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more about #crimepunishment more comments → morninggloria: I read this as "Michael Jackson's personal doctor Conrad Birdie..." which would certainly make for an interesting next chapter for hit 1960's musical ... more » Baroness: I was reading Carrie Fisher's blog, and in an entry from more than a year ago, she mentions Klein as an outstanding friend and confidante. And that t... more » PandoraSpocks: Dr. Klein should be in jail. He's a complete asshole. more » scroll_lock: Thanks, Brian for "hauled to the clink". Also, the derma is definitely the older boy's father, he looks just like him. Let's hope he doesn't inherit d... more » Maulleigh: This was his actual answer: "I could explain it to you, Richard, but it's really complicated." Hah! This reminds me of a lot of Jesus's answers in the... more » miss melis is a bee girl for the 21st century: "Then he told them that his girlfriend, who he met at camp, lives in Canada." BEST. EVER. more » MrInBetween: My quickie book on this scandal will be entitled, "Dusting the Screw: Bernie Madoff's America." Publishers, post offers below. more » The Real JR: "I want to give you impossibly consistent 20% returns with my mouth" At this point I collapsed into a breathless fit of giggles and had to walk away ... more » blogissuchanuglyword: Ugh, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to talk your crazy old boss into not printing and filing every single email into black and grey cardbo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Wait, is the screw story real? I want to spread it around, but need confirmation. more » Smitros: Magically suspicious. more » freedc: That photo looks like he turned a Snuggie into trousers. more » GORDONGARTRELLE: Dusting the screw is more rad than gleaming the cube. more » depardoo: He bragged about inventing electronic trading, but he wanted all e-mail on microfiche. He's an enigma, ol' Bernie. more » Kitten_Witawip: Wow and people think Martha Stewart is fussy. more » -
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Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
Michael Jackson's personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, possibly as early as next week. His personal dermatologist (and possible babydaddy), Dr. Arnold Klein, is also going down. Cable news is already licking its lips. More » -
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Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
The huuuuuge Fortune story on Bernie Madoff asserts something that should seem obvious: maybe some investors knew there was something fishy going on! Also, Bernie is nuts. He dropped trou in the office! More » -
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NYU Kids Forced to Go Back to Class on Monday
The 18 NYU kids who occupied the Kimmel center got their just desserts: one week suspensions for all! More » -
