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more about #demographics more comments → onebadclam: I'm anxious to read the report from the Cutest Vampire symposium. more » BookishLookish: Nice London street team. I am down on tweens and shan't quit ripping them. --Jack the Tweeter more » heartbreakturnip: In, British-ese, "Miley Cyrus" means, "Twinks in Drag." FYI. more » misslinda: I'm getting the sense that this summit, which involves mardi gras beads and cellphone displays, is less about empowering girls and more about getting ... more » Chore Boy: Miley Cyrus UK Street Team has a ghetto pass for life after that shootout at the White Castle with the Spanish Gangster Disciples. MCST=Street cred a... more » Trixie from Toronto: I am totally borrowing elements of this dream from my pal Hortense, but I hope all of her children grow up to be outrageously gay -- Richard Simmons-y... more » Lysergic Asset: Since this isn't Jezebel, I hope I'm allowed to say: she really needs a bra. more » unclevanya: Attractive? more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: She can't be off the show for too long. Someone needs to support the family, and I don't think her hubby is working too hard. more » lobstr: Trust me, the ladies are slipping fertility drugs into Lizbeth's coffee so they can have half a year of calm.. However, I did miss lil miss yappy for ... more » lobstr: At first I thought the daisy mention was in reference to the life clocks embedded in everyone's palms in Logan's Run, but in that scenario everyone is... more » jasonelias: I wouldn't be surprised if this child makes her leave the show. She seems beside herself anyway with Obama in office, 75% of her shtick is gone, no W.... more » pufflehuff: Sigh. What sort of a world do we live in when Hasselbeck procreates thrice, and yet Fortune will not bring forth Tinsley-Topper progeny? Even a tiny J... more » PandoraSpocks: I knew there was something amiss when I read that those octuplets were born in Bellflower, which makes Hoboken look like the Rue du Mont-Blanc. (That ... more » Wrapitup: Breeding is the new black. more » -
#theyouth
How Are We Empowering Our Tweens Today?
Tween girls: They're not just "sexting" and squealing all the time, as the media would lead you to believe. Instead, they're attending the "National Tween Girl Summit" to overcome juvenile, ignorant media stereotypes and be empowered, like so: More » -
#futuredisasters
Hasselbeck Is The View's Designated Breeder
Attractive blonde piranha Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant again. She and her husband Tim Hasselbeck already have two kids, Grace, 3, and Taylor, 1. Now a third is coming. Oh lord, make it stop! More » -
#marketing
Disney to Give Boys Their Own Screeching Icons
For years, the likes of Hannah Montana and the Jonas Bros. have ruled the kiddie icon market. No more. Soon, heterosexual boys will have their own channel full of crappy Disney tween characters from hell. More » -
#losers
Mark Penn Has a Well-Compensated Newspaper Job, Still No Justice in Universe
Mark Penn should be shot from a cannon into the deepest part of the ocean. Instead he has a new Wall Street Journal column! Let's read it, and cry. More » -
