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more about #ellendegeneres more comments → TedSez: Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Opra... more » Unsolicited Advice: Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares... more » starke: no foster, you don't have an ear infection. you have been infected with the spirit of oscar wilde! i swear it! that is all. more » unclevanya: Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"... She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love t... more » CumaeanSibyl: Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes ... more » katekate is squared: Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate. Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass. I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working. Oh Foster, you make ... more » momof3wildkids: Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way. more » Swifter: Balk is contagious, it seems. more » bboston88: You're so sassy and slightly hostile lately Foster, I love it! more » Lysergic Asset: This gossip roundup brought to you by Red Bull, Sugar Coated Frosted Flakes and crystal meth. (I kid you, Foster.) more » A Message To Rudy: Looks like there's room enough for both of them to bust out of that big ol' gay box. #ellendegeneres more » random_play: Joy? Jay? Goy? Gay? Just drop it, I say! Oy to the world! (Or "Oi" if your Ska-ish.) #ellendegeneres more » Baroness: I like and admire Ellen. This photo however makes me ask how much longer she's going to pull off assuming the visual persona of a rumpled, towheaded ... more » m4ximusprim3: Pog! #ellendegeneres more » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#magazines
Oprah's Secret Message?
Maybe this is just a Rohrschach test for whether you're a gay leftist gossip site, but we think the holiday-card treatment on the Ellen Degeneres cover of O makes the word "Joy" look like "Gay." (Or "Goy" if you're Jewish.) -
#celebritycomputerscience
Ellen Exploits Twitter's Lists for Fun and Profit
The "lists" feature Twitter just rolled out has been swiftly repurposed by the celebrity-industrial complex to pump up the accounts of tweeters like Ellen DeGeneres. Lists show celebrities exactly who can send them followers. And thus who to spam. More » -
#twitterati
LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset Fans
The former host of Reading Rainbow had to explain The Onion to his fans, Sarah Gilbert felt like crying and Starbucks treated Jennifer 8. Lee like a ghost. The Twitterati were exasperated. More » -
#americanidol
Years of Gay Jokes Have Led to this Moment
Some wonder what business lesbian talk show host and non-singer Ellen DeGeneres has being a judge on American Idol. Ellen's reply? "I know I'm going to be a great judge — because I've spent my whole life being judged." [ET] -
#sadthings
Paula Abdul's Ellen-Inspired Single White Female
Paula Abdul danced her way into her VH1 Divas introduction as a way of poking good-natured fun at Ellen. But could it simply be a sad ploy at subtle revenge? More » -
#gossiproundup
Tinsley Mortimer, Reality Star?
Tinsley Mortimer may taste reality television stardom. Tennis star Melanie Oudin tastes the sour side of fame. Jessica Seinfeld's culinary tastes weren't stolen. And Tila Tequila has no taste for foursomes. Happy Friday! Here's your gossip roundup. More » -
#feuds
Ellen DeGeneres and Company, You've Been Served!
Ellen DeGeneres was floating on cloud nine this week, when American Idol producers finalized a deal that made her the show's fourth judge. Sadly, that cloud has popped. Her talk show's being sued! More » -
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#idols
Why Ellen Was Picked for American Idol
For all the attention Washington's bluster gets, history will see this little health care squabble as a mere sideshow distraction from the news we received yesterday; news that will fundamentally alter the way we pick our next American Idol.
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#americanidol
Judging American Idol's Excellent Ellen DeGeneres Deal
Finally! After weeks of anticipation, the nation can now sleep well at night knowing that American Idol has found a new judge to replace Paula Abdul. Her name's Ellen DeGeneres, and she's the best candidate for the position. More » -
#stankylegg
Bill Richardson Enters the Politician Dance-Off
New Mexico governor Bill Richardson isn't letting his state's massive pension-fund scandals bother him! He danced something called the stanky legg with local entertainer Jana Mashonee. He's not the only politician getting down. More » -
#oopses
Lindsay Lohan Didn't Know She Was Being Broken Up With
Poor LiLo. After her breakup with DJ Samantha Ronson, she is just so alone. Worst of all, she told Ellen today that she didn't even know she was splitting up, let alone being restrained against. More » -
#adorable
Anderson Cooper Is Not Your Dancing Monkey Boy
Anderson Cooper isn't about to make a dancing fool of himself with Ellen DeGeneres, like those other TV news anchors, whom he helpfully names. Plus, public displays of ardor just aren't his thing. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Ellen Fails at Twitter, While Jon Favreau Wins
In today's famous people Twitter stunts, talk-show lesbian Ellen DeGeneres wanted a million Twitter followers by today. She's almost 13% there! Meanwhile Jon Favreau has taken celebrity Twitter posting to its logical conclusion. More » -
#naomiwatts
Naomi Watts Reveals Liev Schreiber's Burning Desire To Breast-Feed
Though Liev Schreiber has a perfectly acceptable set of pecs, partner Naomi Watts confessed to Ellen DeGeneres today that Schreiber would throw his rack away for the chance to possess man-boobs. For breast-feeding. More » -
#greysanatomy
Eric Dane's Steely Glare Has A Lot To Say About Katherine Heigl
Firmly establishing The Ellen DeGeneres Show as the place where disgruntled Grey's Anatomy actors can go to seethe about their dropped costars, Eric Dane appeared today and was promptly asked about Katherine Heigl. More » -
#ellendegeneres
BREAKING! 'Ellen' Fire Downgraded To Pipe-Burst
We've been beside ourselves with worry after receiving word of a possible fire on the Ellen set. (Where's Iggy? Where's Portia? Where's DJ Tony Okungbowa???) We're happy to report there's no cause for alarm: More » -
#breaking
BREAKING: Fire At 'Ellen'?
This just in:
I work on the WB lot and I think there's a fire going on at the stage where they tape the Ellen show...
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#gays
Meet the Man Who Gay-Married Ellen!
The eternally marriage-minded Ellen DeGeneres booked the man who performed her own wedding as a guest today. Who is this allegedly famous, bestselling author? Basically, he's Rick Warren for people who do yoga. More » -
#love
Lesbiyenta Ellen DeGeneres Determined To Marry Away Anne Hathaway
Not again! After her matchmaking attempts with Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, and Ryan Seacrest produced no sparks, Ellen DeGeneres has plunged her knitting needles into Anne Hathaway (whose current boyfriend is not famous enough). More »
