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more about #emilybrill more comments → Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Now, that's just an insult to vaginas all over the world. more » narnio: i am excited to read her press release. more » Rosewater: I don't appreciate your abuse of the word vagina. more » scroll_lock: Paul Janka should've patented his brand of psycho narcissism when he had his chance. more » iplaudius: OK, site-referential comments = bad, but wait, wait, wait. A history of super squats? And now, clear and intimate knowledge of NO-Xplode too? I am hol... more » BookishLatkeish: Don't call it a comeback! *cue the LL Cool J* more » TriedandTrue: I am now convinced more than ever AK is fake. I now follow him on Twitter and he didn't mention his near death experience once. No self respecting f... more » BettyCrocker: I don't mean to be a party pooper, but it's pretty clear that Kade has mental problems, rendering mocking him a tad sketchy. On the other hand, I dia... more » hypocriteoath: Kade is actually kind of funny at this point... like his whole schtick is just performance art... really, really boring performance art. EB, on th... more » Chore Boy: "Back writing?" I did some bareback writing in the early 80's but I got tired of taking penicillin all the time. more » depardoo: AK's whole delusional portfolio flashed before his eyes! more » lawyergay: I'm feeling a little bit nostalgic today...you know, just a touch "Where are they now?" about New York media pariahs. So what's up with Emily Brill? more » hypocriteoath: I know she can breathe and all, but third success down... really? more » TuxedoUWS: Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs. more » Lazy Susan: So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball? more » -
#lifeanddeath
What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
You may want to be seated as we deliver this news: Arthur Kade, the internet's biggest vagina, had a near-death experience yesterday. But as one fameball wavers on the precipice, another fameball friend could soon make her return! More » -
#judgments
The Persistent Failure of Steven Brill
Steven Brill has a reputation for being a media wise man—a deep-thinking mogul who's always spotting the opportunities of The Future. Which is kind of strange, since the majority of his projects have been ostentatious failures. More » -
#fieldguide
So You Want to Be a Fameball?
Too often, random people contact us, begging to be covered as fameballs. What they don't realize is that fameballdom is an organic process. This guide will help your effort to become ubiquitous and despicable:
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#emilybrill
"My handwriting is cryptic and so am I."
We got this sweet picture of media heiress and ultimate narrator Emily Brill looking fancy on New Year's Eve. So as an excuse to run it, let's hear Emily's analysis of MTV's The City: More » -


