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more about #drewbarrymore more comments → Swifter: That's a great picture of Taylor Momsen. more » lostarchitect: isn't this the two of them together? more » intime: What happened to Casey Johnson's belly button? That is the weirdest looking freaky belly button I have ever seen! And who would go to bed with that ... more » KikiCanuck: Hands down, the best part is the Grandpa-type figure at left, looking at Lennard the supermodel/theft victim, like "who is this giant, angry, hooker?"... more » adiam7: Shaq's has to be careful. The NBA has separated him and Gilbert Arenas and the emails speak for themselves. He should just give her a settlement and... more » adiam7: The Supermodel I never heard of has her name in her underwear like I did, courtesy of my mother, for camp? more » BettyCrocker: The only person who could rock either of those "dresses" and make them work is Lady Gaga, and that would be with the addition of the metal bra that sh... more » AzureTexan: It's interesting that we're calling the vibrator "used" rather than "gently pre-owned." more » FormerEnglishMajor: Casey has the strangest bellybutton I've ever seen, or else it's a satellite dish communicating with her alien overlords. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I am trying to think of a party where either outfit in the pictures above would be appropriate. Monster Trucks at the Frick Collection? Bulgari's Bik... more » i'm a bottle: I think I'm developing a little Internet-crush on Casey Johnson. I wonder whether she'd date me. more » Mo MoDo: Blind item yesterday about a jock who needs 'discipline' and today a news item about Shaq's divorce. Way to try to one-up Tiger. more » i'm a bottle: Casey Johnson seems like that sort of girl that you wouldn't bring home to meet mother. Well, unless mother is cool with other people using her sex t... more » Magister: Wouldn't large thumbs help market the movie? It could be like a subtle Sissy Hankshaw reference. more » katekate is squared: One of the comments on that Megan Fox article is "Megan Fox is dumb as a doornail." I cannot stop laughing. more » -
#gossiproundup
Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson may have gone psycho for a model who likes to cling octogenarians; everyone obsesses over Tiger Woods' mistress; Westchester reprimands Richard Gere for chopping down trees. Tuesday's gossip ranges from sordid lechery to suburban ennui. More » -
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The Freaky Thumbed Nature of Megan Fox's Sexual Superpowers
Megan Fox has super special sexual powers. Avril Lagine's love-life is "komplicayted," or however she spells it. Jon Gosselin is still around. Justin Timberlake's a funny drunk. Babies, rappers, Yokos, McSteamies, and more! Presenting your Rosh Hashana Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#precaps
The Wire Will Not Win an Emmy This Year Either
That's because Mad Men and 30 Rock will take the big prizes. For the second year in a row, shows we actually like are poised to take home the gold. Neil Patrick Harris is hosting too! More » -
#opencaption
"Oh Reggie, After This We Should Go See What Betty and Dilton Are Up To."
[That's Drew Barrymore in New York with Justin Long, who is dressed like a character in an 80s-era Stan Goldberg-drawn Archie comic; image via INF] -
#gossiproundup
Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
Farrah finally agrees to marry Ryan before she dies, FHM names Megan Fox the hottest woman in the universe, Paris Hilton finds a new animal to ride, Jake and Reese dress up alike and a Fox News divorce. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan in 'It's Complicated' Reunion
All relationships are "complicated," Facebook: Heidi Montag can't sell pictures of her stupid re-wedding, so why bother; Miley Cyrus is sheepishly two-timing and LiLo and SamRo restored a tenuous digital connection. More » -
#notabene
If you missed HBO's Grey Gardens yesterday, On-Demand it. It was beautiful. Drew Barrymore? Wow.
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#opencaption
"I Sure Wish Great Aunt Ethel Would Stop Using My Body..."
[Drew Barrymore, now a serious actress because of "Grey Gardens", out in New York last night; image via INF] -
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#exclusive
More On HBO's Grey Gardens: "The Hallmark Of Aristocracy Is Responsibility"
HBO's Grey Gardens — premiering April 18 — satisfies the hunger fans have for more on the Beale women better than pâté, ice cream and hotplate-boiled corn. We know, cause we got a copy. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Two New Seasons of Friday Night Lights Just Begging to Be Ignored Completely
Your favorite football series returns, Drew Barrymore's dating Justin Long again, NYC film gets a tax break, plus movies about babysitters and killer crazy girls. More » -
#gossiproundup
Padma Lakshmi Did Not Freak Out at Schiller's, Says Person Who Is Paid to Say Nice Things About Padma Lakshmi
Padma claims she's innocent, the Spellings are fighting again, Matt Damon's wife married better than you did, Drew Barrymore's sucking face again, Rihanna's gonna be in a movie, Jennifer Aniston's definitely not sucking face again. More » -
#defamerattractions
Psychic Dakota Fanning Sadly Didn't See Drew Barrymore's Steamroller Coming
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and neither here nor there at the movies. This week: America's Into You, Oscar shorts go to war, and Push comes to shove. More » -
#kindbuds
35 Celebrities Who Smoke Pot
Over the weekend, a picture of Michael Phelps smoking a bong was made public. What's the big deal? It's not like he's the first (or last) celeb to toke. [Jezebel] -
#shortends
Armed and Bagelicious
· Two guys disguised themselves as Hasids and stole $4 million in diamonds from a 47th St. wholesaler. Also stolen: Snatch's plot. It's all really a testament to how natural-looking synthetic payos have become. More » -
#gossiproundup
Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
Tom Cruise bought a special car to ward off anti-Scientology protesters and other agents of Xenu; Britney Spears can ward off the blues with the sari from her new boyfriend. More »
