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more about #drunks more comments → Baroness: That dragon is peeing on her. And Paris sort of likes it, before the disfiguring car crash. more » pmarble: She's got a dragon in her pocket and baby he's ready to roar? Wait. No. more » shostakobitch: Forget it Hamilton, it's Chinatown. more » miss_msry: Are they riffing on Paris Hilton and her armpit chihuahuas? more » AzureTexan: That big lizard is the ideal mascot for the advertised drink, 'cause with such low alcohol the night will just drag on. more » Airvault: She goes to Chinatown and gets a dragon and all I've ever gotten was Kung Pao chicken and a STD? I have to stop drinking Joose. more » Richard Lawson: No longer chasing the dragon, Cindy gets drunk. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: She looks like Tiger's wife, no? more » m4ximusprim3: Apparently Honah-lee resembles vegas at night. PP&M had it all wrong. more » Fry_Bread_Power: The dragon is rubber-necking at the group of pedestrians the driver just mowed through. more » iplaudius: Her eyes are not closed. She’s a slanty-eyed Chinese lady enjoying a slanty-eyed Chinese beverage, YOU RACIST. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: If she keeps stroking reptiles, she's going to catch Gator AIDS. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: They should have gotten Roman Polanski to endorse it. more » Mo MoDo: Sounds like he was on the Rush Limbaugh Underage Girls and Illegal Drugs package tour. #crazies more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: The combination of Benadryl, sleeplessness and being a complete fuckbag often results in outbursts like this one. #crazies more » -
#drunks
How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
Bad enough the lady is drinking and driving with only one hand because she's holding a (hallucinated?) dragon in the other hand. Also, her eyes are closed. [Copyranter. Click to enlarge.]
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#thefriendlyskies
Sleepless Benadryl-Crazed PR Man Just Wanted Some Wine, Officer
Washington, DC PR man David Bass has a perfectly good explanation for why he was charged with a felony for disrupting a flight: He was all hopped up on Benadryl! He was awake traveling for fivethree days! He wanted wine! More » -
#advertising
Are Booze Ads Making You a Drunk?
Whoa: The British Medical Association is urging a complete ban on alcohol advertising and sponsorships in England, home to many drunks. But the media needs that money! Who's more disingenuous here—ad agencies, media companies, or doctors? It's close! More » -
#videuhoh
Amy Winehouse Rap Attempt a True Horror Show
Yeesh! Former singer and current train wreck Amy Winehouse recently spent a screechy, ear-splitting night rapping. It's on video. And it's just awful. More » -
#drunkhistory
Everybody at the New York Times Used to Be So Wasted Every Day
"Those rewrite men—some of them were so drunk!" So begins Gay Talese's entertaining reminiscence on just how drunk the New York Times was, in his day. Mad Men? "Hell. The drinking that went on in journalism was beyond that." More » -
#usatoday
Newspapers, Winos Find More Common Ground
Just like the Hobo New York Times, USA Today now has its own wine club. But! Theirs has "a unique twist." No cliches? No, that's not it! More » -
#drunks
Morning Joe Is a TV Show About Drugs and the News Hosted By Tweakers
All MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, Mike Brzezinski, Willie Geist, and their biker-gang of strung-out analysts talk about is getting drunk and high. Here's a video compilation, with Brzezinski staring blankly at the camera and saying "vodka" over and over again. More » -
#science
Nine Out of Ten Drunks Deny Driving
How many of you are "binge drinkers," meaning you had five drinks in a night once last month? (All you drunks raise your hands). Now, how many of you drove after getting wasted? (Pause). Liars! Science knows. More » -
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#explanations
Danny DeVito Addresses His Proclivity for Public Drunkenness
Danny DeVito was a guest on Letterman's show last night and Letterman took the opportunity to ask DeVito about his most recent episode of public drunkenness. More » -
#adsweactuallylike
Drunk on Life
An easy alcoholic-tendencies test: Would you do all the stuff you do drunk if you were sober? If you would, you are either really hardcore, or the English guy in this "Don't Be a Lush" commercial. More » -
#heroes
Woman's Laptop, Drunk's Career Saved by Facebook
Carla Pillo Mote, an executive director at a Philadelphia advertising agency, used Facebook-stalking skills to track down the drunk guy who stole her laptop, tax files, and wallet. Too much information is a good thing!
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#holidaze
The Early Show Pretends to Get Drunk for St. Paddy's, Hoda Kotb Does the Real Thing
Ohh Hoda Kotb. The perpetually drunk Today Show hostess was celebrating St. Paddy's day pretty hard on-air this morning. Over at CBS, they were only pretending to drink. Take a cue, Hodes. More » -
#economics
Fancy Artist Can Draw Wherever
Millionaire Japanese pop artist Yoshitomo Nara was arrested by the NYPD this week for drawing on a subway wall. Other "victims" of his precious vandalism took the opposite approach: More » -
#barackobama
Obama Refuses to Admit That He's Irish
Why oh why isn't Barack Obama proud of his hugely important Irish heritage? Wait, didn't you know? The preisdent is 3.1% Irish, and to really annoying Irish people, that is enough. More » -
#hodakathie
While the Kathie Lee Is Away, the Hoda Will Accuse Her of Being a Drunk
It may have seemed for a time that Today fourth hour cohost Hoda Kotb was the drunk of the show. But Hoda has now launched a campaign against Kathie Lee, who's conveniently on vacation. More » -
#videuhoh
Diane Sawyer Still Obviously Intoxicated
The Inaugural Balls went on all night and it looks like Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer enjoyed the open bars. Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense. More »
