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more about #disney more comments → NotChoinski: Oh, c'mon. "The Presidential Address To Extend Mideast War Another Year" is a perennial favorite at our house. The kids love it! more » m4ximusprim3: Luckily for everyone, ACBC will be shown on some cable channel EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CHRISTMAS. Seriously people, it's on like 5 times a week. more » fuzzymuffins: this is exactly why i have charlie brown on DVD. whilst obama gives a reason for more guns, i'll still have my excuse for egg nog and rums..... more » Spirit Fingers: I say we make like these guys and do it ourselves! more » OMG! Ponies!: Fuck you, Barack! Give your stupid address during Kwanzaa. Or did Jeremiah Wright forbid that?! Lousy secret Muslims trying to usurp our country an... more » Lymed: I think this is the most patriotic act the President has taken. The interspecies relationships portrayed in A Charlie Brown Christmas are a major rea... more » Magister: It's because Linus goes on about the wrong "savior". more » Bobby Big Wheel: Good grief. more » lobstr: Only in Charlie Brown specials, Ovaltine commercials, and your occasional Full House episode do children en masse speak in unison. more » AzureTexan: I think it was when Barack took a Bunsen burner to Frosty, in the area of his corncob pipe and button nose, that I began to lose the faith. more » Private Hangnail: Next year we'll be treated to a lengthly speech on climate change during the annual airing of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. This is because t... more » raincoaster: Because every goddam person on Earth should already own this video, that's why. It's to punish dumb, evil people. That's why. more » Swifter: Like most things at Gawker, this is a bit of a reach. more » BowlingForDollars: That Obama should be stopped. Messing with Jesus, Christmas and Charlie Brown??? I knew he was godless, but this is too much! more » HenryLovesFonzie: Wait. But what about The Hills season finale tonight?! It won't interfere with that, will it? more » -
#specialprogramming
Barack Obama Hates Jesus, Christmas, and Charlie Brown
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#strangeencounters
Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place
It was too much to ask, but in the legends of television, Heather Locklear has been endowed with the powers of a superhero. And now we finally know, even even Amanda can't ride in to save us from ourselves. More » -
#traderoundup
Hollywood to Actresses: Drop Dead!
It's never been a good time not to be a guy in Hollywood, but if there were a bad time, it would be the moment when Sony pops the champagne cork on its grosses for 2012 and Terminator: Salvation. More » -
#traderoundup
Taylor Swift's Conquest of All Show Business Nearly Complete
If there's one thing Hollywood loves it's a young overnight success. And if there's one thing Hollywood loves to destroy, it's a young overnight success. Congratulations Taylor Swift, the spotlight is yours. More » -
#badideas
Mickey Mouse's 'Naughty' Makeover Promises to be Disturbing
Disney's beloved panda-rodent mascot is getting a video game makeover, and it'll give you more nightmares than the time he emptied all those buckets for that jerkface sorcerer. Because this time the nightmares might be, um, sexy? More » -
#miramax
Miramax President Quits as Indie Film Sector Enters Death Throes
In the past few months, Disney boss Robert Iger has been on a tear; first firing his beloved film chief, Dick Cook. Now scaling back the company's specialty division, the once hallowed Miramax, to basically nothing. More » -
#dystopianfuture
Disney Store's New Look, Brought to You by Steve Jobs
Disney, realizing that its shopping mall outposts are under performing, will soon join forces with Apple to make every visit an "experience." So they're calling on Steve Jobs. More » -
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#swashbuckling
Johnny Depp's Threat Not to Make Pirates 4 Collapses on Day 10
Johnny Depp made a big deal about making known his dissatisfaction after his friend Dick Cook was ousted from Disney last week. Apparently he's already forgotten about that. More » -
#seeyourealsoon
Disney Movie Chief out in Showbiz Shocker
In a move that took all of Hollywood by surprise, Disney Studios Chairman Dick Cook announced late yesterday that he was stepping down. More » -
#powergrabs
Disney's Marvel Deal Forces DC's Hand
In a battle between Mickey Mouse and Superman, most people would put their money on Superman. Well, that's almost true. Sure, Superman would definitely kill Mickey, but the Mouse has Disney power, and that Disney power forced Superman's company's hand. More » -
#powergrabs
Disney Buys Marvel, Now in Business with Every Studio in Hollywood
It was announced today that Disney shelled out $4 billion for Marvel Entertainment, Inc. Not only does it now own Spider-Man, the X-Men, and Iron Man, but is also in business with almost every Hollywood studio. What a tangled web! More » -
#geeksonparade
Disney Staging Its Own, Narcissistic Comic-Con
Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo. More » -
#deathmouse
Disney World Killing Everybody
Three Disney World employees have died at work in the last month and a half. Disney World is a hellish soul-eating death vortex. More » -
#strangebedfellows
David Mamet to Put His Copious Words in Anne Frank's Mouth
Disney and David Mamet are working on a new film version of ninth grade staple The Diary of Anne Frank. We only pray there will be no cursing riffs, animated mice, or musical numbers. [Variety] -
#firings
Disney Finally Kicks 'The Bens' to the Curb For Sucking
In a move sure to inspire more film-geek loin-warming than Monica Bellucci, Disney has fired the unbelievably horrible Ben Lyons, who pronounced I Am Legend "one of the greatest movies ever made," and Ben Mankiewicz, as At the Movies co-hosts. More » -
#recessionomics
America's Creepiest Town Wants You
The Way We Live Now: Disneyfied! You can buy into Disney's simulacrum of an American community right now—cheap! It's the only place left without wild dogs roaming the trash-filled deserted main streets. More » -
#accidents
Disney's Scariest Ride: The Monorail Crash
At Walt Disney World in Orlando, around 2 A.M last night: two monorails collided. One employee piloting the monorail was killed, no tourists were seriously injured.
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#talkingdirty
Bush Gardens: China's Sex Theme Park
The notoriously unsexy People's Republic of China is trying to shed their rep for flaccid views on sexuality. In fact, a sex-oriented theme park is rising right now. More » -
#tvwars
Mickey Mouse Assimilated By Hulu Aliens
The extraterrestrials at Hulu have staged another coup in their bid to take over television. Disney has struck up a deal with the online video site, meaning we get ABC shows now. More »
