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more about #dumbthings more comments → topsy: On behalf of black women everywhere, I would personally like to thank Tiger Woods for keeping his fucking strictly white. White girls, he's all yours! more » heywhat: What does Rush know about the "black frame of mind"? His only black friend is Clarence freakin' Thomas! Did he ask Clarence, who is married to a white... more » mimigoliath: Rush will always be the outrageously, blatantly racist one. But I'm disappointed in Eugene Robinson, of whom I'm a fan. Tiger Woods doesn't have a "st... more » freedc: There is no contest here, Rush is the bigger wet spot. more » Smitros: Robinson's been dogging it for a while now, and this is further proof. more » Spirit Fingers: Well, I understand what Robinson is attempting to say, but I think he's looking at it too simplistically. Tiger does not consider himself a black man.... more » Tara Incognita: I voted for Eugene because, come ON, we expect this bullshit from Rush. more » Atilla the Bun: Jesus...I just clicked on the mediamatters link and listened to the whole quote--it's even worse. Not only does he talk about "THE black frame of min... more » thatgirlinnewyork: any pics of rush's succession of lady friends? the latest one could certainly be considered a "barbie type" more » Sandogg: Good luck with the fourth marriage, fat head! more » Atilla the Bun: Robinson finds it surprising that a rich, powerful man chooses to sleep around with "conventionally attractive" bimbo-Barbie types with big boobs? Wh... more » Helio: Eugene sounds dumb mostly because he's a dude. No black guy is gonna rag on Tiger for fucking a string of white women. Indeed, they would congratulate... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This is reminding me of the French girl who, back in the 80's, attempted to screw every man at the Club Med in Ixtapa. Wonder what ever happened to her. more » BookishLatkeish: It's a tribute to our beautiful black sisters that they wanted no dalliances with Tiger. A Perkins waitress in a church parking lot? Nilla, please. A ... more » econdave: Easy choice. Robinson is just stupid about Tiger, Rush is stupid about an entire group of people. more » -
#polls
Outrage-Off, Tiger Woods Edition: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson
As if a Muslim president wasn't bad enough, now we have a Cablinasian golfer trying steal the white man's women. It's outrageous. The only solution is outrageously stupid pundit statements. Today: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson. Vote below! More » -
#advertising
Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
Catholic lady Joanna Krupa's pose in this new PETA ad (click to enlarge) has the Catholic League's Crazy Bill Donohue upset, but you know who looks like they really like it? The dogs, and that's the point. [Adfreak] -
#god
Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly
"For Christ's Sake," ha: Secular Thanksgiving is over, which means it's time for the Atheist War on Christmas to begin anew. More » -
#solutions
Profusion of "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters successfully ends the recession.
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#bullshit
Wine criticism: Bullshit. Add it to the list.
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#mediacrack
Early Favorite For Time Person of the Year: Something Stupid
In your flippant Friday media column: everyone's very excited about Time's "Person of the Year," as always, Playboy may be sold, fashion magazines stay positive, and CNN decides to waste less money. More » -
#rants
No, That Is Not Anthrax
So far this week, the UN missions of six separate countries have been temporarily shut down and decontaminated because they received envelopes full of flour in the mail. This whole "anthrax" thing is overrated. More » -
#theend
Funemployment: Just About Over
Funemployment! It has been the exclusive province of not just the rich, but also those lucky bastards who received the mythical "severance pay." So how are those severance checks holding up now, hmmmm?
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#mediacrack
Crumbling Newspaper in Crumbling City Crumbling Ethically
In your malicious Monday media column: the Detroit newspaper situation grows more depressing, Mika Brzezinski is one honest lady, Denver Post sportswriters have no opinion on these "sports," and Howard Kurtz is still the King of Boring Conventional Wisdom. More » -
#crime
Utah Authorities Nab McRappin' Teens
Alarmed employees at an American Fork, Utah McDonald's called police when they found a carload of teenagers attempting to "rap" their order in the drive-thru microphone. Authorities issued the hip-hoppers a citation, and the town is calm. For now. [Adfreak] -
#fans
Rush Limbaugh Supports Our Gay Leftist Recessionomics Theory
Every day at this leftist gay gossip site, Gawker, I write a "Recessionomics" column, which is like John Maynard Keynes after a massive head injury, but before he learned anything about economics. Finally, Rush Limbaugh has endorsed its econometrical findings.
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#math
Numerology: Bullshit
This article today does us all a great service by reminding us to remind you that numerology—like the concept of juice-based "cleansing" systems—is bullshit. If you believe in it, stop now. It is so dumb. More » -
#television
Who's Turned on Family Guy?
After much deliberation, Microsoft has decided against sponsoring the upcoming Family Guy special, 'Seth MacFarlane's Holocaust Incest Tampon Hour.' They join an illustrious list of Family Guy haters.
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#sexsells
Cunnilingus Pants Really Work
The message of this advertisement: "A lady cums on your pants, so buy these pants." Compelling, in its own special way. [Copyranter] -
#theolds
Tucker Max repeatedly calls interviewer "sweetie." Is he 87 years old? Only possible explanation.
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#trendwatch
American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
In Sweden—Sweden!—criminals pull off daring cash depot heists with the aid of helicopters. What are America's baddest gangsters up to? Donut shop scams and fake raffles. Are our criminals going soft, and dumb? Yes. More » -
#microtrends
Mark Penn has not published a self-serving WSJ column since 9/16. We miss you, Mark!
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#shutupcollege
College Kids Miss The Point, As Usual
Oh look, the black cartoonist Keith Knight dared to draw a black guy in a noose in this recent K Chronicles strip, and now "Students at a western Pennsylvanian school are outraged." Shut up, Slippery Rock University. More » -
#sportswatch
Cheerleading: Dumb or Too Dumb?
Remember how after Rupert Murdoch bought the Wall Street Journal, he decided the paper should be covering sports more? That was awesome. Today: Is cheerleading stupid, or what? More » -
#crime
Five Ways YouTube Could Land You in Jail
Cyrus Yazdani, the Los Angeles tagger made famous through a YouTube video, has cashed in his viral stardom — for a four-year prison sentence. He's hardly the first delinquent done in by a Web video. More »
