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more about #copyranter more comments → naugahydeinplainsight: I keep thinking they really should be wearing white belts. more » bytememehard: Is his horoscope rising? more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Why are they called "Carsuals" when they're clearly designed to be worn while riding your Honda CB 360. more » BookishLookish: The ladies who worked on the ad were all, "Can't we move the line directly to his cock?" And the gentlemen were all, "No, it must be his masculine wai... more » City_Dater: Please let MAD MEN make it into the '70s! Bryan Batt would probably kill to wear these, and Sal would so make them work. more » BookishLookish: And the gentleman in the green trousers is making a lovely diagonal stripe to contrast the slimming vertical ones. Team Tight Trou, y'all. more » resipsaloquacious: Also, I think you could chop wood with those creases. more » mfnher: Why does the sun in that ad look totally stoned? more » resipsaloquacious: "Don't be a Virgo baby, I want a Pisces of your ass." more » contradicto: Well you could always pee on it. more » VoxPopuli: Well, they were going with a goatse theme first, but they decided to tone it down. more » iplaudius: So that’s where anal leakage comes from, mommy. more » depardoo: Aurora Boreanus. more » depardoo: "Another great product brought to you by Uranus Corporation." more » depardoo: Ad copy: "Yes, Procto-Glyvenol is good, on the whole." more » -
#fromthearchives
'Styled For Action'
Was there really a time when these could be found "At better selected stores. About $9.00"? Or was it all a dream? "Your sign is on my balls, baby," we imagine him saying. Click to enlarge. [Copyranter] -
#advertising
World Water Week ad requires you to waste water to read it. Conceptual failure #2.
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#badvertising
No, No, No
God. If an ad for hemorrhoid cream is posted on the internet by bloggers, you know it's something you're better off not looking at. More » -
#advertising
'Fun Which You Need to Lubricate'
Chinese ad people haven't gotten the hang of the sexy English slogans yet, but they're world class in 'Sex Metaphors for Hacks.' More » -
