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more about #contests more comments → Lizawithazee: Everyone: I salute you! In fishnets, a bowler and high heels, of course. more » Miss Anita Manbadly: Any story that can make me gasp out loud deserves to win. I still think it needs some flames in there, somewhere... more » drunkexpatwriter: Wow. I am humbled. Thank you!!!!!! It's nice to know that there is some reward for living through this shit! Shit, I just don't know what to say. ... more » momof3wildkids: I just emailed my mother the link to this as I was rather proud of my honorable mention. She is appalled by my airing of the grievances in such a pub... more » snugbug: @drunkexpatwriter: Félicitations! Here's to further success in your writerly endeavors. more » DahlELama: OMG Rabbity, I don't know how I missed yours the first time, but it is utterly. Freaking. Fantastic. more » momof3wildkids: I likened reading the original thread to pausing by an accident on the side of the road... you cannot help but take a peek. RabbityThings: That is a... more » Spirit Fingers: Kudos, Brian, for giving our rag-tag group a place to vent, dish, guffaw, cry, or shout "fuck yeah that happened!" either in prose or at the computer ... more » thatgirlinnewyork: i've never found so much inspiration (equal amounts heartbreak and cheap laughs) in a single thread, which i read while preparing this year's bacchana... more » Lysergic Asset: Wait, wait - wasn't there one story with grandparents and a porn video tape? That was hysterical, too. (It's seared into my very full brain, whomeve... more » BookishLookish: RabbityThings's story made me laugh really hard. The only thing that would have made it better was if the other rat dogs jumped on top of the thrown t... more » i'm a bottle: I see now why you're an expat...and drunk. Mazeltov! more » Mo MoDo: Congrats to all the winners/losers. I am so glad I didn't have to judge. It sure made all my penny-ante family disputes seem pale. Enjoy the booze in ... more » allyzay: OK congrats to the winner but my god RabbityThings's story!! That's amazing - the dog! more » Conchie Birdie: Congrats DrunkenExPatWriter! You had me cracking up at my desk... hope you'll be able to share some of your Christmas horror stories with us! In gene... more » -
#thanksgivingofhorrors
Thanksgiving Horror Stories: The Results Are In
Thanks to all of our lovely, scarred, dysfunctional, boozy, bad-cooking readers, we were more full of Thanksgiving Horror Stories than a Macy's parade balloon is full of helium. We selected the best (or is it worst?) and crowned a winner.
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#thanksgivingofhorror
Pass the Thanksgiving Horror Stories, Please
We're elbow deep in Thanksgiving terror stories, and we want you to keep them coming. There's whiskey (or $50) at stake! Go to the original post and leave yours in the comments or share the pain—and your Xanax. -
#diversions
New Yorker Cartoon-Maker Invites Japery
Can you make a funnier cartoon than us in the new New Yorker online "Cartoon Kit?" Christ, I hope so. Submit yours in the comments, and win the admiration of your peers. That's what it's all about, we hear. -
#crazies
The Anti-Muslim Backlash Outrage-Off, Vol. 1
Nidal Hasan, a Muslim, killed a bunch of people at Ft. Hood. Clearly, this calls for the angriest members of the right wing to compete to say the most paleoracist anti-Muslim thing. Today: Pat Robertson vs. Tunku Varadarajan. More » -
#contests
Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
Since we couldn't get the real Jared Kushner/Ivanka Trump wedding photos we asked you to Photoshop some up for us. Now it's time to pick a winner. There's $150 on the line, and you get to vote! More » -
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Can You Bring the Kushner-Trump Wedding Photos to Life?
So the official wedding pics of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are all over the internet. Boring, right? Yes. If you can make them better, we'll pay you. More » -
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Your Conde Nast Magazine Death Pool Winner
We launched our "Which Conde Nast Titles Will Die?" contest late last week—just in time, as it turns out. Click through for the results of this somber exercise. More » -
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#contests
Which Conde Nast Titles Will Die?
It's your lucky day, Gawker readers, because we are running one of our patented "contests," and the winner of the dubious prize could you be you! This one involves Conde Nast. But any idiot can enter. It's easy. More » -
#contests
Have you entered the "Which Conde Nast Titles Will Die?" contest? Do so now!
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#winners
Limbaugh-Palin-Steele-Pancake Painting Reignites Culture War
Ladies and gentlemen, your winning request, "Rush the Hutt," by wondrous pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey. You may buy this cultural artifact on Ebay, right now. More » -
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Your Winning Painting: 'Rush the Hut'
Ladies and gentlemen, your selection for pancake artist-to-the-stars Dan Lacey's next painting is "Rush Limbaugh with a chained Princess Leia (Sarah Palin) and Michael Steele as C3P0." He's already started it. More » -
#polls
Final Showdown: Vote on Dan Lacey's Next Masterpiece
Three finalists remain in our contest to pick a new idea to be painted by pancake artist Dan Lacey. Will it be Rahm Emanuel? Maddow & Olbermann? Or fat Rush and Michael Steele? Vote below: More » -
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Vote on Your Pancake Painting of the Future!
Last week you people submitted more than 100 fantastical ideas for Pancake Painter of Light and Happiness Dan Lacey. Below are the ten best. Vote now and make one come to life: More » -
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Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
Dan Lacey, our favorite fantastical pancake painter, has just completed this Josephine Baker-themed vision of Michelle Obama. Otherworldly. Now we're giving you a chance to come up with an idea for Dan to paint. Historic! More » -
#magazines
Poll: Which Conde Nast Magazine Most Deserves to Live?
What's this—rumors of more magazine death at Conde Nast? We've had enough. It's time to act. Vote on which teetering Conde mag you want to save, and we'll buy ten subscriptions to the winner.
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#contests
Which Media Megalomaniac is More Ridiculous?
Woo, the feud between Conrad Black and Michael Wolff—an incarcerated media mogul fraudster and a self-absorbed media gossip—is heating up! Which of these two ridiculous men is more deserving of your scorn? Let's see: More »
