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more about #endtimes more comments → City_Dater: If this doesn't show up in a CSI: Original Flavor episode soon, I will be extremely disappointed. #lasvegas more » mytdawg: Fox in a box. #lasvegas more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: As an ex-Vegas resident, I can say that, for the locals, this doesn't even register. String-bikini-clad 5'10" (h)looker in 4"+ heels getting gas at t... more » raincoaster: I really, REALLY want these strippermobile girls to get their own tv show where they drive around the country, stripping and playing rock music and so... more » the lesser of two weevils: Following closely behind was the condom car.. #lasvegas more » Maxichamp: This is PROOF that Al Qaeda lost! #lasvegas more » deepey: This doesn't just happen in Las Vegas. I saw a pickup truck (yes, a little more "low-rent") driving down Douglas St. in Victoria, BC, with a bunch of ... more » Conchie Birdie: Recession got you down? Can't afford a bunch of dollar bills? Don't mind being that tailgating asshole? STRIPPER MOBILE #lasvegas more » misha trotsky: I might as well stick my nose in here. Most are there because they have an 8th grade education, and they feel it's better than waitressing or clerking... more » DennyCrane: So what's the problem here? #lasvegas more » SpyMagician: I think that girl in the speeding truck really likes me! #lasvegas more » TigerTail: Stripper poles are so last century. Bring on the stripper teeter-totters. #lasvegas more » Buttafooco: I am sorry, but if you're going to strip while on bitumen, the law should require that your headlights be larger than those of the vehicle carrying you. more » MyNameIsChris: I hope they occasionally bust out the old trapped-in-an-invisible-box mime routine. But with more g-strings. #lasvegas more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I so don't totally get Vegas. It just seems sad sad sad sad. #lasvegas more » -
#distracteddriving
'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
Just read an article about a truck that drives around Las Vegas with a stripper dancing in it, and boy are my preconceived notions about that place tired (from being completely confirmed.) Whatever happens in Vegas, is ridiculous in Vegas. More » -
#armageddon
The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
A physicist at CERN, the lab that is building the Large Hadron Collider—which will destroy the planet by igniting a black hole and catapulting us into an alternate dimension—has been arrested in France on suspicion of Al-Qaeda ties. -
#endtimes
Things Still Unimaginably Terrible In Detroit
The City of Detroit just wanted to hand out 5,000 applications for housing and bill payment aid to those at risk of homelessness, so of course chaos and violence erupted. More » -
#prophecy
If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
MSNBC's Contessa Brewer devoted a segment this morning to divining the numerological mystery that was—is?—Michael Jackson. His first and last names each have seven letters, for instance. And behold, people—"seven is, like, the number of G-d." More » -
#endtimes
Tonight Is the Nerd Reckoning
Run for your lives, Silicon Valley's terrifying nightlife is upon us! Any minute now, Twitter plans to start the party by assigning an extra-large numeric ID to a tweet, thus breaking various Twitter programs. Then Facebook makes its move. More » -
#newdepression
Survivalist Chicken Coops Sprouting Up Across America
A confluence of localvore do-gooderism and desperate poverty is transforming America's suburbs into a Third World hellscape, because otherwise-normal people are raising chickens in their backyards. More » -
#nightmares
Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
It's "funny/horrifying political photo funnies Friday" here at Gawker HQ! This is Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelwhatever wearing one of those popular "Snuggie" things. More » -
#media
Detroit Papers Get Worse, Harder To Obtain
Nobody lives in Detroit any more, and nobody reads print newspapers, so maybe it's not so bad that the few remaining Detroit residents can no longer get their awful papers delivered to their burned-out homes. More » -
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#wallstreet
One By One
Stock prices over the last year of Morgan Stanley, Lehman Brothers, AIG, Merrill Lynch and Goldman Sachs. -
#endtimes
Hell Week: Is Everything Falling Apart?
Was this week a peek at a terrible future? A dreadful harbinger of things to come? Will all the weeks be like this from now on? Yeah, news-wise, it was slow, which is deadly for a blog like this, but it shouldn't have been slow. Two gubernatorial sex scandals! A heated election! A collapsing economy! Shouldn't it be crazy here? Maybe we're all too depressed to write about it! Look at Drudge. The image above has been on top of his site all day. He's talking about the presidential race, but everyone feels like that crying smiley face this week. Right? Let's take a look at the tape: More »
