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more about #culturewars more comments → lobstr: I didn't know Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was getting voiceover gigs... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: My real problem with the game isn't hte gay sex, but that the hetero sex option involves a secretly evil woman who wants to have your baby in order to... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: "... a new gay awaits us, or so the rumor goes" isn't that always the way? also, was this inspired by Leather Jacket Love Story more » BlinkyMcChuck: Where was their panic when the Left Behind video game came out? Where they got to kill homosexuals or convert them, in NYC, no less? Much as I suspect... more » electriklights: But what's with the music? Really. more » IpsoFacto: no no no no. They are in the uncanny valley!!!! more » LeeroySpitzer: Grey Warden? More like Gay Warden! Quick, somebody grab my staff, my magus is at max power. more » Steverino Begins: Seems like it's all just a joke for teenage boys, judging by the corny music especially. They accidentally stumble onto this, the Brokeback Mountain c... more » PaisleyPajamas: All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom. Okay, someone over at World Net Daily is cordially invited to join us next year f... more » jordos1: Hey! "I was born of a whore, and raised by an assassin," is my pick up line! So unrealistic though, he got some action, I usually get maced by some s... more » eleusiswalks: Dragon Age is totally making a big step here and I applaud it, it's just sad how completely tiny this big step is, and yet it's something worth gettin... more » BadUncle: This is nothing like the next release of Madden Football: Sexbus. more » BettyCrocker: Blondie is a little bland, but the other dude can give me virtual beard burn any time! more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: A video game being called gay? Now I've seen it all. more » Private Hangnail: How did a fifth-level mage get a wand like that? more » -
#culturewars
Let's Fight About a Gay-Sex Videogame This Christmas Season
Dragon Age: Origins has taken the terribly awkward genre of videogame dialog and melded it with gay romance and, also gay sex scenes. Who, in these United States, could possibly object to foisting this content on teenaged boys? More » -
#complaints
World's Least Respected Conservative Thinker: There Are Too Many Gays and Whores in Newsweek
Former National Review Online editor Kathryn Jean Lopez is outraged that Newsweek disseminates the opinions of wanton harlots and avowed sodomites. Specifically, Dan Savage and Sasha Grey. More » -
#culturewars
Islamic extremists with posh British accents sound so reasonable! Sharia law? Sure, you know best!
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#lawsuits
New Guinea Tribesmen Would Like to Bankrupt The New Yorker
As if Conde Nast didn't have enough to worry about: the New Guinea tribesmen suing the New Yorker for defamation now want a cool $45 million. Beware, reporters: Even your cab driver is lawyered up these days. More » -
#culturewars
New York Times Embraces 'Epic Fail'
The New York Times has used "epic fail" twice in its pages, excluding coverage of the phrase itself: Once in September and once yesterday. Some people are upset. Just wait until the paper starts syndicating /b/ in, like, two months. More » -
#science
Monkeys With 3 Parents Help Fuel Culture War
This little monkey, Spindler, has three parents. That's right! Three! How could this be? Because scientists are trying to play God and help eradicate potentially fatal diseases. Those bastards! More » -
#democracy
Hand-Written Signs Prove Legitimacy of Town Hall Protests
Some liberals and elected Democrats have asserted that the anti-health care reform town hall protesters are engaged in "astroturfing," a term meaning corporate-sponsored pretend grassroots activity. But Fox has definitively disproved that. More » -
#scandal
Will Media Cover Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly Eating Fancy French Cheeses?
"Sopresso." "Brie." "Porcini Dusted Petite Filet." "Mascarpone Polenta." Do those sound like the sorts of things men of the people eat? More » -
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#culturewars
Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
When Barack Obama made headlines by eating a hamburger this week, we were disappointed that he ruined his by ordering it medium-well. Sean Hannity, though, found something far worse. More » -
#culturewars
Cry, Laugh At World's Dumbest Anti-Gay Ad Auditions
Hey, here is an ad that will make you furious. Furious! It is about how the gay marriage will hurt these people. You've never seen so many infuriating lies in 60 seconds. More » -
#thegays
Four Down: Vermont OKs Gay Marriage
Vermont just became the latest domino to fall in the gay-marriage movement, with the state's legislature and senate voting overwhelmingly to override an earlier gubernatorial veto of a bill extending marriage rights to same-sex couples. More » -
#culturewars
Heartland High School Principals Classify Rent as 'Edgy' Again
Now that long-running musical Rent has closed on Broadway, the inevitable, awful high school productions have begun. Which is ruffling parental and administrative feathers across the land. But, really, what's the big deal with Rent? More » -
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Obama So Far Stimulating Decades-Old Arguments
Guys have you heard about this stimulus bill? It is made up entirely of $1 trillion dollars spent on sex, filthy unreproductive sex! More » -
#bighollywood
Hollywood Conservative Site Launches, Hope Returns to America
Andrew Breitbart—the nicer half of the Drudge Report—has finally launched "Big Hollywood," his conservative Hollywood news site, which will end the stifling reign of Hollywood liberals. Let's take a look! More » -
#culturewars
Utahns Furious As Senator Befriends John Forte
Senator Orrin Hatch is one of those easily caricatured figures of cartoonishly prudish conservativism, so naturally everyone back home in Utah is now furious with him for associating with black criminals. More »




