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more about #eltonjohn more comments → Conchie Birdie: I love Jill Zarin, but I don't love her enough to ever like Kelly. #parishilton more » themediatrix: that pic is hilarious. Could Reinhardt look any more into himself? Clearly Paris is completely incidental. Also -- on the Nick Cage thing: from wha... more » manchops: damn, i'd do him in that little tutu dress and those white socks. He could throw my phone out the limo window and choke me any day of the week #parish... more » BettyCrocker: Paris' chokey BF is cute in a Patrick Bateman sort of way. But how chokey could he be with those ladyguns? I think Barbra Streisand has more diesel ... more » DahlELama: So that blind item a few weeks ago about the starlet with an abusive ex? I'm doubling my money on Amanda Bynes. #parishilton more » Foster Kamer: Heh. Cindy Adams is so old. #Dinosaurs #parishilton more » FormerEnglishMajor: That Tinsley "story" sounds suspiciously like something Topper's side would say. Hmmm... more » sarrible: Dirty Dancing was 22 years ago. I'm sure Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze ran into each other one or two times since then, he commiserated about her n... more » Midge: It looks like Steph's nipple has migrated to her armpit. more » once: Bea Arthur also described Estelle Getty as a "slag-bag," many credit her w/ originating the term. Bea's girlz referred to her, affectionately, as 'gin... more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Indiana Jones and the Medicare Drug Plan. more » Caius: What the hell happened to her face? I didn't realize that Richard used to call her handbags because that's what her face is made of . . . . more » ClockOnTheStove: For someone as gorgeous and famous as Stephanie Pratt to have to stoop so low to purchase her own bottle of bubbly... The terrorists have won. more » jobsworth: I find it disturbing that Stephanie Pratt has had surgery to look like her brother's wife. more » fatmonalisa: In other news, Ed Westwick got the trashiest tattoos ever [justjared.buzznet.com] more » -
#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend
Like the Tim Curry song says, anything can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Real Housewives can bury the hatchet, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get sick. It's Monday morning's leftover gossip candy. More » -
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A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch
Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
The Sad, Sober Life of Mischa Barton
Mischa Barton can't do drugs. Neither can people at Soho House. Meanwhile, gays want babies. Insane! Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#picoftheday
Designer Impostors
[Fake Sean Connery, fake Johnny Depp, fake Rod Stewart, and fake Elton John mingle at the Sunburst Convention of Celebrity Tribute Artists in Orlando. Image via Getty] -
#opencaption
"OK, Now Get Back In the Van."
[Elton John with the three kids who shared the Best Actor in a Musical Tony award last night for their performances in "Billy Elliot: the Musical"; image via WENN] -
#gossiproundup
Octo-Mom's Kids Already Forming Gangs
In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. More » -
#gossiproundup
Vanity Fair Oscar Party Obliterates Competition
The Vanity Fair Oscar party was, this year more than ever, the center of the celebrity vortex, devouring other party-throwers Prince, Elton John, Madonna and adorable twitterering couple Demi and Ashton. More » -
#traderoundup
Elton John Bringing You A Special New Brand Of Batshit
· Disappointed by the delays facing Steven Soderbergh's brain-melter Cleo? Elton John to the rescue with Pride and Predator, featuring Jane Austen's characters taking on a bloodthirsty space alien. Can't. Wait. [Variety] More » -
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#lawsuits
England Is Now Safe For Irony
A "landmark" court ruling in the UK means that it is now legal to make jokes there (without having to pay millions in defamation damages). Jokes about Elton John, especially. More » -
#campaigns
This is just going to lead to so, so many regrettable "bitch" jokes, isn't it.
