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more about #dude more comments → sweetpickles: There will be nothing like snorting up the factory fumes and puffing on a blunt as I head into Newark to get my other illegal activities on. As a New ... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Do any states other than California have the dispensaries though? Or do you just have to grow your own? /lazy more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: This should provide some much-needed medical relief to New Jersey's very own Def Squad. more » scroll_lock: The NJ bill has received generous promotional consideration from the fine people at Funyuns. more » AzureTexan: Unavailable for comment: Cheech and/or Chong. more » m4ximusprim3: holy shit, that's one long unapproved comment. I made it through, but I had to break in the middle for breakfast. Also, that chipmunk is going to tea... more » Mrs. Beeton: I love any story printed in any major newspaper that starts with the word "okay." Style section still counts. more » hatey: Dear Hamilton: Thank you for this photo. It is now my background image, and the file is saved as 'measrodent.' So true. xoxo, Hatey more » blix: Chipmunks are bogarts by nature. more » Gabriel Snyder: In fairness, though, a newspaper published the Saturday after Thanksgiving may as well not exist. more » i'm a bottle: In other news, the Washington Post went to the store to buy ice cream and orange soda but totally forgot the ice cream. more » Airvault: So this gives me permission to reuse my R.W. Apple-bong joke, right? more » Trai_Dep: I'm down with quaffing my pot bong water because it's organic and range-free and all. But does this also mean I have to guzzle down my crystal meth bo... more » God: Everyone should just get high on prayer. #drugs more » BxgrlJeri: That article had the tone of Dragnet. Hilarious. #drugs more » -
#weed
New Jersey Representing Hardcore in Medical Marijuana Wars
New Jersey, a small state hidden under New York City, appears ready to legalize medical marijuana. Maybe before the end of the year! About time. The West Coast is kicking the East Coast's ass at legal weed. More » -
#dude
Washington Post Was Probably So High on Marijuana They Didn't Notice, Ha
Kudos to the Washington Post for its Style section feature today on Med Grow Cannabis College. Who ever heard of such a thing?! Wait. The New York Times had it when? Saturday? This past Saturday? Fucking fuckity fuck. More » -
#beverages
Drink Your Bong Water
The Minnesota Supreme Court has ruled that bong water counts as a controlled substance, and you can be prosecuted for it. Who's that knocking on the door? Drink up, hippies. -
#dude
L.A. Still Total Weed Spot, No Thanks to Lame-o District Attorney
Obama's willing to look the other way on the medical marijuana thing. You know who is not, though? Lawmen in L.A., which is now one big legal weed spot. They are such bitches. More » -
#smoking
The War of the Cloves
Dude, the government lets cigarettes be legal even though they kill like thousands of people. But weed is illegal. And now, dude, cloves are illegal. Cloves! The taste proves they're not killing you! Clove-smoking hippies are fighting back. With cloves! More » -
#drugs
Branding Weed
With the inevitable recession-inspired legalization of marijuana in mind, Print magazine asked some design shops to propose packaging ideas for legal weed. And they agreed, because they love drugs! Click through for a good one, and a bad one. More » -
#trendwatch
Funemployed All Becoming Yoga Hippies
As the ranks of America's idle funemployed swell, many are asking themselves, "Dude, what am I gonna do with myself?" Their answer, increasingly: "I am gonna have a yoga party all day every day, in exchange for room and board." More » -
#champions
Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
While you were all just hanging out last weekend swimming in a pool and smoking weed, Michael Phelps was being quietly reintroduced as a pitchman for Subway. More » -
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#dude
Manic, floating disembodied eyeball in dark alley teaches kids about drugs. As always!
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#dude
Government Not Totally Cool With Weed
Were you under the impression that our new president had pretty much legalized medical marijuana by telling the feds to stop going after growers and sellers? Not quite! More » -
#dude
Los Angeles Just One Big Weed Spot
There are now 600 medical marijuana dispensaries operating in Los Angeles, thanks to a legal loophole. Thanks, The Recession and Attorney General Holder and, most of all, incompetent LA City Council legal staff! This procedural goof's for you, Peter Tosh. -
#dude
This Recession Will Legalize Weed Before It's Over
Barack Obama has already sent subtle signals that the Feds have no interest in prosecuting medical marijuana distributors. Now Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to "study" legalizing marijuana in California. Weed money is too good to resist! More » -
#dude
Weed Cures Cancer!
Tetrahydrocannabinol has been demonstrated to induce human glioma cell death through stimulation of autophagy! That means that weed totally cures cancer. Dude. More » -
#dude
That 'Legalize Medical Marijuana' Thing: Not a Joke
We suspected it; you prayed for it (especially you, hippie); now it has actually happened: the US government is no longer coming after your "medical" marijuana. Dude: More » -
#dude
Obama Pretty Much Legalizes Marijuana
We don't want to over-excite anyone out there on the West Coast who may currently be engaged in wake-and-bake, but marijuana is now, for all practical purposes, legal in 13 states. Thanks to Obama! More » -
#thecinema
Your Tucker Max Movie Update
Remember brotastic internet niche figure Tucker Max and his objectively awful movie script? Where the hell is that flick, huh? Here, your full update on I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, the movie: More »
