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more about #dinalohan more comments → Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Is he asking God if that's enough? What a way to end your prayers! #michaellohan more » Buttafooco: I've got to get some of that hairspray he's using. That shit's got to have some bondo in it. more » heywhat: Risking electrocution? It wasn't even raining that hard. And is God supposed to be saving her from her asshole, fame hungry parents or from drugs and... more » sparkyl: "Amen. Did you get that? You need to reshoot? Was the light good enough? The audio? Sure, I'll stay as long as you need to get a good shot. Anyth... more » jasonelias: Blame it on the rain! #michaellohan more » epiclady: Since no lightning bolt came down and mercifully incinerated this twat, we now have video evidence that there is no God. #michaellohan more » princesslala: Ugh. DOUCHEBAG DAD. Drugs were her logical option. Sadly, I have become so religiously intolerant over the years that I can't stomach anyone praying a... more » abettertomorrow: Is the gossip industry really that big? Isn't it just 4 or 5 magazines, a couple of cable tv channels, and a bunch of free web sites? Maybe 500M a y... more » Matt Cherette: TOXIC PARENT! #michaellohan more » deardearfriend: Michael Lohan needs HIS dad to do an intervention. #michaellohan more » DahlELama: Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson... more » resipsaloquacious: Fergie it is not polite to mention in an interview that you wish your husband had a bigger cock. But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressi... more » nowmedusa: I don't get the "even if it's with girls" line. Is she suggesting that pedophilia wouldn't be cheating, but being with an age-appropriate woman would?... more » Matt Cherette: In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her paren... more » drunkexpatwriter: You know, given the shit that her parents put her through starting at a really young age, I sorta have some sympathy for LiLo punching her mom. Like,... more » -
#wingnuts
Michael Lohan Reality Pilot 'Leak': Standing In Rain, Trying To Be Electrocuted For Lindsay
The problem when discerning truth from fiction in the essential matter that's Lindsay Lohan's wellness is: all parties involved are fame-hungry. When estranged Michael Lohan wants to help his daughter, it almost elicits empathy. Almost. Except it just got scary. More » -
#gossiproundup
Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More » -
#gossiproundup
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Kelly Bensimon Needs a Smell Test
Kelly Bensimon has odor issues. Marge Simpson will have a 3-page Playboy spread. Isaiah Washington's still having a hard time finding work. And Nicolas Cage has a lot of money the government wants. Enjoy your Friday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna, Guy Ritchie in Fierce "Retard" Battle
Divorces are ugly business. That's what we can learn from today's gossip roundup, which includes Madonna and Guy Ritchie acting like children, Peter Brant taking on Stephanie Seymour's fashion habit and, on another note, the return of Tina Fey's Palin. More » -
#opencaption
Her Eyes Were Watching Shoes
[Lindsay Lohan pitches a fit while shopping in SoHo yesterday with mom Dina. Image via X17] -
#gossiproundup
Is Nicholas Cage the New Wesley Snipes?
IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More » -
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#orangeyouglad
Donald Trump And Other Orange Celebs
Donald Trump was on The View this morning with his daughter Ivanka and his fake tan appeared so orange that he looked like an Oompa Loompa. Naturally, we felt compelled to make this video. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
"Photographers?? How Horrible!"
[Dina Lohan, terrific mother of Lindsay, arrives for a family dinner; image via INF] -
#pranks
E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Boy, that Chelsea Handler really nailed scary Twitter-using celebrity mom Dina Lohan on Chelsea Lately! Except for one small problem: Lohan doesn't actually use Twitter. More » -
#pranks
Comic Genius Behind Dina Lohan's Fake Tweets Outed
A LiveJournal user says the brilliant mind behind the crazed tweets of celebrity mom Dina Lohan is a 24-year-old Michigan man named Matt Cherette. Cherette, who's confessed, has a career in Hollywood awaiting him. More » -
#celebritards
Lohan Mom's Twitter Stupid — or Crazy Smart
Either Lindsay Lohan's entire crazy family is really on Twitter, or the world's best comedy writers have taken to the medium. Here are Dina Lohan's Twitter tales of bad tea, insidious censorship, and "HATERS." More » -
#gossiproundup
New Career for Dina Lohan: Hobo
She's done reality TV and (horrifyingly) interviewed her own daughter on the red carpet, and now Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay and presumably other children, has an exciting new job opportunity: creepy Long Island transient. More »
