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more about #danlacey more comments → senatormayer: I don't think I could be more confused. more » TableNein: I can die a happy troll now. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: And on the seventh day Lacey ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. more » Richard Lawson: Said Tinsley: "I wish those raccoons hadn't eaten my waffle-slacks." more » BadUncle: Three insufferable people I wouldn't know beyond Gawker, sheltered by one delicious breakfast food. This is the face of conflict. more » Chore Boy: Ahh, TableNine's third brilliant suggestion in the Lacey paintings. If only we had listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned co... more » Foster Kamer: Dan Lacey: I ain't mad at you. Hamilton: this thinly veiled shot at Makaveli does not go unnoticed. Need I remind you of the company line? more » TableNine: This is all well and good, but get back to painting my be-saddled Olbermann, Dan-o! more » ithabeleng metesunyane: Does anyone know who owns the Koons sculpture of Jackson with Bubbles the Chimp? I wonder if that is part of Bubbles' personal art collection. He coul... more » Mymoustache: Joe Jackson with a pancake and michael jackson memorial concert ticket on his head - brilliant. Young Michael Jackson with shirtless Tupac - disturbin... more » DennyCrane: Why does Kathie Lee have a halo? more » Smitros: Are we looking at a really big plate or really small on-air personalities? more » VoxPopuli: There's no way that Kathie Lee has an amazing ass like that. more » naugahydeinplainsight: Butt-wheat hot cakes. Mmmmmm! more » -
#art
Hannity, Limbaugh, Maddow, Olbermann, Beck, Obama, Palin, Unicorns, Pancakes
Here, the latest masterwork (suggested by you) from pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey: a horrific apocalyptic tableau of talking heads and politicians doing who knows what. He expounds on his vision, below. More » -
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Tinsley Mortimer Pancaked and Robbed
Dan Lacey presents: "Tinsley Mortimer dressed as Eloise from The Plaza wearing a Kentucky Derby worthy hat being robbed by Fabiolo Beracasa dressed as Lady Bunny and Daphne Guinness dressed as Thomas Jefferson outside The Waverly Inn in New York." More » -
#controversies
Joe Jackson Pancake Painting a Little Too Intense For Corporate America
Speaking of important Michael Jackson news, pancake-painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has some! He painted this moving portrait of "Joe Jackson with a Michael Jackson memorial ticket and a pancake upon his head." Ebay is censoring it! More » -
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Hoda and Kathie Lee Grapple on Syrupy Flapjack
Pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has completed yet another work of art suggested by you, the celebrisexually-obsessed readers of this blog. Today: Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford wrestle nude, on a pancake. You can buy this thing! More » -
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Mickey Rourke Peed Upon by Star Dog
Hello, pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has completed another work of art suggested by you, the celebrity-obsessed Gawker readers. Today: "Mickey Rourke and the canine-star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua urinating on him." More » -
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S&M Goat Marries Pancake; Repubs Outraged
Pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has unveiled his third painting inspired by you, the Gawker commenters. Today: "An S&M goat getting married to a pancake while Rush Limbaugh and a bunch of other conservatives look on in rage." More » -
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The Crucifixion of OctoMom
Pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey has completed his second painting suggested by you, the Gawker readers: OctoMom upon the cross, as Angelina and Madonna worship her. More » -
#winners
Limbaugh-Palin-Steele-Pancake Painting Reignites Culture War
Ladies and gentlemen, your winning request, "Rush the Hutt," by wondrous pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey. You may buy this cultural artifact on Ebay, right now. More » -
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#contests
Your Winning Painting: 'Rush the Hut'
Ladies and gentlemen, your selection for pancake artist-to-the-stars Dan Lacey's next painting is "Rush Limbaugh with a chained Princess Leia (Sarah Palin) and Michael Steele as C3P0." He's already started it. More » -
#polls
Final Showdown: Vote on Dan Lacey's Next Masterpiece
Three finalists remain in our contest to pick a new idea to be painted by pancake artist Dan Lacey. Will it be Rahm Emanuel? Maddow & Olbermann? Or fat Rush and Michael Steele? Vote below: More » -
#polls
Vote on Your Pancake Painting of the Future!
Last week you people submitted more than 100 fantastical ideas for Pancake Painter of Light and Happiness Dan Lacey. Below are the ten best. Vote now and make one come to life: More » -
#contests
Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
Dan Lacey, our favorite fantastical pancake painter, has just completed this Josephine Baker-themed vision of Michelle Obama. Otherworldly. Now we're giving you a chance to come up with an idea for Dan to paint. Historic! More » -
#auctions
Masterpiece Nick Denton, With Pancakes Back on the Market
Chris Mohney emerged as theremorseful buyerwinning bidder for Dan Lacey's portrait of our overlord. In news that will excite fours of Gawker Media employees, he's selling it. He paid $560, current bid: $72. -
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Pancake Painter Sex Cartoon Uproar!
Did you know that acclaimed pancake-head artist Dan Lacey is also an erotic cartoonist? It's true! But now his eBay-ing rights are under attack from a dreaded conservative blogger. More » -
#auctions
Nick Denton Breakfast Art Update
Bidding on Dan Lacey's one-of-a-kind Pancake Head Nick Denton painting has reached $300, thanks to interest from current and former employees. Remember: the Keith Gessen remix book went for $890. Six days left, people. [Previously] -
#masterpieces
Nick Denton, With Pancakes
Just when you thought Pancake-themed political artist Dan Lacey couldn't top his Obama bear wrestling piece, witness this: Gawker Media overlord Nick Denton, with pancakes on his head. This is for sale to the public. More » -
#picoftheday
Hope
Our new favorite artist Dan Lacey—the man who brought you Sarah Palin with pancakes on her head—embodies a weary nation's hope for the future. With class. [You can buy it here]
