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more about #dancingwiththestars more comments → TheologicalSong: to paraphrase Minor Threat, I hope someday we can look back on all this and laugh. more » thatgirlinnewyork: did they have to slow down the tempo of that song from the original because no one watching was doing poppers? #dancingwiththestars more » se7a7n7: This commercial kept me from making 2 or 3 jokes about this routine and the show in general. more » miss_msry: I get more of a "March of the Tin Soldiers" vibe. Nutcracker for sure. #dancingwiththestars more » adiam7: Adam Ant or Amadeus video not MJ still weird #dancingwiththestars more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I didn't know Donny Osmond was Australian. #dancingwiththestars more » pureblarney: Spaniards everywhere are crying and shitting themselves. #dancingwiththestars more » BettySchaefer: Is he doing Jacko, or Adam Ant? #dancingwiththestars more » Excusado: Is he throwing MONEY up in the air at the end? more » Trai_Dep: Were he paired with a lithesome boy instead of an icky girl, I'm sure legions of Republicans would have cut each other to take DeLay's place. more » hhpeterson13: Oh God, his mouthed counting, especially at the beginning, reminds me of this: [www.youtube.com] more » katastic: Delay's partner, Cheryl Burke, said she urged Delay not to dance Join millions of Americans, Cheryl. more » scroll_lock: Would that DeLay's dance partner Cheryl had just urged him not to dance, period. more » hamburgerhotdog: Sequined elephant patch makers weep this morning. more » scroll_lock: How will we ever find out if those Sans-A-Belt dance slacks were breakaway? more » -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Sesame Street slanders Fox News, Anthony Bourdain ruins your Thanksgiving, a gang of Turkeys steal a little boy's bike, Dancing With the Stars has technical difficulties, and we discovered that the "flash mob" viral-sensation is played out. More » -
#cosmetics
Will Tom DeLay Have Sprayed-On Abs in the Dancing With the Stars Finale?
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#surrealitytv
Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
Dancing With the Stars goes from camp to pure insanity when Donny Osmond, dressed as Jacko and wearing lipstick, dances the paso doble with Cyndi Lauper within the flashing interior of a Simon Says toy while LaToya Jackson looks on. More » -
#criminals
Tom DeLay Quits TV Dance Show
With his dance partner pleading guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges, Tom DeLay announced that he'll quit Dancing With the Stars rather than face an unwinnable elimination fight with Aaron Carter and Mya. More » -
#quitters
Tom Delay quit Dancing with the Stars because his feet are broken. And he stinks.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
#columnists
Dancing DeLay Makes MoDo Feel Funny
The heart of Maureen Dowd's political philosophy is that Republican men are masculine and tough and Democratic men are big pussies. So what will she do now that Tom "The Hammer" DeLay is dancing on television? More » -
#gossiproundup
Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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#precaps
The Wire Will Not Win an Emmy This Year Either
That's because Mad Men and 30 Rock will take the big prizes. For the second year in a row, shows we actually like are poised to take home the gold. Neil Patrick Harris is hosting too! More » -
#realities
Armageddon Overdue: Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars season has arrived
There was the hope it was just a bad dream; a dystopian alternate reality gone terribly wrong. Tom Delay on Dancing With the Stars? It can't have come to that already? But it can. And here it is. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
Jon Gosselin's gambling at Foxwoods, but it's Robert Pattinson who can't lose. Stephenie Meyer's getting sued, because she's no Astronaut Mya or, uh, Billy Bush. Or Hayden Panettiere's 'Pink Taco' sharing Harry Morton. Visionaries! Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#clips
Tom DeLay Is Gabbing With the Cable Bloviators
Wonderful. Corrupt criminal America-hating dirtbag crazy liar Tom DeLay is making gay jokes with Chris Matthews on the TV, because of his upcoming appearance on a competitive ballroom dancing show. (Who knew Newt's reemergence would end up being less offensive?) -
#tomdelay
ABC Promotes Dancing With the Disgraced Former Elected Officials
And here's ex-House Majority Leader and known American Criminal Tom Delay promoting his upcoming appearance on ABC's Dancing With the Stars on ABC News program Good Morning America. More » -
#bettingmen
The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
There is no reason why the hoofers on Dancing with the Stars should be the only ones to make profit from the show. While they're endorsing diet plans and signing deals, we're going to bet cash on the winner. More » -
#idiocracyisreal
This Is How the Republican Revolution Ends
Indicted former GOP House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars. Terri Schiavo's dead—what else did you expect him to do? More » -
#television
Paula Abdul Has As Many Irons in the Fire as Pills in Her Medicine Cabinet
In the wake of the "Paula's leaving American Idol" tragedy, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and get ready for her to guest star on some shows about dowdy fat girls. More » -
#trainwrecks
Dancing With Woz No More
Sure, he once briefly flipped out about rigged online voting, but Steve Wozniak's Dancing with the Stars stint will be remembered for the Apple cofounder's overflowing good humor, maintained through his inevitable defeat. More » -
#trainwrecks
Why Woz Is My Favorite Reality TV Star
We thought only geeks would dig Steve Wozniak when the rotund Apple cofounder took to Dancing with the Stars. But with his clumsy moves, injuries, and conspiracy theories, he's proving perfect fodder for reality TV! More » -
#trainwrecks
The Woz Feels the Weight of Geek 'Dancing' Expectations
On Dancing with the Stars, adorably lumpy Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak pranced his way into our hearts with a broken foot. Even the judges warmed to him. No one called him a "Teletubby" this time! More »
