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more about #critics more comments → garbanzo314: Originally from the area, but whenever I drive up from NYC and want to take family out for dinner, there are like one or two decent restaurants in the... more » LatestBy: Sounds like someone's going to get a DeJohn letter? more » Mike Jahn: Albany is a cow pasture with buildings. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Hmm... someone else is on Felix Salmon's frequency today too. First he tweets of Albany, then he tweets of psycho restaurateur: [gawker.com])&utm_co... more » son of spam: Banana rama fo fama more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: "You look like a retired porn star!" How could this movie NOT be great? more » MissNormaDesmond: Hahaha -- the subtitle to the Washington Post review of this movie is "Sandra Bullock is Wasted". This may be truer than they realize. more » GORDONGARTRELLE: I despise the Post, but Kyle Smith FTMFW,MF. more » MsMuffinMcGuffin: Thanks for saving me the $12.50, Richard! more » jasonelias: I have no idea why Bradley Cooper is a lead in a feature film. Still can't wrap my head around it. Clive Owen, Gerald Butler, this fool, it's like Hol... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: "jokes involve deaf children falling down a mine shaft" would be a pretty damning review, as a stand alone more » Mymoustache: I'm surprised it's not in 3D! more » God: This is what happens when women refuse to watch Pornography. more » The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: I was hoping this movie would be so awful that it was sublime (see "Showgirls" and the "Star Wars" prequels), but it sounds like it's just awful. Too ... more » Spirit Fingers: Yah, I knew this movie was going to suck balls once I saw the sheep-shag wig Sandy was wearing. And you know, she, Cooper and Haden Church were on Bra... more » -
#albany
Albany Foodie World Is All About Punching
Steve Barnes (pictured), the Albany restaurant critic who was assaulted by a professional mixed martial arts fighter last year (probably) because of something he wrote, reports today: Albany restaurateurs are going to punch each other. More » -
#criticsinrevolt
All That Sucks About Steve
It was a nailbiter, and the fierce competition came down to the wire. In a summer led by Transformers 2, it seemed like movie released was the worst movie of the summer. But only one film could win. More » -
#eaters
Today in Frank Bruni Minutiae: Aliases
This morning former NYT food critic and media tour-taker Frank Bruni revealed the secret aliases he used, for reviewing restaurants! Way too late to matter. But we must know everything, from his bulimic childhood to his fraudulent credit card details. -
#treats
Frank Bruni Let Down by Choco Taco
Former NYT food critic Frank Bruni's big (eh) Nightline appearance is coming up. Its highlight: Bruni giving the full review treatment to a Choco Taco. No stars? Hey bro, I'll eat it. Watch the magic, below. More » -
#undercover
Secretive New York Times Food Critic Now Heavier, More Hirsute
Sam Sifton is trying to stay undercover, as the New York Times food critic, despite the invention of internet photo-sharing. Fat chance. Precisely! More » -
#critics
Ebert Compares O'Reilly to Horny Mouse
Roger Ebert, the only critic in America who understood how awesome KN0W1NG was, is taking on cable shouter Bill O'Reilly. More » -
#critics
Ben Lyons Shares Secret, Xbox-y Trick For Critical Dumbing-Down
Looking for that elusive, one-of-a-kind resource to help you attain Ben Lyons's dizzying heights of film literacy? Oh. Well, he's revealed his secret anyway. More » -
#cliveowen
Sorry, 'The International' Will Not Rescue You From The '09 Movie Doldrums
The Berlin Film Festival launched today with the world premiere of Clive Owen's financial-intrigue thriller The International, and we regret to inform that it was critically wounded almost instantly. But recovery is expected! More » -
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#critics
LA Weekly's Ella Taylor Latest Critical Casualty
Sadly, yet another distinguished film critic was put down last Friday when LA Weekly shed veteran scribe Ella Taylor. More » -
#bridewars
The Critics Are Crazy About 'Bride Wars'!
Remember when Eddie Murphy's post-Dreamgirls Oscar fantasy died in the blast of the bomb that followed it? Anne Hathaway, we have found your Norbit. More » -
#critics
Indian Baseball Prodigies Offer Keenly Acute Film Criticism
The Million Dollar Arm was a contest launched in India a couple years ago that attempted to find the country's fastest pitcher and get him into the Major Leagues—sort of Bull Durham meets Slumdog Millionaire. More » -
#yearinreview
Celebrate Our Winners! The 2008 Top 10 of Top 10 Lists, Part II
Believe it or not, there are five critics whose year-end Top 10 lists are even more mystifying, patience-testing and all-around terrible than those five awarded here yesterday. And the Listys go to... More » -
#yearinreview
Critics Gone Wild: The Top 10 of Top 10 Lists of 2008, Part I
The Top 10 mania that grips year-end film culture provides some of the most vulgar oversimplifications, abstractions, nonsense, critical self-regard and hype known to man. We've read the worst so you don't have to. More » -
#thecinema
Tom Cruise in Valkyrie: 'Distractingly Bad'
That's the headline on Associated Press' review of the Scientology bigwig's new "let's kill Hitler!" film. Everyone (well, lotsa people) want to slam this film, and the AP's early dig is hard to top. More » -
#milk
'Milk' Spoiled With NY Critics' Award For Best Picture
For members of NY Film Critics Circle, an average morning before its awards vote goes like this: 1. Order breakfast. 2. Refresh memory on last month's releases. 3. Review LA Critics' awards the day before. More »
