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more about #davidsedaris more comments → iplaudius: It put hair on his chest. And a monkey on his shoulder. ... more » BadUncle: I prefer breast beer. more » Kid Twist: The Santaland Dairies. more » CaptainFantastic: The monkey is appropriately rolling its eyes. more » Trulymadlyme: Truthfully? A random pregnant woman passed him the creamer canister in Starbucks. But that sort of antidote won't get you published in the New Yorker more » nicepony: Sedaris recycles the same 5 stories every couple of years and gives them a new cover. Doubt the milk story ever happened. more » misslinda: If she also offered him a chocolate chip cookie, I might forgive him. more » Smitros: What one would expect from a monkey-toucher. more » son of spam: And that's how you catch teh gay. more » -
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Indeed, Why Wouldn't He?
"A nursing mother offered me a taste of her pre-pumped breast milk, and I took her up on it," announces David Sedaris, to a reporter. [NYT] -
