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more about #corruption more comments → badasscat: Is it just me, or does that look Photoshopped? What, his double-chin wasn't flattering? #bernardkerik more » jasonelias: Next stop, pretending to put a kid in a hot air balloon. #bernardkerik more » BowlingForDollars: Top cock indeed. #bernardkerik more » BettyCrocker: He looks like Mr. Potato Head - and WTF with the Jessica Rabbit eyebrows? #bernardkerik more » Airvault: Don't let the man get you down, TC! #bernardkerik more » Chore Boy: Top cock, indeed. #bernardkerik more » God: That's right, liberals and other homosexuals! The WORLD has just declared Obama to be World #1 Muslin Nazi Tanned Communist of the Universe. We are ... more » Smitros: Things will be off the hook tonight in Copacabana, the hottest spot SOUTH of Havana. more » Conchie Birdie: Chicago needs much more important things than a silly sport tourney where people throw discs and jump with sticks and whatnot. Too bad Obams wasted al... more » mark_twain: The EGO has landed!!! Obama + Michelle x Oprah= Zero more » NotChoinski: Hey, South America has never had the chance to lose hundreds of millions of dollars on an Olympics yet. The time has come. more » NathanSt: They may have lost the competition but they won some scapegoats. If were those hipsters, I'd seek asylum in Canada for a couple of months. more » NigelAstydameia: A shame. They could have easily won the Angry Mob competition--both the protesting and murdering events. more » takeouteurotrash: Banned from the IOC... O.K. We never much liked campaigning there anyway. They said they only wanted well behaved boys, Do they think hope and change ... more » A Pimp Named DaveR: "World Rejects Obama" ... or, you know, World Suddenly Realizes They Don't Want To Spend A Month In Chicago In August. Same thing, really.... more » -
#imagefile
(Former) Top Cop's Mug Shot
The Westchester County jail housing Bernard Kerik—after a federal judge revoked his bail yesterday for allegedly plotting to leak sealed information about his case to the Washington Times—has released his mug shot. -
#sports
Olympic Defeat: Terror Hipsters Win Battle of Chicago!
Olympics denied, Hopey! The International Olympic Committee rejected Chicago's bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympics in the first round of voting, despite the fact that Barack Obama asked them real nice to pick that pleasant city. More » -
#mediacrack
Don't Worry; Conde Won't 'Become Like Hachette'
In your mawkish Monday media column: Conde braces itself for the coming cutbacks, America hates the media more than ever, Anna Wintour has hated the media forever, as well, and Las Vegas is full of crooks. More » -
#unusualsuspects
British Drug Enforcer Dies From Drug Overdose
A 47 year-old British drug cop nicknamed "Robocop" died of a heroin overdose. He had ecstasy and cocaine in his system as well. He had no previous offenses on his record and was an otherwise clean police officer. [The Sun] -
#deaths
A central figure in the New Jersey corruption/organ-trafficking case has been found dead.
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#corruption
Everybody in New Jersey Was Arrested Today
Federal prosecutors unveiled a mammoth corruption and money-laundering investigation in New Jersey today, arresting 44 people, including the mayors of Hoboken, Secaucus, and Ridgefield; two assemblymen; and five rabbis. Also some guy who's been selling human kidneys for ten years. More » -
#showbiz
Blago Attends the Theatre
Chicago's Second City comedy troupe has a show called "Rod Blagojevich Superstar." And because he is insane, the real Rod Blagojevich went to a performance of the show about how he was impeached as governor after being indicted for corruption. More » -
#iwanttobelieve
Nevada Brothel Offers Blago an Internship
Sadly, former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich cannot participate in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, because "here," for him, could be a penitentiary. But his reality tv dreams are not yet dead! More » -
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#fieldguide
Meet Israeli Influence Peddler Haim Saban
The reported efforts by a "suspected Israeli operative" to get Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.) to quash an espionage prosecution into AIPAC hinge on Haim Saban, an Israeli-American billionaire. Who is he? More » -
#scandal
A Generation of New York City's Corrupt Pols Laid Low
Steven Rattner, former New York Times reporter, failed media investment firm founder, friend of Bloomberg and Sulzberger, and Car Czar, is one more former political star caught up in the New York pension fund scandal. More » -
#blagosphere
Blago Pleads "Rambling Crazy Monologue" To Criminal Charges
"Black care never catches a rider whose pace is fast enough," Rod Blagojevich said to assembled reporters outside a Chicago courthouse today. That means he pleaded not guilty. More » -
#blagosphere
Jesse Jackson Jr. Under Investigation
Surprise: the Office of Congressional Ethics is investigating Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. for that whole "Rod Blagojevich's Senate Candidate 5" thing. More » -
#crime
All Blago Wanted Was For Rahm to Throw Him a Wonderful Star-Studded Party
Oh, Rod Blagojevich. God bless you for brightening up this bleak Friday. News from you is like the sun coming out from behind the clouds! What's up now? Oh, you tried to extort Rahm Emaneul? More » -
#alaksa
Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
Sarah Palin is outraged that Alaskans elected Mark Begich instead of reelecting Ted Stevens, Heroic Bear-Wrestler and Un-convicted Felon. She demands a do-over! And no one serious agrees! More » -
#crimepays
Ted Stevens Exonerated!
So Ted Stevens, the corrupt old bastard who invented Alaska and ruled it with an iron open palm for 100 years, is no longer a convicted felon. It is a proud day for America. More » -
#politics
No One Likes Poor Roland Burris Anymore
Hero Illinois Senator Roland Burris apparently did a little bit of lying under oath about how Rod Blagojevich's brother got him to try to raise some money for Blago, and suddenly no one likes him anymore! More » -
#nypd
YouTube is Destroying Good Old-Fashioned Police Misconduct
Thanks to the internet, dirty New York cops can no longer go around busting up bars and robbing them, because the surveillance footage will wind up on YouTube, then in the tabloids, and finally here: More » -
#blagosphere
Blago Having Tough Time Understanding Everyone Hates Him
Here's what makes Rod Blagojevich such an evil genius: after being removed from office unanimously, he comes out onto his front porch and tells the media that he's a hero. More » -
#blagosphere
How Blago Won
Rod Blagojevich's hilarious media tour has succeeded! Sure, he'll still be kicked out of office tomorrow, but now everyone in America loves him! More » -
#blagosphere
We'll Stop Talking about Impeachment if Blago Keeps Talking about Oprah
Rod Blagojevich continued his "if I keep talking they can't impeach me, right?" media tour today with a stop at Good Morning America this morning. What crazy things has he said so far? More »
