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more about #craigslist more comments → gawkimo: I like this one better: [www.craigslist.org] more » Clare: I have a hard time reconciling the kind of woman who listens to Morrissey and the kind of woman who gets acrylic French tips. more » JacquesPaysan: Veganism: the worst possible mix between religion and eating disorder. more » raincoaster: But of course, the insistence on veganism isn't dominant at all. No, indeed. No power issues here. more » BookishLookish: I would show up on the date with sausage in my pockets. *sniff sniff* "Ugh, what is that smell?" "My new art project! It's part of a subculture!" He ... more » StonedAndDethroned: God, I'm so glad I'm not 21 anymore. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Moz is the lead singer of The Cure, right? more » Spirit Fingers: This sounds like the guy your bring to your annoying sister's baby shower, the one who likes to ask you, (the NYC apartment dweller, working for "life... more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I'd respond, but it's missing a picture of his genitals. more » DonLaFontaine: In my life, why do I give valuable time to craigslist posters who I'd much rather kick in the eye? more » johnny_carsick: Posting an ridiculously picky dating ad. On Craigslist. Talk about a shyness that is criminally vulgar. more » gawkimo: The reference to Genesis P-Orridge and "occulture" is designed to make him sound like he made up the word "occulture" (by saying "p. orridge (sic) mig... more » snugbug: OK, for serious now: Vegan desserts are kind of like an oxymoron crossed with a Ouroboros, right? more » hatey: Ah, it's that time of year again: right before the holidays, everyone wants to couple. Even if one 'honestly doesn't see oneself dating anytime soon,... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Glad to see he's used Mystery's Deal-Sealing Tip 304: When in doubt, quote Genesis P. Orridge. more » -
#personalads
Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
Turning to Craigslist in search of love: A grand American tradition! And not one deserving of mockery. Rather, let us marvel at the craft of composing a Craiglist M4W ad that excludes every woman on planet Earth. Except, perchance...you?
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#blinditems
Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
Blind items! They happen. Especially in Craigslist's depths, where inanity prevails in the form of, among other ways you never wanted to consider possible, job listings. So we want to know: which "highly visable" former Obama roommate needs an assistant? More » -
#conspiracies
Katie Couric Reveals Who Really Controls the Media
Katie Couric made a list of the "most powerful" people in media for Forbes and they're all... Jews. Kidding, only six of 11 are Jews. The real power belongs to computer nerds. Couric mentioned zero old media people. More » -
#worldseries
Foul-mouthed Ticket Scalper Expounds on Life, Love, and the Sex-for-Phillies-Tickets Scandal
One thing we learned from the case of the Philadelphia woman accused of trying to trade sex for Phillies tickets is that the underground ticket game is hard. This veteran ticket scalper we talked to certainly reinforced this lesson! More » -
#friendofthebride
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump's Gay Friends Want to Sleep with the Help
We might not have gotten their wedding photos (yet?), but we have the next best thing from this week's Kushner-Trump nuptial celebrations: the Craigslist M4M missed connections post. Someone at the reception yesterday got a little flirty with the bartender! More » -
#videuhoh
Stephen A. Smith's Come A Long Way From His Cheesy Doodle Doldrums: DEA or DA?
Maybe you're familiar with Stephen A. Smith, one of the most ridiculous people in sports journalism's storied history. Well, Smith's now a talking head on CNN. And he can't tell the difference between a DA and the DEA. More » -
#craigslist
Get Your Sexy 'Recession Roommate,' Cheap!
Ladiessssssss: Are you mature? Drama free? Down on your luck? Looking for a beautiful West Village apartment, but only have $275 to pay for rent? Are you willing to share a bed with this dude? Then it's your lucky day. More » -
#craigslist
Right to 'Erotic Services' Upheld By Federal Judge
A U.S. district court judge has rejected an Illinois sheriff's bid to shut down Craigslist's erotic services category. You can't spank the website, the judge ruled, for the actions of some naughty, naughty prostitutes. More » -
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#blinditems
Which New York Journo Is Prowling the Craigslist Slopes?
219West has struck again. It's always been bizarre how someone so prominent would be so public on his Manhunt profile. Now he's indiscreetly responding to Craigslist m4m ads at 5am looking for "ski" partners. (Psst, that's code for "snort coke.") More » -
#craigslist
The Depraved Sadness of a Tucker Max Fan
This Seattle Craigslist ad just says it all about Tucker Max's fan base, doesn't it? The lying, the hero worship, the stunted relationship with the opposite sex. More » -
#adultservices
New Craigslist Hookers, Same as the Old Craigslist Hookers
Craigslist replaced its much-maligned "erotic services" section with a more responsible "adult" section. So were prostitutes driven away by mandatory credit card payments and staff review of their ads? No, they just got more subtle. Hooker subtle!
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#crime
The Case of The Pimping Sportswriter: The Criminal Complaint
Yesterday veteran New Hampshire Union Leader sports reporter Kevin Provencher was arrested and charged with being a pimp. Seriously! Now we have the full criminal complaint against him; sexytime "auditions" and big money, below. More » -
#moonlighting
Sportswriter Also a Pimp, Allegedly
A new and exciting entry for the "Broke Journalists and Their Side Jobs" file: A veteran sports reporter at the Manchester Union Leader has been charged with being a pimp. More » -
#thehardway
Craigslist Life Lessons: Don't Rent Your Apartment Out to Former Reality Show Contestants
Every time we think it'd be smart to rent out our apartment while we're away on vacation, we remember one of the horror stories we've heard. This one involves black sludge, fake tanner, and America's Next Top Model's CariDee English!
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#listicle
After Craigslist and Manhunt, Here is Where Gays Will Get Their Clicks
The gays have been using the internet to get laid since AOL launched chat rooms to Friendster, but with Craigslist and Manhunt ruining their formulas, what is a homo with a hard-on to do now? What's next for easily-available ass? More » -
#missedconnections
Consultants Be Damned, Interoffice Love Will Never Die at Conde Nast!
Despite the fact that The Bobs are coming to send many to the unemployment line, Conde Nasters still need to hook up, thus they post Missed Connections ads on Craigslist. Naturally, we'd love to help facilitate a coupling! More » -
#citizenjournalism
Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
The subway does the strangest thing to people. For example, sometimes, the penises of men will escape their pants! This is a strange phenomenon that's only well-documented in retrospect. Until now. Uncensored flasher action, after the jump.
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#jobsinhell
'Westchester Is the Bestchester Is an Allegory of ...'
Huzzah, the time has come for yet another "Awful Craigslist Media Job Ad of the New Depression." This one has a riddle!
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#publicrelations
Staring Into the Craigslist Cesspool
"Craigslist killer" Philip Markoff was arraigned on grand-jury charges that include first-degree murder, robbery and two counts of armed kidnapping. As if Craigslist users needed another reason to feel jumpy. More » -
#conservativejournalism
Bush Slams Obama in Horrendously Edited Washington Times Exclusive
George W. Bush spoke critically of Barack Obama in a Washington Times story being pushed hard by Drudge tonight, a story so big and important that the Times didn't bother to insert quotation marks before posting it to their website. More »
