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more about #davidhasselhoff more comments → SaraRueful: "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna more » Cynner: "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? ... more » Tremonius: Maybe nobody remembers the Bible no more, but significant tribes were founded in the same manner we're discussing here. Lot escaped Sodom with his luc... more » daveyjonesisdead: I don't know why that girl just hasn't been removed from his custody, given the extreme alchoholic events she's had to witness. Oh, dad's curled up on... more » ManchuCandidate: Angelina Jolie and James Haven's kiss seem so quaint now. more » Spirit Fingers: Good grief. Whatever happened to fathers not being able to deal with their daughters as people with sex parts, so they just didn't really speak to the... more » PierceRadashack: Woody Allen was ahead of his time. more » bytememehard: You gotta go where you wanna go Do what you wanna do With whoever you wanna do it with more » The Lone Scout: Celebrities! They're just like us! Um, wait a minute... more » FormerEnglishMajor: Hulk Hogan and his daughter creep me out: remember when he was spreading suntan lotion - on her upper thighs?? *shudder* [www.zimbio.com] more » BowlingForDollars: Let me channel long lost Susan Powter and say, "STOP THE INSANITY!" more » NathanSt: Does the Cyrus family have any comments on the situation?? The Lohans? WHERE ARE THE HOGANS?? MAKE THEM TALK! more » Atilla the Bun: WTF? I realize the Hof's brain is probably pickled by now, but what's his daughter's excuse? Why would any teenage daughter agree to go to this place... more » SidAndFinancy: Reminds me of the time I woke up from a blackout to find Cass Elliot eating crackers in my bed. more » The Curse of Millhaven: So, I checked out the site thinking "maybe he is being really responsible and helping her grab some birth control or something." Now I am pretty sure ... more » -
#gossiproundup
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
#trends
Hasselhoffs Race to Jump on Inapropriate Relationship Bandwagon
We're still one father-daughter pairing short of a media-certified trend, but as of this morning "celeb blurred family boundaries" is tracking on the Hollywood horrors power rankings chart with a big up arrow. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson's Mental Stability Even More Fragile
Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog's death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole's doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#opencaption
"No, It's Not a Cheeseburger. I Promise."
[David Hasselhoff carries a gift down the street on his way to his daughter's birthday party in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF] -
#carstars
Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. [Jalopnik] -
#specialfriends
The Fox & Friends Gang Fall In Love with David Hasselhoff All Over Again
Oooo, Fox & Friends has a lil' crush! On Lt./Capt. Mitch Buchannon himself, David Hasselhoff. See the Hoff was on The View recently and said Barack Obama was boring! A doozy! Now Doocy, Bri-Bri, and Random Girl just love him. More » -
#gossiproundup
Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious "medical issue," Jon Gosselin's new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has "bingo wings" and Robert Redford gets married. More » -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Bulging Beach Bodies & Hasselhoff Death Watch
If it's Wednesday, we must be playing Midweek Madness. Why else would assistant Margaret and I let the tabloids — Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star — kick us in the shins? [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
David Hasselhoff Says .39 Blood Alcohol Is No Sweat
George Clooney says you shouldn't listen to those disgruntled waitresses; Courtney Cox isn't listening to the Brad Pitt haters and David Hasselhoff doesn't want anyone listening to his daughter and ex-wife. More »
