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more about #drama more comments → johnny_carsick: Hot Dog! Wacko Wifey Cooks Horndog Hubby's Goose! more » FrozenHaddock: From the Post reader comments: "If he had done the same thing to her, he'd be in jail right now and wouldn't be out for 10 years. But she'll walk, co... more » gawkimo: "South Carolina lawmen are now saying he never should have been free." Big surprise. This is a part of the country that still believes in mob justice.... more » ithabeleng metesunyane: What is "common law" robbery? Is that when you rob your common law wife? more » scroll_lock: I applaud a state taking a vigorous stand against violent offenders by refusing to release anyone with more than 26 pages to their rap sheets. more » DahlELama: Phew, thank God Mark Sanford is always on guard, keeping his state safe. How about a little gratitude for the governor, you bastards? more » The Real JR: Is he technically a serial killer? Because with the randomness of the victims, the non-type of victim and the time span within which all this occurred... more » BookishLookish: First serial killer ever without a middle name. more » spraytanman: Ha was thinking the same thing. In fact I dont think I have ever seen a sketch that resembeled the person. I am curious if those police sketches are m... more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Gaffney; what this post needs is a picture of the big peach adjacent to I-85 that looks more like a freshly spanked butt then a peach. (No matter how ... more » whoneedslight: He looks absolutely nothing like either one of the sketches. That's reassuring. more » Kid Twist: He was killed in Gastonia, NORTH Carolina. more » Queen of the Passive Aggressives: The press conference noted a 25 page rap sheet. Can't psychologists detect "crazy eyes" yet and get these whackos off the steets permanently ? more » CaptainFantastic: I volunteer to comfort laid-off models. This will consist of taking them to steak dinners and offering them a place to sleep. more » BadUncle: Halston, the iconic 70s brand overseen by fashion plate Harvey Weinstein: I wish that read "Harvey Fierstein." more » -
#sexwars
Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
In a lesser town, Emmanuel "Ojo" Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, we have tabloids! More » -
#crime
Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
Police in North Carolina have shot and killed the man they believe is the serial killer responsible for five murders in South Carolina in the past week. More » -
#fashion
Fashion Houses Are Burning
High-end fashion houses selling the most unnecessary of luxury products at outrageous prices: might the collapse of the global economy give them some troubles? Yes, it turns out. Bad troubles. More » -
#mysteries
Billionaire Indian Tycoon Stars in John le Carré Novel Come to Life
Let's see, a technician working for one of the most powerful billionaires in India reports that somebody tried to sabotage the guy's helicopter to kill him, then the technician is mysteriously killed. Real, no movie: More » -
#biopics
Madoff Movie To Be Just as Good as Madoff's Business
Here's the poster for the sure-to-be-classic upcoming low-budget Bernie Madoff biopic, dynamically titled "Made Off With America." Yes, they did use the bald eagle/flag clip art, thank you. The auditions are also dynamic! More » -
#drama
Jewish Damsel in Distress Rescued By Swashbuckling Gays
It looked touch-and-go there for a moment, but the Sarah Silverman Program will be returning to Comedy Central for another season. Who do we have to thank for this? Big old honking gay folks. More » -
#television
Homeland Security Thwarts Foreign Sandwich
If you are not watching the heroic men and women keeping our borders safe in the dramatic ABC show Homeland Security, then realize that you are missing the single most asinine show on television. More » -
#directaction
Revolution Strikes the NYU Food Court!
Not to alarm you sheep out there as you go about your bourgeois activities this morning, but you should be aware that that the NYU student center food court has been occupied by revolutionaries!! More » -
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#drama
Obama Repeats Oath Without Bible
Barack Obama knew his mangled presidential oath would be used against him forever, so he made America's comically inarticulate chief justice and some reporters come to a do-over party. More » -
#lapdance
Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
If you're waiting anxiously for the Tucker Max movie release, you can look forward to this too: Jersey gossip Chaunce Hayden (pictured) has written a movie about stripper palace Scores. He sent us a summary! More »
