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more about #davidpaterson more comments → TedSez: Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Opra... more » Unsolicited Advice: Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares... more » starke: no foster, you don't have an ear infection. you have been infected with the spirit of oscar wilde! i swear it! that is all. more » unclevanya: Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"... She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love t... more » CumaeanSibyl: Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes ... more » katekate is squared: Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate. Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass. I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working. Oh Foster, you make ... more » momof3wildkids: Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way. more » Swifter: Balk is contagious, it seems. more » bboston88: You're so sassy and slightly hostile lately Foster, I love it! more » Lysergic Asset: This gossip roundup brought to you by Red Bull, Sugar Coated Frosted Flakes and crystal meth. (I kid you, Foster.) more » oudemia: Giuliani Camp Denies Senate Report, says Politico. [www.politico.com] more » Peter Feld: It could be a combination of all those things. But I don't think it's surprising that he wouldn't run - he was only tempted by Paterson's weakness. Th... more » Unsolicited Advice: Didn't an entire Payless clatter to the counter when he was in office already? more » Zira: I think you overlooked the most obvious reason of all: Rudy's lovely bride Judi Ann "Judith" Stish Giuliani is not ready to give up her dream of beco... more » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#demurrals
Why Won't Rudy Run for Governor? [Updated: Because He's Running For Senate]
According to the New York Times' Danny Hakim, Rudolph Giuliani has decided not to run for governor of New York next year, despite publicly flirting with the idea for months. Is a shoe somewhere about to drop? More » -
#apologies
Rupert Murdoch Is Sorry He Called David Paterson Blind and Illiterate
Rupert Murdoch has apologized for blaming the polarization of our political debate on the fact that New York Gov. David Paterson is "blind, and can't read braille, and doesn't know what's going on." More » -
#insults
Rupert Murdoch: David Paterson Is a Hapless Blind Illiterate
At the Wall Street Journal CEO Council yesterday, someone asked Rupert Murdoch why our political discourse is so angry and infantile. Murdoch's answer was, "Because David Paterson is blind and can't read braille." (The correct answer is "Rupert Murdoch.") More » -
#already
Introducing the David Paterson 2010 Campaign
Oh boy. Clinton campaign strategist and avowed Mark Penn-enemy Harold Ickes is running David Paterson's reelection campaign, apparently, so let's all pray for a divisive and lengthy primary battle. (Maybe it can be racially charged, too!) More » -
#spitzerfiles
The Spitzer Files: Today Offers to Help Spitzer's Flack Land a Job at NBC
For our next installment of the Spitzer Files—our collection of e-mails between flacks and reporters during Eliot Spitzer's downfall—we bring you the tale of the Today producer who offered to help a flack find a job at NBC.
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#parochialnews
Rahm Emanuel Accidentally Makes David Paterson Look Tough, Sympathetic
Oh, Rahm. Why must you meddle? Emanuel and White House political director Patrick Gaspard tried to force New York governor David Paterson out of the 2010 election to make room for Andrew Cuomo and they just made everything worse. More » -
#parochialnews
Obama Wades Into New York Politics, Poorly
So. Obama sent New York governor David Paterson a letter asking him to not run for governor. Dumb! Because David Paterson is sensitive! And New York needs a governor who does not think everyone is out to get him. More » -
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#politics
Clinton to Run for New York Guv, Republicans with No Clinton Connections Claim
Hmm! Former McCain blogger and current Weekly Standard blogger Michael Goldfarb says his boss says two sources say Hillary Clinton is going to resign as Secretary of State to run for... Governor of New York!(?) More » -
#americasmayor
Giuliani Weighing NY Gov Run, But He Really Shouldn't
Failed presidential candidate and "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani has been shuffling around New York to shuck up support for a potential Gubernatorial run come 2010, but should really reconsider. Because, honestly, his dreams will likely be squashed. Thus, a warning.... More » -
#stalkerdeluxe
Why is Gov. Paterson Partying at a Manhattan Nightclub at 1am on a School Night?
Our old friend Tionna Smalls just messaged us to say that she's partying at Taj on West 21st along with the Governor of New York, about whom Tionna says, "He need to get his ass home." More » -
#gossiproundup
Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Former Star reporter Kate Major's definitely one kind of whore, the other, not so sure. Whorebaiting gov'nuhs, too! Walter Cronkite, here? Yeah. Also: Frank McCourt. Paris Hilton, the Chelsea Hotel, some Indie Rock FAIL. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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#parochialnews
New York State Senate Might Convene Tomorrow! (Or Not)
So. What's up in Albany? Nothing. Nothing at all. It has actually been too depressing to even occasionally update you. Well, it's also been kind of funny. But now something might happen! More » -
#smallvictories
Paterson Wins Union Concessions, Support
Hey, David Paterson won a political battle! But he did it on a Friday afternoon, so no one will notice, or care. -
#thekennedys
Caroline Un-Blames Her Kids For Making Her Not Get That Senate Seat
Remember how Vanity Fair said Caroline Kennedy's kids made her stop running for Senate, and we were all "nuh uh"? She went on the TV to prove us right! More » -
#race
Governor Tries to 'Blind Joke' His Way Out of Lawsuit
Huh. David Paterson settled a discrimination suit filed by a guy who says the governor fired him because of his race. But David Paterson is our first black governor! Oh, the guy is white. More » -
#thegays
Two Uninfluential Voices Come Out In Support of Gay Marriage
Good news, gays: David Paterson and Meghan McCain want you to have the right to marry! So any day now, you can look forward to equality. More » -
#thegays
Bill O'Reilly May Soon Have to Flee New York Because of All the Gay Marriage
Not to be outdone by Vermont, New York Gov. David Paterson will introduce a bill legalizing same-sex marriage on Thursday. More » -
#seandelonas
David Paterson's Like Mr. Magoo Cause They're Both Blind, Ha Ha
You know, it's been more than a month since hateful NY Post cartoonist Sean Delonas drew an offensive (and uncreative!) cartoon. Maybe he's not so bad...wait, did he just mock a blind man, for blindness? More » -
#letters
Governor Paterson's Epic Mash Note to Former Aide
David Paterson: no one likes him anymore, though he's still better than the last, like, 10 governors. We only like him more after reading his insane love letter to his disgraced former aide. More »
