessons From the Heart of the GOP
Did you attend the fourth annual Values Voters Summit at Washington's Omni Shoreham Hotel? No? You missed some awesome Breakout Sessions. More » -
#conspiracies
Are Birthers Really The New Truthers?
9/11 Truthers—the actual, self-declared movement Truthers—are, universally and without exception, morons. Van Jones signed a Truther petition, which was incredibly stupid, but he says he is not actually a Truther. Wha...? More » -
#tinyviolinsdept
'Reformed' Dirtbag Glenn Beck Foreshadowing Fox Ouster?
Poor, sad Glenn Beck. The right-wing Fox News man (redundant?) lost scores of advertisers over his inflammatory rhetoric, was forced into hiding and now seems to be laying the ground work for a swift, shameful exit... More » -
#mediacrack
The Skye Parrott Conspiracy
In your unnerving Monday Media column: The paper of record cannot stop talking about Skye Parrott (??), the Tribune Co. sells a losing team, JPMorgan takes over publishing by accident, and the great political talk show ad debate. No worries! More » -
#conspiracies
Where In the World Is Glenn Beck?
Glenn Beck's not on Fox News this week, leaving everyone to wonder why not and, more importantly, where he went. Forced off the air by an advertiser boycott? The Hamptons? An Obama re-education camp? We know where, but not why.
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#friendslikethese
Eliot Spitzer Doesn't Need Vanity Fair's Help (But He's Getting It Anyway)
The idea that Eliot Spitzer's downfall was engineered by the financial industry whose profits he threatened with regulation has made the rounds on the internet for a while. Now Vanity Fair is siccing two investigative reporters on the story. More » -
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Jim Inhofe on Birthers: 'They Have a Point'
Today in batshit conspiracy-mongering: Republicans don't really know what to do about their crazier constituents. Well, some of them know what to do. Humor them! More »
