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#enough
Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic
Yesterday we pointed out that a fella named Justin Massler had sent an apparently insane horse-themed letter to the New York Observer. Now Justin is acting even more apparently insane. We think it's just bad performance art! More » -
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Molester Santa Won't Go Away
The only question more confounding than "Why was this fake dick pill commercial starring grinning penis-flaunting Santa Claus made?" is "Why is it running now, in May?" It's always on. -
#enough
Jesus Christ, stop asking Kate Winslet about her body. [Us]
