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more about #crazy more comments → sarrible: Oh my god, I completely forgot that Senator Roland Burris existed. #crazy #rolandburris more » ShanghaiLil: Oh PLEASE Bre'r Fox, please don't throw me in that briar patch! #rogerailes more » Mediahohoho: Ailes/Cheney '12: let's make this happen, people. #rogerailes more » resipsaloquacious: He would have the jowls enthusiast and mortician voting blocks locked down. #rogerailes more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Politico's commenters... what a fruit cocktail of retards. #rogerailes more » Unsolicited Advice: I, for one, can't wait until Dobbs is the DHS head and we all have to have flag pin smart-tags embedded in our foreheads while we hunt immigrants in t... more » sluggo: She's a walking Cole Porter song. more » DavidWatts: The golden light of a Massachusetts autumn shone through the double-paned glass of Lady Nooningtonshire's penthouse hotel room. A lipstick-stained Pal... more » Ima_letchu_finish: I like her writing and she has a job. More than I can say for most of the students in her class upon graduation. more » Novaload: Did she almost cut her hair? Did it happen just the other day? Was it getting kind of long? Could she have said it was in the way? But she didn't, and... more » unclevanya: She could give Famous Amos a run for his money in the gourmet cookie market, if she printed one of her pearls of wisdom on the back of each bag. more » PontiusPirate: I think there has been some mistake here. The above quotes are actually all snippets from the new Rage Against the Machine album. more » pony_express: "One should wear mascara when one can."-- She is right, one really should. more » Phyllis Nefler: I'm so jealous that I can't attend this class. Luv u Peggles. You talk to me in a "sing-song, condescending voice" and I'll just turn on NPR. more » Matt Cherette: This just made my day. I sincerely hope Peggy Noonan quotes become some sort of feature. more » -
#politico
Politico Begins Posting Fox News Slashfic
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached Peak Politico. The site is floating Mike Allen's wet-dream fantasy that Fox News founder Roger Ailes is considering a White House run. More » -
#crazy
Peggy Noonan, Teaching at Harvard: “You Have To Let Your Freak Flag Fly.”
Three-steps-from-crazy-cat-lady WSJ columnist Peggy Noonan is teaching at Harvard. Our spies report: "Peggy's a ridiculous, hilarious person to speaking with any authority on anything at all." They've provided us with her awesome quotes. We're presenting them emoticon-contextualized them for you.
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#crazy
Harvard Students: Stop Whatever You're Doing and Register for Peggy Noonan's Class, NOW
You do not want to miss the weekly festival of swooning self-regard and misty incoherence that will be Peggy Noonan's "Study Group" for undergrads this year, during her fellowship at the Kennedy School's Institute of Politics. Let's read the syllabus. More » -
#ironia
Newt Gingrich Ama el Dinero Más que ser Racista
Pudgy philandering futurist Newt Gingrich has always opposed brown people and their filthy ghetto language, Spanish. Which is why he's launching a Spanish-language political web site, because he might as well try to make some money off these dirty people. More » -
#cults
The Scientologists had their henchmen remove that scary jargon video. But we captured it.
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#cults
Scientology Jargon in Action: Squirrels, Locationals and Time Tracks
Scientology's quest to perfect humanity never rests, not even on the weekend. Which is why this member of the cult's elite "Sea Org" spent his Saturday yelling at an infidel about his inevitable and pathetic death. More » -
#takedowns
Obama Speaks Out On Death Panels, Abortion, Assorted Rumors: "Outrageous Myths"
President Obama used his weekly YouTube address to talk about the debate on health care, naturally. This time, however, he set out to take down some of the more ridiculous things circulated by opponents of reform, calling them "outrageous myths." More » -
#townhallcrazies
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Shot
Another proud American has shown up at Barack Obama town hall openly carrying a gun. This time it's in Arizona, and he's carrying an assault rifle and a pistol, which is fucking legal!?!?! More » -
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#apologies
Barack Obama Pledges to End Controversial Nazi-Spam Program
The White House is changing its procedures for sending out mass e-mails after hundreds of outraged conservatives received David Axelrod's healthcare reform pitch last week, Politico reports. More » -
#photoshopofhorrors
Scientology Pamphlet Traces the Evolution of God From Zoroaster to Kenneth the Page
This Scientology tract features a photo of the world's religious icons, from Muhammad to Jesus to Moses to Confucius (?) standing in awe beneath an usher who also happens to be a Scientologist and is therefore the most powerful God. More » -
#threats
Let's Just Say It: We're Scared Someone's Going to Try to Kill Barack Obama
MSNBC just aired video of a man with a pistol strapped to his leg waiting for Barack Obama to arrive at a townhall in New Hampshire. More » -
#geneticmalfunctions
Kim Jong Il's Three Sons: A Douche, A Gay, A "Brilliant Comrade"
Someday, one of whacked-out demon leader Kim Jong Il's sons is going to inherit the porcelain throne that is North Korea's government. What makes the spawn of a psychotic despot tick? More » -
#prophecy
If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
MSNBC's Contessa Brewer devoted a segment this morning to divining the numerological mystery that was—is?—Michael Jackson. His first and last names each have seven letters, for instance. And behold, people—"seven is, like, the number of G-d." More » -
#rants
Andrew Breitbart's Not Feeling the Michael Jackson Love-a-Thon
Drudge protege Andrew Breitbart's logic-free sound insane via voicemail. But on Twitter, he's just an adorable curmudgeon. And on the topic of Michael Jackson's funeral, he has the benefit of being a refreshing antidote to the cable news saccharine sweetness. More » -
#witchcraft
Drudge Ponders: What's Another Way to Call Obama a Muslim Witch Doctor?
Matt Drudge reports exclusively this morning that President Barack Obama has been employing an African witch-doctor technique known as the "evil eye" in order to impose socialism on hard-working white Americans. More » -
#vacations
Where in the World Was Gov. Mark Sanford? Argentina, Of Course
Mark Sanford wasn't nude-hiking the Appalachian Trail. He was chilling in Argentina. He's just a regular-folks governor who jets to Buenos Aires for a week without telling his wife, abandoning his kids on Father's Day while his staff lies preposterously.
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#war
North Korea Planning To Fire Missile at Hawaii, Says Japan
Japanese intelligence has learned that Kim Jong Il plans to fire a Taepodong rocket at Hawaii, possibly on the 4th of July. Wait, what?! More » -
#conspiracies
Glenn Beck Says ACORN Ninjas Are Trying to Kill Him
Just in case there was any doubt as to Glenn Beck's status as a paranoid charismatic who regards himself as a Christ-like figure, last night he predicted his own assassination on television. More » -
#dreams
Glenn Beck Admits He Lives in Crazytown
The Republican Party continues to eat itself and Glenn Beck compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. in one clip! More »
