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more about #elisabethhasselbeck more comments → Swifter: That's a great picture of Taylor Momsen. more » lostarchitect: isn't this the two of them together? more » intime: What happened to Casey Johnson's belly button? That is the weirdest looking freaky belly button I have ever seen! And who would go to bed with that ... more » KikiCanuck: Hands down, the best part is the Grandpa-type figure at left, looking at Lennard the supermodel/theft victim, like "who is this giant, angry, hooker?"... more » adiam7: Shaq's has to be careful. The NBA has separated him and Gilbert Arenas and the emails speak for themselves. He should just give her a settlement and... more » adiam7: The Supermodel I never heard of has her name in her underwear like I did, courtesy of my mother, for camp? more » BettyCrocker: The only person who could rock either of those "dresses" and make them work is Lady Gaga, and that would be with the addition of the metal bra that sh... more » AzureTexan: It's interesting that we're calling the vibrator "used" rather than "gently pre-owned." more » FormerEnglishMajor: Casey has the strangest bellybutton I've ever seen, or else it's a satellite dish communicating with her alien overlords. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I am trying to think of a party where either outfit in the pictures above would be appropriate. Monster Trucks at the Frick Collection? Bulgari's Bik... more » i'm a bottle: I think I'm developing a little Internet-crush on Casey Johnson. I wonder whether she'd date me. more » Mo MoDo: Blind item yesterday about a jock who needs 'discipline' and today a news item about Shaq's divorce. Way to try to one-up Tiger. more » i'm a bottle: Casey Johnson seems like that sort of girl that you wouldn't bring home to meet mother. Well, unless mother is cool with other people using her sex t... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Is it just me, or are the ladies togged out in the outfits from the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?" more » Dürer's Rhino: Yeah, I'm not buying the premise that Hasselbeck has had an original thought. more » -
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Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson may have gone psycho for a model who likes to cling octogenarians; everyone obsesses over Tiger Woods' mistress; Westchester reprimands Richard Gere for chopping down trees. Tuesday's gossip ranges from sordid lechery to suburban ennui. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Book Thief?
Potential plagiarist, at least! When author Susan Hassett sent her book Living with Celiac Disease to screechingest View hostess Hasselbeck, perhaps she was seeking some advice or PR. Instead, Hasselbeck published her own similarly-themed book a year later.
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#theview
Barbara Walters Wonders When NY Post Will Be Racist Toward White Monkeys
Whatever intern is tasked with explaining current events to Barbara Walters failed miserably today, as she misunderstood the growing controversy about a perceived-to-be-racist Post cartoon in the most hilarious way possible. More » -
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Classy, Demure Ladies Of 'The View' Basically Call Barbara Walters A Whore
After months of enduring Barbara Walters's insidious campaign of passive-aggression, the hosts of The View (led by Sherri Shepherd) finally had their revenge today by implying she was a veritable painted harlot. More » -
#oscars
Which Date Should Mickey Rourke Bring To The Oscars?
There's a lot of drama surrounding the Oscar race for Best Actor, but it's not about whether Sean Penn will triumph over Mickey Rourke—it's which lovable trainwreck Rourke should bring as his date. More » -
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Watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck Celebrate Return To Pirate Shirts, Insanity
Elisabeth Hasselbeck made a triumphant return to the lunacy-enabling pirate shirt (her favorite!) on today's The View, and you know what that means: crazy outburst time! More » -
#futuredisasters
Hasselbeck Is The View's Designated Breeder
Attractive blonde piranha Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant again. She and her husband Tim Hasselbeck already have two kids, Grace, 3, and Taylor, 1. Now a third is coming. Oh lord, make it stop! More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rails Against Demonic, Liberal Devil-Tool Known As 'Wii Fit'
Think the newly embiggened Jessica Simpson has it rough? That's nothing compared to the poor fat children victimized by the Nintendo cruelty machine Wii Fit, opines hysterical View hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Realizes Her Obama Nausea Is Actually Pregnancy
Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called "a baby." More » -
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Bai Ling Slipping Behind Chihuahua, Hasselbeck In Mickey Rourke Oscar-Date Sweeps
Has our dream of a Mickey Rourke/Bai Ling Oscar coupling been deferred? Today, Rourke expressed his wishes to bring dog Loki as his awards date—though in a pinch, he'd settle for a certain View cohost. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Woos Paul McCartney With Teenage Fingerpainting
Though Elisabeth Hasselbeck claims she was a designer in her pre-View life, she's best remembered as a considerably less loathsome Survivor contestant. Today, guest Paul McCartney inspired Hasselbeck to finally share her "art" with us. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Can't Wait Until We Appreciate Bush Like We Do Lincoln
Perhaps cognizant that very soon they wouldn't have George W. Bush to kick around anymore, the ladies of The View brought the crazy shouting and insane assertions big-time this morning. More » -
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Bush Commits Final Presidential Mistake: Handing Oval Office to Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Over the weekend, George W. Bush demonstrated perhaps his most terrifying lapse in judgment in an administration full of such moments: he let Elisabeth Hasselbeck into the Oval Office. More » -
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Barbara Walters's Passive-Aggressive Streak Now Just Aggressive-Aggressive
Today, an insane Barbara Walters gave us the clip that will be played on the news in slow-motion when she finally uses her costume jewelry to garrote Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More » -
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Barbara Walters: Elisabeth Hasselbeck 'Isn't NECESSARILY a Bonehead'
Barbara Walters is just letting her passive-aggressive flag fly these days on The View, garnishing nearly every "Hot Topics" segment with a cruel, cutting barb that her dunderheaded cohosts are powerless to rebut. More » -
#defamerdecides2008
2008: The Year Pop Culture Won the Presidency
Join us in looking back at the trends, names, faces, places and unhinged absurdity that made our Defamer Decides 2008 coverage an unparalleled historical record of American presidential politics at its finest. More » -
#theview
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: A Nightmarish Year In Review
Peer into The View, and soon The View starts to peer into you. Before long, you may develop a sudden affinity for pirate shirts and a tendency to shout "William Ayers!" -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Ready to Gloat About Obama's Invocation Speaker
Yesterday, Barack Obama's inauguration committee announced its choice for invocation speaker: controversial Saddelback founder Rick Warren. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, no doubt expecting a bomb-laden address from William Ayers, couldn't have been more pleased. -
#thatswhatshesaid
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the lone "conservative" voice on The View. We're frequently annoyed by things she says (but applaud her for her consistency). We collected our favorites in this clip. [Jezebel]
