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more about #dogs more comments → unfuckwithable: What, no Watch, TiVo, Kill breakdown? more » lostarchitect: Oh, I don't know. "Doctor Frumpykins, Esquire" sounds like a pretty good name for an English bulldog, if you ask me. more » skt.smth: Please, please let the developmentally challenged kid's father be played by Chris Burke (Corky from "Life Goes On") so we can have an unexpected and c... more » BxgrlJeri: I do not know why dogs, who are innately wonderful, are saving Christmas, which is innately horrible. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Foster, I hate to get all Christmasy on your ass at this early date, but I'm going with "A Dog Named Christmas" and here's why. First of all, you you... more » Atilla the Bun: The golden retrievers in that picture are going to hella pissed that you are suggesting they are in fact labrador retrievers, their prime inter-specie... more » Adah: So what I'm taking away from this is that Foster hates Christmas and puppies. God, New York really does make people evil. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: The Dog Who Saved Kwanzaa more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: An excellent display of the benefits of dogged determination. Glad you threw him a bone. That's certainly something to chew on. more » ericajane: Sienna Miller! 10/19/09. Outside APC on Mercy St Soho. Walking her dog, dressed smart casual. She was small and pretty and very normal looking. #sta... more » Scullery_Maid: I cannot summon any of the 3 Holy S's (snark, snippiness, or sarcasm) where Cesar is concerned. I have a happy pack of 3 rescued border collies thanks... more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: As a magazine with a light and interesting topic AND cute pics, without any beauty tips and ugly expensive clothes, I would pick it up at my dentist's... more » City_Dater: I love me some Dog Whisperer, but what the Pinkett-Smith rottweilers might have had to do to fix that marriage is not a can of worms to open in public. more » Nic Fit: I would like a cat version, please. Buying Cat Fancy is just too embarrassing. more » RonMwangaguhunga: I was not a believer in the whole animal whispering thing until I saw Cesaar. The guy really seems to be some sort of Ambassador or emissary between c... more » -
#killyourtelevision
Christmas-Saving Dogs Fight Raging Battle Royale For Prime-Time Network Domination
Tomorrow night, a TV ratings battle for the ages. Two dogs, on two different networks, will attempt to save Christmas. In doing so, they will demonstrate the completely brainsucking, disturbingly palpable lack of originality in television programming. New lows, ahead. More » -
#puppies
Skateboarding Dogs Show Resiliency In The Face Of Difficult Job Markets
After his original breakout video was appropriated by evil corporate behemoths—he didn't even get a chance to show everyone his sick new kickflip—Armstrong Flooring gave Skateboarding Bulldog an all new tape. Rad. But is it the original pooch? More » -
#brightspots
Famous People And Dogs: A Super Team
Celebrities and pets: The last two subjects that Americans care to read about. More » -
#theolds
Cindy Adams: Crazy Dog Lady
Cindy Adams' New York Post columns appear to be produced by a random word-generator machine. Her visage appears to be produced by Botox and shellac. So it is unsurprising to find that she is a Helsmley-level ratdog nut. More » -
#animalrights
Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
Lilly the five-legged puppy was born to be a star. But some misguided "dog lover" types are determined to see to it that she never achieves her Freak Show career dream! You monsters. More » -
#obits
Taco Bell Chihuahua Gets Chalupa in Heaven
Gidget, canine utterer of those unforgettable words, "Yo quiero Taco Bell," has passed away at the age of 15—90 in human years. Gidget was a consummate actress; in real life, she preferred kibble. Remember the 90s? More » -
#injustice
It's A Cop-Shoot-Dog World Out There
The most silent victims of crime busts: dogs. Poor pups get executed by rabid cops who shoot first, bark questions last. Now, Maryland cops have to report to the governor's office whenever they kill a pooch. [Daily Beast] -
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#advertising
People Love Fire Pee Dog
It's Friday, and here is your weekly salute to the creative men and women of the advertising industry: Flamethrower-butt dog. Click to marvel. Enjoy your weekend. [Illegal Advertising via Adrants] -
#scandals
Canned! Pug Puke Arrestee Too Hot For TV
Chrissie Brodigan, captured the hearts and minds of New York after pulling her puking pug dog off the L train and subsequently getting arrested for it. Now, she's been fired from her job. This has gone too far! More » -
#scandals
Pug Puke Contretemps May Make Pug Mom a Temp!
Chrissie Brodigan was victimized once, when her pug dog threw up on the L train. She was victimized again when she was arrested for the puking incident. Now she may lose her job. More » -
#conspiracies
Puking Pug Police Coverup Goes All the Way to the Top
Was puking pug dog owner Chrissie Brodigan roughed up by the NYPD simply for tending to her dog, and its throwup? The most powerful cop in New York is now involved in the case. Read between the lines, people.
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#controversies
Pukey Pug Hugger or Kooky Jew Boo-er?
Yesterday, Chrissie Brodigan said she was manhandled by a cop and arrested just because her pug dog threw up on the L train. But the cop says she's a raving anti-Semite! Let's explore this breathtakingly minor controversy.
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#brooklyn
If you read one profanity-laced diatribe about labradoodle owners today, let it be this one.
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#recessionomics
Things To Give Up On
The Way We Live Now: In rubble, soaked in our own urine. Americans are giving up on baseball. Iraqis are giving up on jobs. And entire cities are giving up on existence and bulldozing themselves. More » -
#shutupbrooklyn
Killer Dog Rampage in Park Slope 'Tot Lot!'
The perpetually put-upon parents of Park Slope have yet another outrage to face! Already battling listserv fees and fighting sexist hats, the yups must now contend with dogs trying to eat their babies! More » -
#violence
L.E.S. Celebudogs in Twee Clash
Let's say an angry pit bull has a Menace Factor of 10. But make it a Japanese DJ's dog facing off against a "Celebrity facialist's" Yorkie on the L.E.S., and the Menace is, like, three. More » -
#art
Mickey Rourke Peed Upon by Star Dog
Hello, pancake painter-to-the-stars Dan Lacey has completed another work of art suggested by you, the celebrity-obsessed Gawker readers. Today: "Mickey Rourke and the canine-star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua urinating on him." More » -
#shamelesspandering
A Nation Sighs as Obama Puppy Crisis Finally Ends
The Obama girls are finally getting that puppy next week, and their father has managed to cap the drawn-out saga of the pup's acquisition with a masterful bit of political pageantry: It's a Kennedy dog!
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