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more about #dating more comments → homoviper: "Avoid any guy who claims to have written, be writing, or aspire to write a novel. Seriously. Fucking run." Also actors. more » gawkimo: Avoid guys who wear anything ironically. If he wears an "Ithaca is Gorges" T-shirt he better have fucking bought that shirt in Ithaca, because he gen... more » yourfriendandneighbor: Avoid any guy who claims to have written, be writing, or aspire to write a novel. Seriously. Fucking run. Amen, sister. Does a non-narcisisstic noveli... more » drunkexpatwriter: Fuck, I just reread the list and realized "avoid any guy who reads gawker" is on there. So, fuck. I'm not datable. This explains so much. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Back when I was single, they only told us to avoid were Rugby players and Phishheads and that was because they were both pretentious and prone to ste... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Avoid men who compulisively create listicles and got shot down by Kirsten Dunce years ago. That's all I got. It's early. more » PaisleyPajamas: --Avoid any guy who has a pet name for his PS3, Xbox 360 or flat screen TeeVee. "Shirley," "Jennifer" or "Diane" don't share well. more » drunkexpatwriter: How about this: 1. Avoid girls you are not attracted to. 2. Try to fuck girls you are attracted to. more » drunkexpatwriter: I am shocked (and psyched) that alcoholic expat freelance pornographers did not make this list. I'm datable!!!!!!! more » Jamie Peck: 5, 7, 9, 11, 17, 22, 27, 42, 43, 49, 53 WHAT DO I WIN? more » miss_msry: "Avoid any guy who shaves more than 20% of his body surface area." Ok, you've gone over the line there. Some of us consider the "shaving" a dating r... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I think Gawker is trying to keep the ladies for itself? more » Sir Thomas More: Trend Piece Reveals Nice, Nerdy Local Bloggers May Be Serio... more » Mike Jahn: Women won't have to avoid guys who watch Gossip Girls. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: And in closing--generally speaking, avoid anyone who makes long, long, long lists about people other people should avoid sexually. If you have fucked... more » -
#lists
A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid
After John Carney issued his annual holiday list of girls to avoid, blogger and editor Melissa Lafsky offered up her response: a catalog of guys that women must avoid at all costs. This originally appeared on her blog Opinionista. More » -
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A Guide to Holiday Romance: Girls to Avoid
When he's not covering Wall Street for Clusterstock or opining for provacative trend stories, John Carney likes to catalog the kind of ladies guys should not date. Melissa Lafsky has issued a riposte. More » -
#sexytime
Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
If you want to write an article that gets the people talking, one good way is to just start classifying women in random groups, related to age and hot sexxx. Hot sexxxy cheetah ladies cannot resist this delicious media bait! More » -
#personalads
Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
Turning to Craigslist in search of love: A grand American tradition! And not one deserving of mockery. Rather, let us marvel at the craft of composing a Craiglist M4W ad that excludes every woman on planet Earth. Except, perchance...you?
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#crazylove
Alex von Furstenberg Is One Jealous Fellow
Alex von Furstenberg flipped out, with insanity, when he found out his fiancee was flirting sexxxily with washed-up NBA star Reggie Miller. You got off easy, Reggie. Alex has been know to punch faces over this sort of thing.
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#heartofdarkness
NYT Infiltrates Fashion Meets Finance, Possibly Leaves Scarred For Life
The Sunday Styles finally went to Fashion Meets Finance, an event where Manhattan banker-types and fashion slaves meet, consummate, and procreate certain genetics to create lineages of people you'd rather not know. Their findings are, while nothing new, nonetheless awesome. More » -
#dating
Paul Janka: 'I Pounced On Her But She Didn't Like It'
Paul Janka! Remember him? "Pickup" "artist" extraordinaire, of the most skeevy, nasty sort. He's still alive, in the world, and writing sexy things about "dating" methods! This recent email blast tells of his romantic trip to bone skanks, in Paris.
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One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
"Pheromone"-infused body wash to lure the ladies: Pretty fucking stupid bit of pseudoscience, honestly. But the New York Times will turn this city upside down to find a lady seduced by pheromones' sexy powers! More » -
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#nightmares
Michael Jackson Asked Katie Couric Out on a Date, Using His Rabbi
On the Late Show With David Letterman last night, Katie Couric told the story of how Michael Jackson asked her out on a date in 2000 (two years after her husband died), using Rabbi Shmuley Boteach as a go-between. More » -
#crazylove
Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
Love flourishes, with the help of the internet! Are you an intensely sexual, spiritual, non-Scientologist goddess, searching for a meditative high school physics teacher for true love? Hare Krishna prostitutes a plus! The most romantic website ever is here: More » -
#hipstergrifter
Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell currently sits in a Philly jail cell awaiting extradition to Utah. OR DOES SHE? She's also a vegetarian lesbian named Erin from Detroit on OkCupid.com! More » -
#love
Sugar Daddy Dating Site Surprisingly Gets Rich Married Guy Extorted
In unforeseeable news, a married millionaire heir to the Dupont fortune was repeatedly extorted for thousands of dollars by women he met on a site where old rich guys find hot young money-hungry girlfriends. More » -
#thefamilyofman
Anti-Racists Only Slightly Better than Racists
The St. Louis newspaper runs a picture of a black man kissing his white girlfriend; rednecks write racist comments; we mock those comments. Now, the almost-as-bad backlash: the "I'm the least racist!" comment contest: More » -
#hipstergrifter
Kari Ferrell: Celebulies and Craiglist Hookups
It turns out there is no news in New York City currently that does not relate to hipster grifter Kari Ferrell! Semi-celebrities and prospective hookups are sending us her ridiculous lies! We're programmed to care. More » -
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Five Creepy Old Men Who Should Settle Down (And One Who's Cool)
A tipster tells us billionaire Clinton pal Ron Burkle (and his model wrangler!) was "lurking around" Justin Timberlake's William Rast show at Fashion Week last night. Time for a listicle of creepy old ladies' men!
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#sexwars
Dear Loser: You'll Never Be A Pick-Up Artist
Sure, other writers have gone to seduction classes undercover. But how many were female? And how many told their male classmates they'll always be "schlubby" beta males? More » -
#theinternet
Ryan Adams' Engagement Was Not Blogged
So Ryan Adams is now engaged to Mandy Moore. Not that you'd know it from his website; we had to read Us Weekly's report. Discretion: yet another way Moore has reformed her man. More » -
#moguls
Bruce Wasserstein Now Has a Better Pastime than Magazines
Being a media mogul can get tiring. Could the news that New York magazine owner Bruce Wasserstein is marrying a younger woman signal a bit of loss of interest in his marriage to the magazine? More » -
#sexwars
Gold-Digging Shrews Whine About Banker Mates
Oh, look, someone started "Dating a Banker Anonymous," where vapid women meet to whine about the empty lives they chose and the broke, impotent men they are now stuck with. More »
