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more about #conspiracytheories more comments → Trai_Dep: Watching a Conservative trying to understand Sesame Street is akin to watching a special needs child trying to understand an AP English class. Maybe t... more » onebadclam: Sarah has some Ivy League speakin' skills. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, your Majesty." #sarahpalin more » ninety_nine: CTW hasn't received federal funding since 1981. You would think wingnuts would take advantage of free, non-big government entities like Wikipedia to l... more » Samuel B. Elliott: Please stop taking one idiot's words to be speaking for every conservative. Most of us are perfectly sane. #sarahpalin more » BookishLookish: There is only one correct response to all this: Manamana. For those of you too young: #sarahpalin more » sanyucat: I don't have kids yet, but I'm glad there's a tv show that can teach them to hate Fox News when I'm not around to do it myself. #sarahpalin more » ndhapple: They do realize that both GNN and Pox News as "trashy news" are both plays on the fact that Oscar lives in a trash can, right? Please tell me they are... more » manchops: Am I the only one who is so sick of this Sesame Street turns 40 media shitfest? I mean, don't things turn 40 every damn day of the week? Weren't like... more » jccalhoun: I especially like the fact that this "controversy" is totally ignoring the fact that Oscar is supposed to be working for "GNN" -- the Garbage News Net... more » Adah: There were people out there who didn't already think Sesame Street was a liberal conspiracy? Seriously, even as a little kid watching the show I knew... more » Magicant: The funniest thing about Palin's "In God We Trust" rant is that it happened during the previous administration and was changed back last year. It's ba... more » J. Frank Parnell: 40 years later and Bert and Ernie still can't get a state santcioned marraige in New York. #sarahpalin more » Martiniman: Palin isn't a genius by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm pretty sure she has nothing to do with Sesame Street...this post seems more a dig on h... more » Sonar Jose: Pox News is the worst, especially that Sean Manatee. more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: This actually makes sense. I've long suspected Glenn Beck was a Muppet. #sarahpalin more » -
#sesamestreet
Sesame Street Is 40 Today, Also a Liberal Conspiracy That Will Indoctrinate Your Kids
Big Bird gave money to hookers through ACORN. Oscar the Grouch had an abortion. These fucking puppets hate America, say conservatives. You know who doesn't hate America? Sarah Palin. And she has a conspiracy theory of her own to add. More » -
#levisjohnstonwatch
Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
UK Guardian reporter Ed Pilkington went to Anchorage to interview the 19 year-old babydaddy of Tripp Palin, Levi Johnston. There's audio, and some fairly interesting insight from Johnston on the Palin family and his Vanity Fair article, which was "retaliation."
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#conspiracytheories
Is Twitter Conspiring with Celebrities to Delete Your Mean Tweets?
Blogger Mickey Kaus likes to send nastygrams to famous people, on Twitter, when the mood strikes him. And yet these messages sometimes disappear from Twitter search, despite the microblogging service's well-established technical competence. Mere coincidence — ha! — or conspiracy? More » -
#h1n1
Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
The Swine Flu is either a excuse to declare martial law and enslave the white race, or it is genetically engineered plague with no cure. Either way, isn't it convenient that President Obama's daughters haven't been vaccinated? More » -
#death
Billionaire Madoff Beneficiary Dies Mysteriously
Billionaire investor Jeffry Picower made more money off Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme than any other investor. Yesterday, Picower was found dead in his Palm Beach swimming pool. Let's not jump to any conclusions.
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#conspiracies
Balloon Boy Just Wanted to Warn Us about the Lizard People
According to Balloon boy dad Richard Heene, Hillary Clinton is a shape-shifting reptilian humanoid. You may be surprised to learn that he is not the only one who believes this! More » -
#conspiracytheories
Iranian Officials Blame US and Britain For Terrorist Attack
Iranian officials are blaming America for a terrorist attack in the Sistan-Baluchistan province. They're also vowing to take revenge on those responsible for the bombing. This could get ugly. More » -
#weddings
Todd 'Toad' English's Wang Problems: Clarified
We got a tip in this morning clarifying some of the issues that are being studied in the case of Todd English's Cold Feet and Erica Wang. If true, this casts Wang's spin attempts in a considerably more impressive light. More » -
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#conspiracies
Bill Ayers Tells a Funny Joke That Will End Up On Fox
Have you heard the one about how leftist terrorist boogeyman Bill Ayers secretly wrote Barack Obama's memoirs? You will! Because Ayers just admitted it! More » -
#politics
Ailes, Axelrod Meet, Conspire
OH HO: Politico reports that Obama's chief strategy henchman David Axelrod had a hush-hush meeting with Fox News Slug King Roger Ailes when Obama was in NYC two weeks ago. The explosive, secret conversation, we allege, went like this: More » -
#polls
Definitive "Our Crazies Are Less Crazy Than Your Crazies" Proof
Public Policy Polling just keeps revealing how stupid, paranoid, and misled the American electorate is. Here are some results from their new national poll on conspiracy theories that aren't true. More » -
#recessionomics
The Government Funnels Your Tax Dollars to Things That Kill You (So Wake Up)
The Way We Live Now: Underminingly. Have we forgotten the principles of Chaos Theory that we learned in that Jurassic Park sequel? All these "cutbacks" to "save money" will "destroy us." Is the bright side really a dangerous money fire? More » -
#conspiracytheories
Government 'Mind-Mapping' Scheme Inspired by Google Buddies
Here's the stuff of conservative nightmares: The Obama administration wants to "mind map" America using computers, inspired by the Big Brother of Silicon Valley More » -
#politics
Gavin Newsom to Ruin Governor's Race by Not Participating?
Noooooo: a conspiracy-minded blog is floating a rumor that Gavin Newsom is dropping out of the race. Who will play fitting successor to Arnold Schwarzenegger if not boozing, other-guy's-wife-fucking, threesome-actress-marrying, fameballer-family-having, Twitter-obsessed, gay-marrying San Francisco mayor? More » -
#conspiracies
Are Birthers Really The New Truthers?
9/11 Truthers—the actual, self-declared movement Truthers—are, universally and without exception, morons. Van Jones signed a Truther petition, which was incredibly stupid, but he says he is not actually a Truther. Wha...? More » -
#crime
PR Lady Thief Was Really Big Thief
Oh shoot, fashion PR person Mallory Montilla was some sort of career criminal or possibly a kleptomaniac, if you believe the cops, at least. Or is she a sad victim of mean girls? More » -
#conspiracytheories
Michael Jackson Lives!
People are stupid. Pure and simple. Take, for example, rumors circulating that Michael Jackson, like Tupac and Elvis, still walks among us. Why would people believe such an outlandish thing? Again: they're stupid. And then there's this... More » -
#conspiracytheories
NEA Assembling Artists for Propaganda Machine?!
Obama-related conspiracy theories stretch far and wide. And now they're weaving their way toward the National Endowment for the Arts. More » -
#crazyarizona
McCain Promises Not to Give Any Health Care to ACORN at Town Hall
Last year, Senator John McCain demanded that Barack Obama have 100,000 town halls with him, daily, until election day. So he is loving this month. His town hall was a sleepy affair, but it's Arizona, so there was crazy! More » -
#movies
Media Matters Inadvertently Contributes to Birther Documentary
The Birthers made a movie! Hooray! Because the Birther "Movement" is equal parts racist conspiracy theory and money-making scheme for extreme conservative media outlets, the $17.99 documentary is something of a rip-off. More »
