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more about #emmawatson more comments → mladen: I misread "Papa John" as "Robert John." Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame. Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages. But only in front of... more » Magister: Perhaps it's too early in the morning, but for a brief moment I read "Papa John" as "Doctor John" and thought that'd be one hell of a performance. more » Conchie Birdie: I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll fina... more » katastic: — shit, we don't even know how to describe her- I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid". more » unclevanya: Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peele... more » Martiniman: The Edwards thing is probably speculation and a bit of wishful thinking for all of us. Elizabeth is no pushover, so I'm just content to know that his ... more » Swordfish: 1. And Madame Edwards wants to unload all the dirty secrets to the world now because? She'll get the money, she'll get the house, she'll get the kids.... more » PaisleyPajamas: There will come a day when "Palin" will become synonymous with brazen begging with your palm outstretched. more » SahibaNumsane: emma watson goes to brown, not harvard more » meechybee: Dear Madonna, I can help with that... more » mladen: A Thursday roundup without a Mackenzie item is like getting UPS instead of FedEx. Or something like that. What I'm thinking about is the upcoming Fam... more » NigelAstydameia: "One of These People Enjoyed a Niagara Home Colonic™ This Morning. The Other Two Wish They Did." more » The Lone Scout: It's funny how the youthful Watson is trying so hard to project gravitas, while Paltrow, the "old" hand, can just relax and smile away. Regardless, I... more » HypocriticalOath: Ps why is Gary Shandling there? more » Conchie Birdie: Is Gwyneth, um, SMILING? more » -
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Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
That's because it's now got 100% more of phone hacking PR girl Ali Wise. Also Emma Watson gets around, Lady Gaga marries Papa John, and J.Lo meant to fall down. It's Tuesday and that's all the gossip you get. More » -
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The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
Elizabeth Edwards may have given up on her marriage. Paris Jackson knows who killed her father. Liz Taylor once tried suicide. And Palin could be trying her hand at beauty. Good morning, sunshine! Here's your Thursday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Scary Potter and the Prisoner of Fashionland
[Emma Watson's foil dress faces the muggle giggles of Gwyneth Paltrow and Mario Testino at the Burberry Prorsum show that closed London Fashion Week yesterday. Image via Getty] -
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The nubile Emma Watson definitely upstaged old bag Victoria Beckham at Burberry's London fashion show.
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
Jessica Simpson's breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan's employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria is delightfully kinky, Leo DiCaprio is cruising for new tail, Lily Allen proclaims her desire to bone a rocker, Victoria Beckham is taking acting classes, Emma Watson and Robert Pattinson are "just friends," and Demi hits the beach. More » -
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Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
Harry Potter and Gossip Girl finally meet in the middle, Jon Gosselin wants to capitalize on the worst fashion trend in the History of the Universe, Robert Pattinson's good in bed, Jim Carry's a scary grandparent, and celebrity DUI time! More » -
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Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
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Never Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
